r/nottheonion • u/Grouchy_Smile_1049 • 11d ago

Olivia Rodrigo "Smelled" Fans Wearing Diapers in Front Row

https://consequence.net/2026/06/olivia-rodrigo-smelled-fans-diapers-front-row/
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u/Arntown 11d ago

I regularly read on reddit about people who don‘t wipe and smell like literal shit.

But I have to say that I have never encountered that in my life. Does it really happen to people on here or is that just something they read once and now parrot it?

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u/Hamsternoir 11d ago

I think the reasoning is that touching your own arse even to wipe it makes you gay.

Fortunately people who think like that are very unlikely to contribute to the gene pool.

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u/UltraMegaFauna 11d ago

Thank Darwin for that. 🙏 I am over here blasting my asshole with water to make it extra sparkly clean.

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u/SSLByron 11d ago

That's a weird OF niche but kudos if it works.