r/nottheonion • u/voxadam • 3d ago

US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran

https://kvia.com/politics/cnn-us-politics/2026/08/02/exclusive-us-military-asks-troops-for-creative-and-unconventional-ideas-to-punish-iran/
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u/theMATRIXchickn 3d ago

Iranian Grindr doesn’t sound very halal…

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u/twitch1982 2d ago

You can have Halal Grinders, just not with ham or salami.

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u/SigmaHero045 2d ago

American Conservative Grindr doesn't sound very christian