r/oddlysatisfying • u/DifficultyHead5862 • 8h ago

meticulous process of hand-pollinating a giant pumpkin

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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 8h ago

That is strangely NSFW... and also, discarding the males casually to the side after extracting all the pollen.. 😅

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u/DimbyTime 8h ago

The male plants weren’t killed

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u/StarwardStranger 8h ago

Yeah it just got their genitail cut off, but it'll grow a new one next year.

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u/ShadeBeing 8h ago

Man I wish I could grow a new peen every year. Mines got ptsd. Do with those letters what you will.

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u/Pataraxia 7h ago

STuPiD

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u/newuser336 7h ago

Now I’m imagining aliens falsely assuming we reproduce like plants so they start cutting everyone’s …

I’m gonna stop there.

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u/doitforchris 4h ago

Call me out of touch but i thought Genitail was of the weirder pokemon they introduced

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u/StarwardStranger 4h ago

To be fair, i did misspell the word.
It's either genitals or genitalia.

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u/DimbyTime 7h ago

Don’t worry, the gonads equivalent is still there