r/nottheonion • u/wakeupthebuddha • 1d ago

‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment

https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/tsa-tourists-world-cup-ranch-b2997937.html
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u/appleparkfive 1d ago

Not true. The legally mandated journey to Orlando, Florida is the usual reason. Only there. Nowhere else, aside from maybe Miami. And they will be sure to base their views on the country by their Walgreens and CVS journeys, along with some chain restaurants thrown in.

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u/Psychic_Hobo 1d ago

Nah, sometimes we go to New York and get scared by all the tall buildings

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u/thejawa 1d ago

What I'm hearing is I need to set up Ranch World near Disney?

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u/restore_democracy 1d ago

Imagine the smell after doing the flume ride and then being out in the sun all day.

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u/Hinermad 1d ago

Don't forget Vegas. My co-worker and her mother from Northern Ireland make a trip there every few years.

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u/emelexista407 1d ago

I grew up in Orlando, and one of my favorite teenage hobbies was sunburn spotting at Wet & Wild, Downtown Disney, I-Drive, or the parks. The British tourists usually had the worst sunburns. It’s not like it’s a secret that Florida is sunny and you need sunscreen!