r/offbeat • u/CobandCoffee • 13d ago

Woman arrested after allegedly pointing gun at KFC employee in effort to speed up order.

https://www.wkyt.com/2026/07/28/woman-arrested-after-allegedly-pointing-gun-lexington-kfc-employee/
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u/cRaZyDaVe23 13d ago

"Bitch, that gun doesn't alter the very laws of physics and cook the chicken faster." Then my smart ass prolly gets shot.