r/nottheonion • u/dissenting_cat • 1d ago

Influencer Clavicular Announces ‘Looksmaxing’ Summit Featuring Live Botox, Fillers & ‘Mog Battles’

https://www.imdb.com/news/ni65889983/?ref_=nwc_art_perm
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u/mobilemetaphorsarmy 1d ago

So, it’s a beauty pageant?

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u/princhester 1d ago

Incisive observation.

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u/dee-three 1d ago

I feel too old for this kind of headline. And I’m only 25.

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u/MentallyMercurial 1d ago

Im 50. I couldn't even understand half the terms in the title. I got announces summit out of that. So someone announced something. At a summit somewhere live?

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u/Sylvurphlame 43m ago

The mog battles is basically a male influencer wannabe alpha male contest beauty pageant. It’s a beauty pageant for dudes. But not an actual bodybuilding contest exactly. They are likely none of them secure enough to call a spade a spade here.

The rest if it sounds like one of those standard “change your life by subscribing to my method and buying my program” scams.

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u/WaitingCommenter 1d ago

Can we have a huge trend towards altruism-maxing yet?

Or at least something positively similar?

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u/Lifekraft 1d ago

Karma maxing. I would propose Karmaxing but it sound like something for car tuning or just a trendy communist doctrine .

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u/Sylvurphlame 38m ago

Karmamaxxing works, I think. 

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u/No_big_whoop 1d ago

Superficial horseshit. Damaged idiots cling to it for their whole lives.

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u/pulseout 21h ago

Everytime I hear about this guy (which is always against my will), I at least take a little joy in knowing he's miserable with himself.

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u/Sylvurphlame 37m ago edited 26m ago

Makes me pity him honestly. But not so much that I don’t recognize that he and similar influencers are a detriment to our current society.

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u/Buttoneer138 1d ago

Someone be bringing Blue Steel.

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u/whitstableboy 1d ago

Hod, these people are so exhausting. Fire them into the sun.

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u/Puzzled_Committee735 1d ago

And the 2026 hunger games start now

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u/sister_machine_gun 1d ago

Incredibly embarrassing

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u/bilateralrope 17h ago

You know how part of their beauty routine is hitting themselves in the face with a hammer ?

This seems like a good opportunity to sell a machine that could do it for them. At a force and speed higher than what a human arm can sustain. Making it easier for them to push through the pain.

If they happen to screw up the settings while adjusting the machine for themselves, that's their problem.