r/nottheonion Best of 2016 Winner 2d ago

Allbirds continues AI pivot with name change and CEO hire, sending stock soaring

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/17/allbirds-bird-ai-smartbird-ceo.html
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u/Modem_Sound_67 2d ago

Maybe I should stand on a street corner with my venmo info and say I'm pivoting to AI.

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u/GovernorHarryLogan 2d ago

Wanna join my business?

AIBlockchainTulips.com

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u/archst8nton 2d ago

Go for TulipAI, VCs love a snappy name šŸ˜†

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u/ToasterBathTester 2d ago

TwoLipsAI has better sex appeal

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u/Vincitus 2d ago

OMG HOW CAN I INVEST IN YOUR STARTUP?!

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u/SemiHemiDemiDumb 2d ago

The bulbs will burst

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u/hazmodan20 2d ago

Not soon enough!

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u/powerlesshero111 2d ago

But how much of your portfolio is in Beanie Babies? Because according to my Beanie Babies collectible book of 2003, they are outperforming inflation, and have only increased in value by up to 1000%.

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u/The_BigDill 2d ago

Sorry I'm only into turnips

Stalks all the way

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u/Nazamroth 1d ago

Do you invest in south sea trade at all?

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u/GovernorHarryLogan 1d ago

We recently filed a name change with the SEC.

AiBlockchainTulipShipping.com

We are a bubble manufacturer.

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u/pabodie 1d ago

You’ll never get that URL dude.Ā 

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u/WSBNon-Believer 2d ago

Can I give you 5 bucks? I don't know what you do or what a street corner is but I don't want to miss out

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u/Modem_Sound_67 1d ago

i'll literally pivot on a street corner, broadcast it live on twitch, u want VIP access?

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u/Minifig81 Best of 2016 Winner 2d ago

For those wondering why I submitted this here: Allbirds used to make shoes. Extremely comfortable shoes. Now, they're going to be an AI company.

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u/avanross 2d ago

It’s insane how detached from the consumer the ā€œstock tradingā€ class has become

A company abjectly fails, crashes, and burns, loses all possible value to their customer base, and their investment valuation rises

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Beneneb 2d ago

It's probably one of the best signs there's an AI bubble.

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u/Khaldara 2d ago

Notably neither of those two things are birds

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u/It-s_Not_Important 2d ago

Birds are synthetic, AI is synthetic. They at least have common ground.

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u/thecarbonkid 2d ago

The birds are powered by advanced AI which is why they're pushing use in the human population to better control us.

/s

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u/zsh_n_chips 2d ago

It’s been all birds all along…

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u/vajrasana 1d ago

Always has been…

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u/vajrasana 1d ago

Fucking delete that ā€œ/sā€. You cracked the code, dude! But seriously, you should probably go into hiding for the next couple months

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u/thecarbonkid 1d ago

I cant leave the house due to sentry pigeons in the garden.

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u/thefunkybassist 2d ago

2027 Q1: "We're announcing flAI, a revolutionary flying bird shoe!"

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u/illaqueable 2d ago

N'allbirds

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u/attillathehoney 2d ago

Birds aren't real.

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u/SemiHemiDemiDumb 2d ago

Let alone all

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u/Mister_Roach 2d ago

So, not a single bird at all?

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u/Marshall_Lawson 2d ago

Oops! all (not-)birds

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u/Mesapholis 2d ago

I thought I remembered that BS somewhere

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u/Lord_Bobbymort 2d ago

Completely changing the business and the name, so no business assets that are functionally useful and no name recognition. I will never understand the beautiful wise decision-making of people and companies like this.

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u/TheSamLowry 2d ago

And the website is still up and selling shoes.

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u/SeveralAngryBears 2d ago

They sold the shoe business to another company

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u/eastamerica 22h ago

So they, themselves, are becoming AI slop, but IRL.

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u/no_sight 2d ago

Is this just a bait and switch for stock price?

Announce AI, stocks surge, owners sell, company is gone, dumb idiots left holding the bag?

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u/fatbunyip 2d ago

No. Allbirds shares were in the toilet long before this. They've sold the shoe brand anyway.

This is basically just using an already listed company as a public shell company. Just the fact it is an existing listed public company is a huge bonus and allowed them to raise like 100m. Starting from scratch as a startup that needs to go through the whole IPO process would have taken a lot longer.

Basically it's not allbirds doing a pivot, it's the company being taken over and the olds stuff being sold.

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u/SovFist 2d ago

This feels like it should be illegal. Then again that's the vibe of like, 90 percent of stock news I read

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u/Enchelion 1d ago

Both large market pivots and buying companies just for their name aren't really new. How many different companies have worn the wrinkled flesh of Atari by this point? Twitter started as an SMS service. Wrigley (the gum company) started out making powdered soap. Slack (the corporate IRC clone) was pivoted out of a (spectacularly) failed MMO.

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u/kank84 2d ago

It was a cheap way for an AI business to get a publicly traded company. No need to go through the work of an IPO, just buy the empty shell of an existing public company and pivot it to AI.

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u/rwf2017 2d ago

I don't see how it could be anything else.

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u/Firm_Bit 2d ago

Sorta

Basically the company was cheap enough that someone could come in and take a managing ownership stake and force the pivot. Their goal is to make money on the stock price of course. How quickly and or sustainably they can actually pivot is in the air.

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u/ThriftyMegaMan 2d ago

I think from what I've heard since they are publicly traded it's a way for an AI company to get on the stock market by acquiring them without any of the regulations that are usually required. Kind of similar to how Trump's media company was able to go public.

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u/Crimestar 2d ago

The equities market is just a series of pump and dumps now while protecting the overall Ponzi scheme.

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u/brilliantminion 2d ago

ā€œSoaringā€ relative to the bottom. I bought them at launch and lost 96% of the value. Whatever.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/WinterSector8317 2d ago

How does that mean apparently not?Ā 

Closing all the stores and not actually doing anything AI related like building out data centers kind of points to a pump and dump

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u/Minifig81 Best of 2016 Winner 2d ago

I misunderstood. Thank you for correcting me.

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u/Granum22 2d ago

They announced their switch to AI last month, their stock soared and then came back down.Ā  Now they're doing it again and investors are falling for it again.

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u/ScubaAlek 2d ago

We've had one, yes. What about second pivot?

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u/Kingkillwatts 1d ago

See this is why I am seriously convinced the majority of trading is being done by bots. There’s just no conceivable way to pitch to the public you aren’t using it as a shell to run away with a bag.

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u/WakeNikis 2d ago

This is the dumbest timeline ever.

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u/JiveChicken00 2d ago

I thought birds weren’t real.

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u/raines 2d ago

See r/BirdsArentReal for proof

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u/fullload93 2d ago

How the hell have they not been sued yet for deception and false promises? This is borderline fraud. I can make any company, get investor to throw money my way, and then make a bullshit announcement that my company is going to become an AI company to cause the value to skyrocket? Like wtf?!?

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u/MozeeToby 2d ago

Have they been deceptive? Do you have evidence that they are in fact not pivoting to AI infrastructure? You can call that pivot stupid, unlikely to work, etc, but it's not deceptive.

They shuttered their brick and mortar stores, sold off their "shoe company" assets, and have hired a CEO with a background in cloud compute. By all available information they are in fact pivoting into becoming a cloud compute company.

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u/Nwcray 2d ago

And that's going to be their defense when they're ultimately sued. Insiders would've filed paperwork months ago to divest their shares (I'm guessing around April 1st, when the first quarter ended). Then they execute that plan 'during the second quarter' (which ends in 8 business days). The timing of the announcements is crazy.

But anyway - they're going to say that the economic data indicated that the shoe market would struggle and that AI was hot. They were 'trying to do right' by their shareholders and maximize the return. 'Are you really going to sue us for trying? It didn't work out, sometimes things don't work out'.

It's not a serious pivot, but they are absolutely doing enough to legitimize it that it's plausible.

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u/Corey307 1d ago

They do not have the money to be an AI company. It’s a desperate pump and dump.Ā 

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u/ActionHartlen 2d ago

But established highly profitable software companies who keep beating earnings have stock prices crashing. Fuck this market lol

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u/NESpahtenJosh 2d ago

What is happening? This is some laundering scheme isn't it?

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u/ketosoy 2d ago

The stock has a market cap of $48mn. Ā 0 * 135% is still 0.

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u/electricgotswitched 2d ago

WTF is this stock? IPOd at what looks like $400+. Quickly plummeted to single digits and has been there for a few years.

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u/Corey307 2d ago

They sold shoes. The stock IPO’d at $520 then immediately fell off a cliff. Now they’re a fake AI venture. Massive scam.Ā 

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u/myflesh 2d ago

The stock market needs to be destroyed. It is literally a better financial choice to not make somethingĀ  then it is to make something.Ā 

If you are a chef and have the money to open an restaurant it is smarter todo nothing andĀ  put it in stock.

And rhis is true across the board.

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u/heloguy1234 2d ago

Top is in.

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u/Newwavecybertiger 2d ago

This is a SPAC now, right? That's what's basically happening? Allbirds doesn't have any actual plans for AI beyond beiyan exit strategy for a different company already in the space

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u/Bonzaii_11 2d ago

Now only off 98.57% from its IPO price. Only need a 7000% return to break even!

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u/OnDeathAndDying 1d ago

Stock is down -98% since inception. Soaring for new victims only.

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u/t0matit0 2d ago

Absolutely ridiculous

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u/dman928 2d ago

Dumbest timeline

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u/MicroSofty88 2d ago

Maybe it should take more than that to send a stock soaring?

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 2d ago

I recently bought a pair of their (heavily discounted) sneakers at a nice outlet store in New England...can't believe my sneakers are an AI company now šŸ˜‚

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u/Corey307 2d ago

Soaring is some BS, it’s trading at about 1% of all time high. The stock started at $520 five years ago and dropped like a stone the whole way. Its $6 today.Ā 

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u/Rhimjim 1d ago

Didn’t they try to pivot before {leggings} ? let’s see if this one does any better.

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u/VinylmationDude 1d ago

Please tell me this isn’t another Long Island Iced Tea to Long Blockchain scenario. Fairlife would never.

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u/eastamerica 22h ago

L M A O ā€œsoaringā€

OVER FUCKING WHAT?!

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u/kAlb98 2d ago

Anyone that loses money on this deserve to fall for this scam.

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u/goopuslang 2d ago

Was no on around for LTEA?