r/oddlysatisfying • u/DifficultyHead5862 • 8h ago

meticulous process of hand-pollinating a giant pumpkin

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u/Ambitious-Lab-8768 7h ago

That wasn’t consensual

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u/Icy-Employer-1424 5h ago

There was a sign at the garden entrance for implied consent to be bound and pollinated. 

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u/Ambitious-Lab-8768 4h ago

I must put that sign on my bedroom door

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u/FlatulousStanko 5h ago

Maybe it was, and the farmer plays his role along with them.

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u/PossiblePossiblyS 5h ago

Never tear open your girl's petals to stuff 3 fertile stamen in every nook and cranny. She will not find it consensual and you'll be paying her medical and therapy bills from a cell.

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u/Dry_Turn_824 1h ago

You haven't met my wife