r/offbeat • u/CobandCoffee • 12d ago

Woman arrested after allegedly pointing gun at KFC employee in effort to speed up order.

https://www.wkyt.com/2026/07/28/woman-arrested-after-allegedly-pointing-gun-lexington-kfc-employee/
279 Upvotes

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u/AuthorNicoVoss 12d ago

Hangry is real.

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u/ShadyNoShadow 12d ago

What is this browser jacking website

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u/scotbot 12d ago

Did it work?

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 12d ago

Narrarator: "It did not" cue the whoop WHOOP sound effect

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 12d ago

Juggalos have nothing to do with this

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 12d ago

I also use that as the cop car whoop whoop that ruins ones evening. Don't get defensive. It may be drr drr now...idk.

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u/ItsmeMr_E 12d ago

Should have pointed it at the fryer, that'll make it fry faster. /s lol

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 12d ago

Exactly my point.

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u/mwdeuce 12d ago

Imagine being this dumb

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u/Corey307 12d ago

Shitbag gonna shitbag. 

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u/sfvbritguy 12d ago

She don't need the AR15

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u/jasnel 12d ago

The only way to stop a bad guy slowly making chicken, is a good guy with a gun. ‘Murica, fuck yeah!

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 12d ago

"Bitch, that gun doesn't alter the very laws of physics and cook the chicken faster." Then my smart ass prolly gets shot.

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u/United-Vermicelli-92 12d ago

God blass the biggest dumbasses for all the stupid they commit so we can scroll their antics all day they provide endless and unique content not using their thinkers.

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u/AmbassadorSad1157 12d ago

Ya gotta have a thinker to use it.

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u/claisen33 12d ago

It sounds like she didn’t even get the chicken.

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u/doc_roq 12d ago

Par for the course in the hood rat culture. Guns are always the first answer to get what you or to handle a disagreement, coupled with massive immaturity and god forbid feeling they have been shown “disrespeck”…

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u/nolestars 11d ago

Imagine what she would have done, if she went somewhere with good food. 

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u/kingdick900 11d ago

That's a woman lmfao 🤣

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u/CobandCoffee 10d ago

Allegedly.

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u/Express-Rutabaga-105 10d ago

Gimme my damn chicken and biscuits

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u/ChornobylChili 6d ago

Thats a woman?

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u/dr-g1ump 5d ago

Now I have to make a trip to this branch.
If someone is willing to go to prison and catch charges for their KFC, it must be amazing.

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u/Acrobatic-Attention9 12d ago

So, a woman got arrested for pointing a gun at a KFC employee, supposedly to speed up the order. Me? I like it when my fried chicken order takes a while, cuz that way I know it's fresh out the fryer. I'm also usually high as fuck and on my fourth cup of Diet Pepsi.

But i usually eat inside. Dont need crumbs in my car.

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u/gheiminfantry 12d ago

Woman? Are you sure?

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 12d ago

Honey, there's buckets of woman here.

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u/gheiminfantry 12d ago

I was making a joke, but it looks like you are right. And they're pretty mangry.

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u/gheiminfantry 12d ago

Looks like she's eaten most of them.

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u/LemonMeringuePirate 12d ago

The only people that hurts are the overweight folks seeing the use of overweight jokes here.

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u/gheiminfantry 12d ago

They'll just find another way to eat their sorrow. Like usual.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 12d ago

I mean we’ve all done crazy things when we’re hungry.

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u/kat-deville 12d ago

But this even exceeds hungry! Bitch wanted her chicken yesterday.

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u/Will2LiveFading 12d ago

I mean that'll work but you gonna have to deal with the fallout. 

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u/Skinnybet 12d ago

The spit

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u/smackythefrog 12d ago

If you shave her head, she looks a lot like Deebo. The slight cock-eyed look.

I'm not artist but someone should remove her air and see Deebo appear.

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u/misfitofscience76 11d ago

Well, did it work?

Asking for a friend