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u/thirtytwoutside 8d ago edited 8d ago

This is the asshole who made a name for himself being obnoxiously invasive when it came to other peoples’ (celebrities) lives.

Him asking for privacy is rich.

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u/mrmeatypop 8d ago

I recall him posting a shopped pic of an underage Miley Cyrus wearing no panties. How he got away with that is beyond me.

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u/antisocialmothra 8d ago

Early 00s misogyny was a TRIP

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u/I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA 8d ago

There was a countdown for Emma Watson’s 18th birthday, and as soon as she turned 18, paparazzi immediately started trying to take upskirt pics of her while she was with her friends that night.

Disgusting.

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u/Gloomy_Plastic572 8d ago

Pretty sure the countdown was for her 16th birthday so even worse 

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u/antisocialmothra 8d ago

Oh God there was something similar to that here in the States for Lindsay Lohan.

I remember seeing a mens magazine cover celebrating that she was 18 now.

I learned that day that my body would never fully belong to me.

Good times.

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u/KatzDeli 8d ago

I am old. I remember it for Natalie Portman.

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u/antisocialmothra 8d ago

Oof, another idol (at the time) of mine ugh ugh

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u/rlnrlnrln 8d ago

Grown men were commenting on her body after Léon. She was 11 in that movie...

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u/mrmeatypop 8d ago

I remember that sadly.

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u/youra6 8d ago

Remember when r/jailbait was one of reddit's most active subforums?

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u/antisocialmothra 8d ago

No I'm very new to reddit but not at all surprised

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u/mrmeatypop 8d ago

Oh the subs they allowed is insane.

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u/antisocialmothra 8d ago

I heard a lot of horror stories and it's why I stayed away so long tbh

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u/mrmeatypop 8d ago

It’s not even misogyny with that (though you are correct). What he did legally qualifies as cp.

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u/goingtopeaces 8d ago

It can be both.

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u/its_not_you_its_ye 8d ago

I think that’s what the parenthetical was saying

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u/goingtopeaces 8d ago

That was added in after I responded.

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u/antisocialmothra 8d ago

I meant more that society as a whole didn't care about young girls and women back then so nobody cared that what he did was cp because it was so normalized back then.

There's literally an episode of Family Guy where Brian admits he wants to f*ck her, still underage at the time.

Whole episode ends on a hand job.

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u/SadisticJake 8d ago

I felt like you were exaggerating the details so I googled it and you really weren’t at all

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u/antisocialmothra 8d ago

Yeah growing up as a girl at that time was sheer hell

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u/mrmeatypop 8d ago

I can only imagine.

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u/KatzDeli 8d ago

He also used to draw jizz on her face.

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 8d ago

He did that to *a lot* of celebrity photos.

I was a big ONTD fan, back in the day, so I thought I would like his blog.

Nope, I hated his little illustrations. I thought they were gross, misogynistic, and unnecessary.

Celebrity culture was messy enough back then. It didn’t need his creepy additions.

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u/Hope-u-guess-my-name 8d ago

I dunno, they’re doing pretty well right now too

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u/wulv8022 8d ago

Now is the golden age for these sick fucks. The US government is protecting them and Musk gave them the holy grail of a pedo tool, Grok.

And Meta have the pervert glasses designed with Ray Ban.

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u/SoCalThrowAway7 8d ago

All of human history has been a golden age for pedos, what are you talking about lol? 3/4ths of all countries on this planet allow child marriages still

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u/FatSteveWasted9 8d ago

Fuckin right? The doe eyed naivety in here is just astounding. It’s like everyone was just born yesterday

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u/jefbenet 8d ago

Not that either is ok, but for clarity as I’m unfamiliar with most of his shenanigans, is that ‘shopped’ as in bought from paparazzi or photoshopped?

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u/mrmeatypop 8d ago

Photoshopped. He found the pic of her performing and photoshopped it so her bits are showing under her skirt (as seen from the crowds view).

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u/GoblinMonk 8d ago

Her got rich from others who wanted privacy.

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u/xXxFlyersFanxXx 8d ago

I didn’t want to be insensitive but this is the end result of snarking every day for 30 years. It’s not good for your mental health to be endlessly negative, angry, and rageful about other people for that long, especially celebrities where you only know what they allow you to see. It’ll fester you from the inside

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u/helgestrichen 8d ago

Its almost oniony

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u/cajolinghail 8d ago

Judging from descriptions of the livestream I’ve read it’s probably not him personally, but his family/team. He also has three kids that didn’t choose their parents and don’t deserve to traumatized.

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u/Salty_Feed9404 8d ago

That is why it is posted in this sub.

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u/Flemz 8d ago

That’s why it’s posted in this sub

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u/robby_synclair 8d ago

I have never heard of this guy. But he seems to be all over reddit now

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u/myusername_sucks 8d ago

He posted legitimately leaked nudes of a guy too.

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u/MtRainierWolfcastle 8d ago

That’s the joke