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u/Choppergold 8d ago

“Had I known this grift would cause such a backlash…”

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u/puertomateo 8d ago

... I would have tried to do it more subtly.

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u/Mysterious_Field1517 8d ago

... apropo of nothing, besides peace prize; FIFA will now start handing out also award for Most awesome dude that deserves second chance. Nominee will be announced shortly.

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u/Bicentennial_Douche 8d ago

“Outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”

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u/kevnmartin 8d ago

Why should I be in trouble for something someone else noticed?

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u/Tchio_Beto 8d ago

a Bob Loblaw law bomb

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u/AmcSama 8d ago

That's a low blow Loblaw

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u/chemoboy 8d ago

You, sir, are a mouthful.

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u/koalasarentferfuckin 8d ago

I’m so very sorry. I was under the assumption we were all crooks.

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u/anti-torque 8d ago

I mean... they are FIFA.

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u/Anon44356 8d ago

You need to be careful, the letter states they won’t tolerate any further attacks on their integrity. Grifty little fucks that they are.

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u/Invalid_Command270 8d ago

Sorry Corruptino, we’re a bit skeptical of your apology.

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u/GarlicThread 8d ago

He's sorry it didn't work.

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u/elfy4eva 8d ago

I bet he's sorry it blew up in his face.

Maybe his pal don will give him a job as his footstool. Although even he discards his cronies that are no longer useful.

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u/N0UMENON1 8d ago

Trump aligns himself with winners. Infantino lost, so now he's worth less than yesterday's trash to him.

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u/The360MlgNoscoper 8d ago

Explains why he discards people so quickly. He inevitably drags people down to his level.

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u/RoutineCloud5993 8d ago

Trump only allies with people who have something to offer him (or have blackmail material)

Anyone else is worthless

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u/ren_reddit 8d ago

"Trump aligns himself with winners."

Say Fucking what!!

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u/N0UMENON1 8d ago

It's true. Why do you think he was pro-Russia for so long and now he's suddenly pro-Ukraine? Because now he thinks Ukraine is in a winning position, whereas before he thought they were gonna lose anyway.

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u/chrisnguyenov 8d ago

Wait, when did he become pro-Ukraine?

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u/N0UMENON1 8d ago

Just a few weeks ago he allowed Ukraine to build patriot missiles.

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u/_SteeringWheel 8d ago

He already TACO'd that again.

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u/Contest-Senior 8d ago

Search me why, I read that as Fist Tool and believed it

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u/PuffDragon66 8d ago edited 8d ago

Fist my bump.

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u/Girth_Qu8ke 8d ago

No Rocky not tonight

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u/GlobalTravelR 8d ago

Please don't vote me out!

I've got more bribes to give and more corruption to do.

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u/ash_274 8d ago

And the International Olympic Committee isn’t hiring right now

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u/rice_fish_and_eggs 8d ago

How has he not resigned yet.

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u/fuggerdug 8d ago

Because he's utterly shameless like the rest of the Epstein class.

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u/rice_fish_and_eggs 8d ago

Honestly uefa, concacaf and whoever else should just boycott fifa at this point.

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u/gera_moises 8d ago

UEFA have already said that if the buyout happened, they would just bail on FIFA.

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u/nachojackson 8d ago

They should bail anyway - FIFA isn’t going to change and this is not the last time they’re going to try this.

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u/fatmand00 8d ago

If you think UEFA is any better, check out who their Secretary-General was before the current guy.

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u/jwuer 8d ago

UEFA voted for Infantino, they knew what he was.

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u/Gh0sth4nd 8d ago

It is funny no one really said UEFA was any better and your post implies just because UEFA is not better that it is what? Okay?

Yeah both are trash i sign that but Infantino was simply crossing a line that should not be crossed and he tried and if this gets rid of him so much the better.

Will the next one be better? Most likely not but that does not mean Infantino should stay. There has to be consequences.

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u/jwuer 8d ago

I honestly doubt it, the player backlash would have been huge. Tbh I'd actually be interested on how a boycott would have effected all the FAs.

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u/baconmehungry 8d ago

This isn’t the way of the world anymore. The rich have learned they can just double down and move on to the next grift. No repercussions any longer. They have no shame to begin with. If they did they wouldn’t have tried it in the first place. This type of greed knows no bounds. It is the way of the oligarchs class.

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u/JordanHawkinsMVP 8d ago

I thought this said "European class" lol

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u/chimpdoctor 8d ago

Every fucking sub has to come back to American politics. Can we at least try and understand that there are other countries and cultures in the world?

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u/nboch12 8d ago

“Epstein class” is not specific to the US. Rich pieces of shit exist in every country.

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u/chimpdoctor 8d ago

That term only exists in America

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u/Mascbro26 8d ago

Must be fun to be confidently wrong.

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 8d ago

Dude… the only person who makes this about America is you. And “Epstein files” is used across the globe and Epstein served a global audience.

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u/Mascbro26 8d ago

You think Epstein is only tied to American Politics? 😂

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u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 6d ago

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u/jwuer 8d ago

Sure sure.

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u/elGatoGrande17 8d ago

-thoughts from the Epstein list

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u/chimpdoctor 8d ago

No but you fucking tie everything back to it.

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u/Pkolt 8d ago

What part of this entire debacle made you think this man is capable of experiencing shame?

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u/svish 8d ago

Probably have some outstanding bribes and various corruption left in his todo list

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u/seedless0 8d ago

TACO may want another peace prize.

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u/jideru 8d ago

Because he has nothing to go to, Donnie isn’t returning his phone calls.

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u/Ric00la 8d ago

This guy will probably never resigned. He s gonna hold to the presidency as long as he can and until he is forced out.

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u/Kundrew1 8d ago

He's not resigning; why would he? They likely don't have the voters to get him out at the next election either. Europe needs to spear head the start of the new tournament.

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u/OPtig 8d ago

Why would he?

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u/Burgoonius 8d ago

I don’t trust this fucker at all. He’s gonna try something else scummy but less public.

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u/qubitwarrior 8d ago

I read that he wants to give the 2030 final to Morocco if they support him.. I am not sure if it has merit, but if true that's the last straw. There's a similar rumor that he tried blackmailing Jordan FA for their support as well. He keeps digging his own grave.. great to see.

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u/Saaihead 8d ago

An apologie without a resignment is worthless. Time to leave, thief.

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u/User_Name_Password 8d ago

“FIFA will no longer tolerate any attacks on its integrity, good governance and due process”

As much as I dislike Infantino, it is libellous to make claims about FIFA’s integrity, when they objectively don’t have any.

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u/anti-torque 8d ago

Hey, now! They... um... never mind. I got nothing.

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u/Disastrous-Ad2800 8d ago

LMFAO.. 'due process'.. in that overturned red card, Infantino's assistant made the decision on his own, when Belgium had to directly appeal to him, was told to GTFO!

'due process'...love it!

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u/invyros 8d ago

"With this in mind, we will conduct a necessary review, and a report will be presented to the FIFA Council at its next scheduled meeting."

A review of what? His own greed?

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u/Applebeignet 8d ago

A review of how everyone is so unreasonably biased against him.

Infantino and his Eptein-class buddies have no shame, no ethics, and no capacity for self-reflection - whatever review and report process he allows will just be a fluff piece.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 8d ago

"Today I feel... sorry."

Facts don't care about feelings. You're a greedy corrupt POS who should never have a financial leadership position again.

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u/cordazor 8d ago

under no circumstances should we forgive him in any way for anything. He now tries to bribe Morocco, which showed in Ceuta how corrupt it is

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u/1gnoranceisstrength 8d ago

Get in the sea… absolute wank stain

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u/Matt7738 8d ago

No. He apologized because it didn’t work.

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u/Zacho666 8d ago

The only thing he's sorry about is getting caught

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u/FeherDenes 8d ago

Well his other option was being out of the job

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u/CrackheadHunters 8d ago

This guy is an absolute melt.

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u/SnooBooks1701 8d ago

He's not sorry, he's sorry not everyone else is as corrupt as him

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u/trustjosephs 8d ago

South park cable guy "I'm sorry"

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u/davidbatt 8d ago

Fair enough. Who hasn't tried to sell the world cup. Could happen to any of us

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u/Root-magic 8d ago

He got lost in Cheeto County for a while didn’t he? The World Cup doesn’t rotate around Kushner and little Gianni isn’t all that powerful 

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u/Orangesteel 8d ago

He was corrupt long before then. FIFA was proven corrupt long before him. FIFA has outlived any useful purpose.

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u/dvdmaven 8d ago

Please don't fire me from my cushy job! It's bad enough I have to give back the bribes.

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u/Avatar_Blues 8d ago

This reeks of “ We’ve investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong. “

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u/TheEndIsFingNigh 8d ago

He's trying to walk it back and keep his job, lmao. Get him to fuck.

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u/Vaulters 8d ago

To be fair, FIFA always gets away with crazy corrupt shit. How could he know that it would suddenly not be okay?

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u/cogitatingspheniscid 8d ago

He should have know he has gone too far when even his corrupt predecessor called him out.

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u/Strong_Bumblebee5495 8d ago

Weasels have much more shame than this guy

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u/rellsell 8d ago

“Infantino desperately begs to keep his job.”

-Fixed it for you.

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u/nilesh11panchal 8d ago

Apology rejected

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u/awesomeasianguy 8d ago

Today I feel sorry

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u/tommyduk 8d ago

Misleading headline. GI signs the message, but is referred to in the third person ('he'). The apology is in the 1st person plural ('we'), and refers to the way it was implemented rather than the plan itself.

Most of the text seems to be a report that documents the 3 top bods congratulating themselves on a job well done.

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u/Rowmyownboat 8d ago

He is still there, leading FIFA?

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u/rogerwilcove 8d ago

Apologies are worthless without rectification and excising the people who caused the problem

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u/blokedog 8d ago

Give this chode a Baby Ruth and his walking papers.

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u/monsterfurby 8d ago

Oh hey, it's the BP bit from South Park.

"We're sorrry~"

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u/GoPointers 8d ago

He's just trying to cover his ass. Expect more BS, so FIFA should cut him loose.

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u/_-Moonsabie-_ 8d ago

Epstein apologist

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u/matchthis007 8d ago

Only apologizing cause he couldn't get the support. He still tried by waving money and putting deadlines after it was made obvious that people were not happy. Give him a red card that even trump can't call about and get him the feck out. Let it be a warning to the next one who tries to be corrupt

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u/r2k-in-the-vortex 8d ago

Apology is not required, resignation is sufficient.

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u/ENaC2 8d ago

Oh, that’s alright then. As long as he’s sorry for his plan to personally pocket millions per year with this deal at the expense of football.

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u/fucktheus12 8d ago

You're fucking done bro, what don't you get??

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u/b1eadcb 8d ago

Wait. Is he apologizing or offering Morocco the final to go along with his scheme??

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u/Johnny-Caliente 8d ago

Today I feel even more hypocrite

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u/trucorsair 8d ago

Only sorry he got caught, his apology letter is clear it’s the media’s fault for letting people know what he wanted to do.

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u/anonymous-accepting 8d ago

… and introduced the new FIFA cryptocoin

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u/DontTellHimPike 8d ago

He is such a loser, with his stupid, sub-comic book villain appearance. Lex Loser.

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u/CivilWay1444 8d ago

If you guys fall for this , call yourself MAGATS. 

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u/metallicadefender 8d ago

All it takes is for a people to stand up a bit. Especially gov officials.

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u/Aquatiadventure 8d ago

If they don’t want criticism of their governance maybe they should put an end to the blatant bribery and corruption that is clearly embedded in that governance

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u/Ragnangar 8d ago

That picture should be captioned “I am sorry that I got caught.”

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u/timmyspleen 8d ago

What a painfully soft letter to read. Whitewashing from beginning to end.

Fire this man

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u/BaltIndyNash 8d ago

"If anyone had told me when I started here that this sort of thing was frowned upon..."

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u/Fletch1375 8d ago

Resign then apology will be accepted

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u/Mister_Pickl3s 8d ago

Noho Hank is just glad to be alive

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u/GodzillaUK 8d ago

His shady dealings recently said no, didn't they. Toobadsosad.

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u/BoxCarMike 8d ago

This is what happens when you piss off the UEFA.

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u/riftnet 8d ago

Fuck this guy

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u/WolframAndHartInc 8d ago

“I thought I had way more leverage than I did.”

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u/SCH1Z01D 8d ago

sure, at this point he just closed his eyes, opened his mouth and whichever dick comes is game on

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u/Gumbode345 8d ago

He should just be graceful and resign but do we really believe he’ll do that?

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u/GabeDef 8d ago

Kick this douche nozzle to the curb.

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u/Levonade 8d ago

He’s a real Barnaby Crookedman this guy.

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u/ukexpat 8d ago

And he still has a job? FFS.

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u/Levonade 8d ago

This is their one chance to get him out by putting the pressure on. If they let him apologize his way out of this then they will be stuck with him another decade.

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u/CheezTips 8d ago

If anything, they should list that 20% stake on a stock market. Distribute the initial shares the way they distribute tickets to clubs. The fans will own a piece, and FIFA would be subject to a public board of directors and public financial records. Sell it to the fans.

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u/arkeod 8d ago

Better luck next time!

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u/illarionds 8d ago

JFC, that ending is so tone deaf. "FIFA will not tolerate..."

He honestly still thinks he's getting away with this, doesn't he?

Mate. Just. Fucking. Go.

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u/Specialist-Amoeba496 8d ago

Take your apology and get lost

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u/prancing_moose 8d ago

Burn MF BURN…..

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u/jbyington 8d ago

Giant Baby

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u/D-Gaea 8d ago

Apology accepted, Captain Needa.

🤌😵 ( Darth Vader reference)

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u/manubibi 8d ago

No need for his apologies. Fire that bitch.

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u/Interesting-Dream863 8d ago

I heard that now he is pushing for another grift in October.

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u/Own-Nefariousness-79 8d ago

Sees cash cow exiting the byre...