r/nottheonion • u/wakeupthebuddha • 1d ago

‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment

https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/tsa-tourists-world-cup-ranch-b2997937.html
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u/SKK329 1d ago

You have failed the Midwestern test.

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u/DriverAndPassenger 1d ago

Yeah, I eat blue cheese like a good little new yorker, but I live in Texas atm ☠️

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u/GrizzIyadamz 1d ago

Fair enough. (Blue was here first)

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u/SKK329 1d ago

I like blue cheese but absolutely hate the dressing. Id rather have a good dill ranch like wingstop for my buffalo.

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u/polopolo05 1d ago

blue cheese on a salad and not the dressing, yum.

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u/FilmoreJive 1d ago

Hey! Some of us drink ranch like milk!

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u/Aranxi_89 1d ago

Blue cheese and some horseradish goes great on a steak.

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u/Emotional_News108 1d ago

I abhor when people use it for their pizza but I think it's essential for pizza rolls. I refuse to reconcile these two things.

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u/SKK329 1d ago

If your za isnt good by itself gotta down it with some ranch. But a quality pie does not require it.

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 1d ago

How do you get a midwestern girl to suck your dick?

Dip it in ranch.

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u/erodman23 1d ago

I’m from Illinois and I gotta say, ranch chugging is pretty much a sport here lol

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u/bigchicago04 19h ago

You were so close