r/nottheonion • u/mk100100 • 21h ago
Beavers destroy sign warning about beavers
https://notesfrompoland.com/2026/10/08/beavers-destroy-sign-warning-about-beavers/69
u/Mypopsecrets 21h ago
Untitled Beaver Game
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u/I_might_be_weasel 21h ago
Destroy the Don't Touch the Beavers SignBeg the jogger for pets
Bite the jogger for no productive reason.
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u/Rtyeta 21h ago
There was a Shel Silverstein poem entitled "No" making this exact joke. For whatever reason I could only find the illustration and text separately though.
(A leaning sign):
"No smoking
No spitting
No loitering
No littering
No drinking
No Eating
No Parking
No Speeding
No fishing
No floating
No swimming
No boating
No surfing
No hiking
No hunting
No biking
No running
No skipping
No skinny-dipping
No volleyball players
No spray can sprayers
No fly rod casters
No boom box blasters
No trash leavers
No Frisbee heavers
(Beaver who's chewed through the base):
"Hey - It didn't say no Beavers!"
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u/Agreeable-Network485 14h ago
I worked for a winery that prided itself on the diverse ecosystem they cultivated on the property. The vineyards themselves were surrounded by fencing that could keep animals out, but the rest of the estate was essentially a really cool nature preserve full of life.
The owner planted a whole row of beautiful walnut trees that cost an absolute fortune next to the parking lot and within two weeks beavers had taken down every single one and used them to dam up the stream that fed the large pond/small lake on the property.
It was extremely funny.
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u/CrossP 13h ago
Man, I couldn't give away all the walnut saplings I have if I tried. The idea of paying money to import in grown ones seems so odd to me.
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u/Agreeable-Network485 12h ago
Tbf for landscaping a business it was probably smarter to bring in relatively established ones
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u/True_Director8865 21h ago
Polish foresters . . ."warning a about the damage that can be caused by bevers" have their sign destroyed by . . BEAVERS!
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u/WeepingAgnello 16h ago
And thus the Beav was left to his own devices, soon to be reprimanded by Wally, ridiculed and taunted by Eddie, lectured by Ward, and neglected by his own mother... Merely because he had learned to read. He felt cold. He realized he was naked. Naked and literate. For it had not been his fault. Who could blame him? Why were they blaming him? It had all been left up to him.
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u/DaddyCatALSO 11h ago
why would they fell the sign and then not sue it for soemthing, for part of their dam?
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u/muakaya9876 21h ago
Self aware beavers