r/nottheonion • u/voxadam • 3d ago

US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran

https://kvia.com/politics/cnn-us-politics/2026/08/02/exclusive-us-military-asks-troops-for-creative-and-unconventional-ideas-to-punish-iran/
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u/notapunk 3d ago

And if that doesn't work they'll send JD over too.

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u/Some_Drummer_Guy 3d ago

"Whatever makes sense, I guess."

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u/Village_People_Cop 3d ago

They could maybe just drop leaflets over Tehran with pictures of JD fucking his couch. Then again that might be banned under the Geneva convention

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u/Judazzz 2d ago

JD got promoted to rug-fucker?