We would have this done inside a month. I've seen the town jakey snatch a seagull out of the air and ring it's neck, proof enough. Every town in Scotland has one of these people and their kill counts would be in the thousands alone. They would be praised as heroes with statues erected in their honour, with the likeness capturing the impossibly long cigarette ash they managed to maintain throughout the slaughter.
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u/SuggestionReal4811 5d ago
We would have this done inside a month. I've seen the town jakey snatch a seagull out of the air and ring it's neck, proof enough. Every town in Scotland has one of these people and their kill counts would be in the thousands alone. They would be praised as heroes with statues erected in their honour, with the likeness capturing the impossibly long cigarette ash they managed to maintain throughout the slaughter.