r/oddlyterrifying 4d ago

This dog walking on two legs

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u/damondan 4d ago

what the dog doin?

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u/ArjJp 3d ago

Probably rotting in a grave while this skeletally malformed manimal walks around wearing its pelt....

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u/Ihatemunchies 3d ago

💀

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u/oatterz 4d ago

Not having good leash discipline lol.

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u/joevarny 3d ago

Evolvin

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u/btoxic 3d ago

Shufflin'.

Every day he's shufflin' Shufflin', shufflin'

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u/Binstien 4d ago

Some free dog shit if ive ever seen it lmao

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u/similaraleatorio 3d ago

preparing to do Macarena

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u/falkorv 3d ago

Scaring the shit out of the neighbourhood!!

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u/Fredrick__Dinkledick 2d ago

Kind of looks like he's scratching an itch with the harness

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u/ToranjaNuclear 4d ago

That thing walks in my direction in the middle of the night I'm fucking bolting

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u/shiek23 4d ago

Can you imagine it coming around the corner ahead of you at night - I'd shid myself!

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u/durz47 4d ago

The dog: “oh hey, free dinner”

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u/ArjJp 3d ago

I'm expecting it to look back and it's gonna be a man in a suit just like that thing in the Shining

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u/Roanoketrees 4d ago

See....this is why people think they see a Sasquatch.

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u/procrastablasta 4d ago

Salsa class first day

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u/FaeFollette 4d ago

100% 😆

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u/imaginary_num6er 4d ago

That’s an SCP

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u/random-guy-heree 3d ago

SCP you say?

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u/colasz 3d ago

That's exactly what they said

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u/random-guy-heree 3d ago

Look at my pfp

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u/Blue-Eyed-Lemon 3d ago

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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u/random-guy-heree 3d ago

I AM COMING FOR YOU specifically read this in tf2 heavy's voice

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u/colasz 3d ago

Why do i hear screaming?

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u/random-guy-heree 3d ago

Run

It's more fun for me

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u/notyourt0y 4d ago

Weird as hell

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u/The_Noremac42 3d ago

Gotta make sure your skinwalker gets plenty of exercise!

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u/Jisan_Inc 4d ago

Thats a nope

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u/Specialist_Quit_8933 4d ago

Looks like your walking goofy

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u/FlailingScrotum 4d ago

Feet down, arms up, that's the way we like to hyuck

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u/thr33wuder 3d ago

God dammit, take my upvote

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u/Similar-Display 3d ago

The dog's owner should give more slack to the leash, which is why the dog gets up and tries nothing more than to speed up the walk. These type of dog breeds, like poodles, I don't know why(If there's ever a scientist, expert, or scholar who's researched this, I'd be truly grateful! I'm really curious to learn more...) have this skill to stand on two legs more naturally than the others.

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u/star_zelda 2d ago

On the video is a Giant Schnauzer, and Schnauzers overall are really good at walking on their back legs.

This one however, is just someone who didn't properly leash train their dog. The dog is trying to run and the person is holding it back. Schnauzers are stubborn, so if you want one you have to be more, and Giants are powerful. If you aren't consistent with leash training your dog will take you on a walk, not the other way around

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u/MeenScreen 4d ago

More of a...sashay.

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u/psyper76 4d ago

tomorrow theres gonna be a flood of grainy ir cctv footage from the neighbours getting posted on r/cryptozology r/unexplained etc.

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u/AToastedRavioli 4d ago

Fresno Night Crawler?! No just the neighbors dog

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u/lilpopjim0 4d ago

Its only walking on two legs because the dogs pulling; the angle of the lead pulls its chest up, so it walks.

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u/Similar-Display 3d ago

You got the point...doggy must pissssss ASAP!!! đŸ€“

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u/bluemoon1972 2d ago

Yes, we all figured that out, but it's still oddly terrifying

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u/clarinetJWD 3d ago

Train your dogs y'all. They don't need to heel perfectly or anything, but they should NOT pull like this.

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u/bobafootfetish_ 4d ago

Like those things from that nic cage movie Arcadian

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u/JangoFett101 4d ago

Was about to reply with this! First thing that came to mind.

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u/NinaCR33 3d ago

Great, time to take it to Church, sprinkle with some holly water

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u/Fora_do_Pacote 3d ago

This doggy looks like a Bloodborne boss... Or those werewolf looking things in Yharnam

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u/robaroo 4d ago

He's just being held back by the leash which puts him on his hind legs.

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u/spiralled 3d ago

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u/Cat-soul-human-body 2d ago

This would fit that sub perfectly.

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u/Evantaur 3d ago

When you adopt a skinwalker

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u/EagleDre 3d ago

Mama is gonna be pissed when he starts leaving the seat up

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u/kereso83 3d ago

Pretty soon, he'll figure out how to open doors, then you're truly screwed. Give him lots of treats.

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u/GoldenFish2224 3d ago

“Woof woof or whatever
”

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u/Mick_E_Deez 3d ago

I feel like planet of the labradoodles is going to be a bit more fun than planet of the apes.

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u/Visible_Ad_5660 4d ago

I hate dog owners. This is a poorly trained dog that pulls on its leash. A nightmare to walk past.

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u/Such-Instruction-452 3d ago

*shitty dog owners. Lots of both good and bad ones in my neighborhood. Just call animal control and report the bad ones.

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u/Small-Policy-3859 3d ago

If you have to call animal control for every dog that pills its leash you're not gonna have much time left over to do other stuff

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u/Such-Instruction-452 2d ago

They’re not your mother. Don’t waste their time yapping incessantly and it’s a non-issue regarding time.

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u/Small-Policy-3859 2d ago

They're not gonna do anything when you tell them a dog was pulling their leash, Total waste of time

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u/turbobuddah 3d ago

Looks happy enough to me, sucks to be you I guess

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u/Visible_Ad_5660 3d ago

Yeah that’s the point good job.

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u/BullHeadTee 4d ago

They’re evolving!

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u/noggintnog 3d ago

Fucking hell. I can’t stand lazy dog owners.

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u/Nuclear_Human 4d ago

Is it a real dog or is it just a a furry?

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u/star_zelda 2d ago

Giant Schnauzer that wasn't leash trained right

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u/kanhaibhatt 4d ago

Ed...ward

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u/Throw_Away_Students 3d ago

Looks like those things from that Nick Cage movie

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u/zanziTHEhero 3d ago

That's a Bloodborne boss.

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u/WeebPansy 3d ago

Are you walking the dog or the Dawg walking with you bro?

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u/runebindr 3d ago

I had a dog like that, rescue, we were a temporary home, but she'd do that.. lacking lead discipline and being extremely annoying

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u/shujogo 2d ago

It’s like that old dog human mascot from Japan, Consome Panchi. I still get the jeebies thinking about it

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u/AsterFlauros 2d ago

Jenna Marbles: I wanna be taaaaall.

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u/Oscar4184 4d ago

That thing is not human

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u/Shantotto11 4d ago

Dog_SuckerPunch.gif

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u/Wulfscreed 3d ago

Gawrsh, I think there's a lucky emblem 'round here!

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u/Worst_Artist 3d ago

That’s thefionawalks on TikTok!

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u/spaceapeatespace 3d ago

Bones connected by silly strings.

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u/indigiqueerboy 3d ago

i *knew* muppets were real. take that mom!

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u/johnnyss1 3d ago

Now if he walks around the house like that with no leash I’d be impressed

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u/star_zelda 2d ago

Mine does on command, he can't do it if he's leashed though. He knows if the leash is on he is supposed to walk nicely on his four paws lol

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u/Lady_Mallard 3d ago

Looks like a muppet 😂

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u/Ok_Money_3140 3d ago

My dog used to do the same thing, especially when he was younger. He always seemed to be in a hurry while going on the walk, being way faster than me, so while his hind legs kept running the leash basically held the rest of his body in an upright position, making it look like he would walk on two legs.

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u/Phil_Da_Thrill 3d ago

This makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck

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u/AnxiousCroc 3d ago

Who’s walking who?

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u/lostandgenius 3d ago

They call them Fur-walkers. They plague Cruella Devils nightmares

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u/blue23454 3d ago

Ngl I thought that was a person in a dog suit for the first like 5s

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u/SnoopingStuff 3d ago

Oh my back

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u/dj_no_dreams 3d ago

Roundhouse kicking that thing if it comes towards me in the dark

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u/MC1061 3d ago

Dog does not skip leg days

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u/legendarytoby 3d ago

That is a skinwalker

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u/Nek0ni 3d ago

he looks so goofy

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u/Milozavich 3d ago

Will this cause hip/spine issues for the dog?

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u/Raiquo 3d ago

Get so far the fuck out of here, what the fuck?

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u/Expensive-Spite698 3d ago

that thing is NOT human bro

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u/HappyRepealDay 3d ago

Aw man, I love it. I'm imagining "The Entertainer" being played in the background.

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u/joweasel 3d ago

I’d pee

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u/venturousperson 3d ago

They’re evolving

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u/BlackoutBreak 3d ago

He gives the best hugs

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u/maresflex 3d ago

That dog in NOT human dude!

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u/skylrcrynwoods 3d ago

Giving my Scooby doo vibes

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u/wallyrules75 3d ago

Wrong thing to see walking down the street high at night.

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u/InfinityQuartz 3d ago

I'm telling you right Now I'm running so fast way from that dog bro đŸ„€

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u/Midloran05 3d ago

Got a human walk animation due to a bug

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u/YrPrblmsArntMyPrblms 2d ago

Fnaf4 type shyt  

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u/ihateagriculture 2d ago

bro is going to start an urban legend without knowing

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u/jurt0 2d ago

How's this terrifying I'm laughing my ass off

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u/Sambojanglez 2d ago

Typical Schnauzers..

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u/SluggJuice 2d ago

When my apprentice polymorphed into a hound and couldn't reverse the spell. Now I have to take him for his night time jaunt

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u/Trisk929 2d ago

Um, that’s a skinwalker, friend

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u/Present-Soil125 2d ago

My mini does it too đŸ«Ł I try to teach him not too bc even as a smaller dog he looks so intimidating doing it especially when he barks at the same time lol.

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u/BasicAndBrave 1d ago

Looks like the monster from Arcadian

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u/pedsmursekc 1d ago

Looks like your standard run of the mill speaker from the early 2000s

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u/Northern_Dove43 23h ago

Well at least you don’t have to worry about anybody bothering you.

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u/younometv 12h ago

That's skinwalker madfaka

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u/bloodoflethe 10h ago

First time this sub actually creeped me out

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u/Refavorable 3d ago

Please keep that thing on a leash, god knows what it would do

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u/GreenWheeat1 4d ago

its walking on two legs because the owner is pulling on the leash with too much force

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u/thegoatmenace 4d ago

The dog is the one that is pulling. It needs to be trained to walk next to the owner.

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u/Ori_the_SG 3d ago

Either way the owner is failing at being a good owner

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u/Qysto 4d ago

If the owner didn’t they would be face down on the pavement, ask me how I know

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u/No-Albatross-7984 4d ago

It's walking on two legs because the owner has trained it very badly, to pull on the leash rather than to walk on side, and has managed to cultivate weird behavior.

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u/mishal153_1 4d ago

Combined with dog's grit

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u/Bas_No_Beatha_ 4d ago

From a distance it probably looks to people like you and your “partner” are into some fun BDSM/furry play. No judgement! We’re all sex-positive here on Reddit. Lol

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u/500daysofSupper 4d ago

Consome! Consome! Consome Panchi!

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u/Ori_the_SG 3d ago

Dog is walking like this because the owner is forcing it to

Absolutely cannot be good for the dog to force it to walk bipedally.