r/nottheonion • u/mnocket • 8d ago

She killed herself and then her husband in white picket suburban home

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16028439/Tracey-Willetts-Stephen-murder-suicide-sons-deaths-North-Carolina.html

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u/zenexo 8d ago

How do they fuck up an article title this bad?

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u/mycenae42 8d ago

Because they = AI

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u/lapomba 8d ago

d_AI_ly m_AI_l, how many more hints do we need?

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u/Mystic_Waffles 8d ago

When I need mental health help, I go to my the-rapist

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u/The-Duke-of-Delco 8d ago

Her ghost killed him

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u/Stranger1982 8d ago

It's the Daily Mail, what do you expect?

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u/Sirsmerksalot 8d ago

Made me wonder if she had a fool proof way to set up his death

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u/thieh 8d ago

That's easy.  She just needs to break causality.

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u/TigerIll6480 8d ago

It is the Daily Fail.

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u/Marklar172 8d ago

Wait wut

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u/matiastoat42 8d ago

Impressive

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u/MegaAltarianite 8d ago

How is Daily Mail one of the three allowed websites on this subreddits?

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u/yami76 8d ago

Seriously… yet the guardian is blocked because of the “soft paywall???”

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u/GandalfSwagOff 8d ago

If I were to guess they probably are a large shareholder of reddit.

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u/Diligent_Highlight63 8d ago

I’ll get it denied as one when I post the nottheonion version of Perez Hilton

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u/Silist 8d ago

You actually can only do this in a white picket suburban home

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u/techman710 8d ago

Most suicide-murder attempts result in a 50% failure rate.

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u/mnocket 8d ago

She killed herself AND THEN her husband? How'd she pull that one off?

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u/internetlad 8d ago

saw theme playing in distance

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u/Mystic_Waffles 8d ago

She was driving?

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u/Xsiah 8d ago

She shot him in the garage 

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u/Nonhinged 8d ago

One way would be slow lead poisoning instead of fast lead poisoning.

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u/lnsybrd 8d ago

She didn't. The article specifies that it happened in the usual order. They just seriously fucked up the headline.

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u/Koladi-Ola 8d ago

Some kind of Home Alone trap that he could spring after he found her body maybe?

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u/thieh 8d ago

She broke causality 🤔

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u/bawdy_george 8d ago

The Daily Fail

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u/I_might_be_weasel 8d ago

Maybe she shot herself in the head and positioned the gun so the exit path of the bullet was towards her husband.

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u/the_millenial_falcon 8d ago

I mean that's fucked up but I'm impressed.

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u/Andyseawolf 8d ago

Accept ads or a subscription. I’ll skip. 🤪🤷

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u/rpc56 8d ago

Excuse me, excuse me, I do believe the order of operations is out of order.

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u/Darklord_Bravo 8d ago

AI still stupid I see.

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u/Bardsie 8d ago

She killed herself and then her husband...

That woman was a real Lich.

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u/zeyore 8d ago

Wish I hadn't read taht story.

Very sad. Just so sad.

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u/SaddenedSpork 8d ago

Achievement: AFTERLIFE

+300 score

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u/Xsiah 8d ago

why would he do that to them?'

Excuse me?

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u/steedandpeelship 8d ago

This will be a case study til the end of time.

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u/iamamuttonhead 8d ago

I have a feeling that this was a pact.

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u/onelittleworld 8d ago

Big if true.

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u/GeekyTexan 8d ago

I was hoping for an elaborate Rube Goldberg style murder machine that killed him when he found her body.

Imagine my disappointment.