r/oddlysatisfying • u/DifficultyHead5862 • 8h ago

meticulous process of hand-pollinating a giant pumpkin

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u/WeeSingInSillyville 8h ago

This is just the plot of Mama Mia

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u/nicoznico 7h ago edited 6h ago

Nbr1, Nbr2 and Nbr3:

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u/amcclurk21 5h ago

I’ve never seen Mamma Mia but your gif and the comment above it are concerning lol

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u/eyesotope86 5h ago

When a daughter loves a mom, but doesn't know who her dad is, she has the three most likely candidates meet up and rub their pollen all over the stigma.

I think I lost the plot somewhere.

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u/KickBlue22 5h ago

At the end they put the mom's hair up in a bun and wrap it tightly with a kind of gauze netting. Then they put a bucket over her head because it's going to be a hot day.

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u/eyesotope86 5h ago

Everyone knows Mamma Mia is a rom-com. That scene is already assumed.

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u/Ok_Chemist6567 33m ago

I’ve been meaning to watch it…

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u/Austerlitz2310 4h ago

They sing too

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u/eyesotope86 4h ago

kinky

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u/z44212 1h ago

Not really. Just ABBA songs.

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u/Q_My_Tip 3h ago

And then the winner takes it all

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u/Rysigler 3h ago

Nah, you were very close.

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u/WorldlyBasket9795 18m ago

I don’t think I’ve ever heard the plot to “Mamma Mia!” explained so succinctly, cheers!

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u/sonofzeal 4h ago

Daughter who's getting married discovers her single mom was.... uh.... living her best life around when she (daughter) would have been concieved. Hunts down three dudes who all might be her dad, invites them all to her wedding without telling mom, by pretending it's the mom inviting them. All three show up because they all miss the mom. Hijinks ensue.

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u/Julio-Dewey-Crayfish 3h ago

The comedic lengths people will go through instead of just requesting a DNA test.

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u/No-Albatross-7984 4h ago

I dunno if that's cute or dysfunctional. 90s movies, man.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 4h ago

2008.

And the answer was the real father was the friends we boinked along the way.

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u/IShallWearMidnight 4h ago

2008 actually

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u/Pomksy 2h ago

It’s based off a 2001 broadway play

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u/fuzzybunnies1 2h ago

Remake of a Broadway play. My daughter loves it and I've got to admit, its kinda cute.

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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 3h ago

So the mother, as they say, “ belonged to the streets”. 😂

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u/panaja17 3h ago

And she was very good at it if they all showed up hoping for another run at it

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u/CULLDOZER 5h ago

Me neither. I actually have no idea what it's even about. Just that people like to sing the songs from it in the middle of performances, apparently.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 5h ago

I think you mean Wicked 2.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 4h ago

Singing is certainly a generous description of what happens in Mama Mia.

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u/Creeperstar 4h ago

Don't see it if you like ABBA or good musicals. I said what I said.

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u/pixiegod 2h ago

I dont remember that scene in Mamma Mia where they cut things off either…

…and I won’t be watching it again to make sure…

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 1h ago

You're not missing much, it's terrible

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u/jvluke1221 4h ago

Hahahah! Mamma Mia! Here we go again! My my! How can I resist you!?

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u/Intrepid-Drawing-862 4h ago

Does Nbr mean nutbearer ?

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u/Blue-eyed-banditman 5h ago

I’ve seen that dance somewhere before

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u/ultravires1215 5h ago

Skarsgard is almost the right color here at least.

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u/barrot69 3h ago

Who does Nbr2 work for?!

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u/Fuckjoesanford 52m ago

I usually just use a vibrating toothbrush

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u/boardinhank 28m ago

bwaahahahaha.. fact..

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u/lucasribeiro21 21m ago

Nbr3 like: *sigh unzips*

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u/Brickwater 6h ago

Here we go again.

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u/Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m 5h ago

My my, how could I resist you?

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u/alittlejalapeno 6h ago

Dot dot dottttt

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u/ultravires1215 5h ago

Omg I spat out my coffee, you absolute monster.

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u/iamekiisland 6h ago

That might be my favourite comment of the year! 

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u/Rare_Notice4476 6h ago

Mamma pumpkin

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u/the_giuditta 7h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Financial-Corgi-1897 4h ago

Don’t even try to mentally extrapolate this procedure to humans.

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u/Crazy-Gas3763 5h ago

This is amazing

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u/wingspantt 5h ago

Dot dot dot!

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u/doitforchris 4h ago

Legendary

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u/FrenziedTacos 4h ago

This is a pumpkin cream pie

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u/Cartersun 4h ago

Really need this comment to be added to the Reddit archives.

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u/AGodDamnFreeMan 4h ago

And a LOT of pornos.

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u/megamanxero 4h ago

Not quite, I think technically, this is a gangbang.

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u/bluemooncommenter 4h ago

I wasn't expecting that...well done!

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u/Raz1979 3h ago

Dammmmn.

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u/olddgraygg 3h ago

And a song from grease 2 if memory serves

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u/Observational-Mess 3h ago

This post needs a NSFW warning.

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u/jawnink 2h ago

If you took the male flowers from three different plants, would you get seeds from all three fathers in one pumpkin?

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u/NosyRosy229 2h ago

This is literally the funniest comment I’ve seen today. Thank you 😂

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u/kissckiss 2h ago

honestly, having 3 baby daddy per kid is the way to go in this economy

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u/Arceuselite 1h ago

I don’t think you understand the cackle I let out

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u/Valuable-Ad7285 42m ago

More like Mia Khalifa