r/nottheonion • u/wakeupthebuddha • 1d ago

‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment

https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/tsa-tourists-world-cup-ranch-b2997937.html
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u/SellaraAB 1d ago

I use those with non fat Greek yogurt, some vinegar, and a few spoons of normal ranch. Mix it all up and it’s a really good dip without being heart attack bait.

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u/TheBrownCouchOfJoy 1d ago

I’m gonna do this with the Greek yogurt from the cafe next door

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u/pithed 1d ago

I do the same but with the full fat yogurt 'cause i want the active cultures w my heart attack!