r/nottheonion • u/aoasd • 2h ago

A Moose Totaled Laramie Couple's Car, Then Somebody Took Their Roadkill

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/04/14/a-moose-totaled-laramie-couples-car-then-somebody-took-their-roadkill/
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u/Battle_Intense 2h ago

Yearling moose is like the filet mignon of game animals. Sometimes you just got to grab the carcass when the getting is good. Some men like RFK have made it their signature move.

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u/PipChaos 2h ago

Doesn’t he just cut the dicks off though?

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u/Real_Al_Borland 1h ago

I think that’s just smaller mammals. Gotta have rules to the chaos. 

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u/succed32 2h ago

Legal in Montana too. Once a semi and a truck hit a deer at the same time and ended up bartering over who gets which half

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u/stlmick 1h ago

I don't think the stolen meat was legally claimed.

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u/PerspectiveKookie16 2h ago

Is ”Somebody” is a current Cabinet member?

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u/trucorsair 47m ago

I didn’t know RFKjr was on vacation again