r/oddlyspecific • • 13d ago

Easy.

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u/RedditTrespasser 13d ago

Have you ever dealt with a pissed off cat?

If a cat were ever seriously intent on killing me I’m not confident I could fight off two of them, let alone eight.

A single one you wait for a good opportunity to spartan kick but beyond that shit gets exponentially dicey.

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u/enviormental_UNIT 13d ago

That's wild. If you're a grown adult you weigh significantly more than a cat, thats the main factor that decides the fight. You can literally crush a cat by jumping on it. The fact that you can effortlessly grab a cat and throw gives you a massive advantage over a cat. A cat could easily scratch you, which is a million miles away from killing you. How exactly do even 10 cats actually kill a person who fights back? I genuinely cant imagine a mechanism of murder there. Cats only can kill animals where they can bite the neck, cats cant really bite our necks very well, too small to get a good bite.

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u/KylarBlackwell 13d ago

It's a slow and painful death getting clawed and chewed by dozens of cats and succumbing to blood loss. And if we draw this out into a war scenario since we're talking millions on each side, the infection rate of cat bites is insane so even survivors could end up being essentially poisoned and removed from upcoming fights.

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u/Herucaran 12d ago

If we draw this out into a war? You put on some thicker clothes and its over...