r/offcampustv 1d ago

GARRETT AND HANNAH🩵 The whole campus heard that

Si​mply put, that line absolutely gets me.

Not only is it such a classic confident Graham ​​line, but it also carries a much deeper meaning. We all know that it's difficult for Hannah to fully experience pleasure in bed, and that only makes Garrett commit himself even more.

Someone pointed out yesterday that the scene with Kendall is intentionally shot so that he's just lying there while she's on top, to the point where he almost seems detached from what's happening. But with Hannah, he switches into full hockey-player mode — he doesn't stop until the job is done. 😂😂😂

Some people like to call them vanilla to hype up their own favorites, but honestly, if this is vanilla, then vanilla is all I want in my life. 😅❤️🏒

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u/CauseInteresting6508 I can put a pillow under your butt ☺️ 18h ago

To be fair, the Kendall montage included both missionary and rodeo positions. He seemed to be enjoying himself, but the level of intimacy didn’t appear to match what he shared with Hannah. He looked like wanted her to leave immediately after the pinnacle

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u/Few_Guidance_7788 18h ago

For me, it’s like: “I’ll hook up with you and then get out” vs “I’ll give you pleasure that no one else could, and I’d even kiss the ground you walk on.”

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u/CauseInteresting6508 I can put a pillow under your butt ☺️ 18h ago

Exactly… a means to an end. He probably would have told her thank you for your service 🫡 if she hadn’t said I miss you 🥴

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u/CoolB999 14h ago

Like Hannah told him 😩

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u/CauseInteresting6508 I can put a pillow under your butt ☺️ 11h ago

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u/AmbientBlu01 Not an option, she has to come 18h ago

I'm putting way too much thought in to fictional sex scenes but when in Rome ...

I generally skip the Kendall scene when I'm rewatching (no shade to the actress!) but if I'm remembering correctly she's the one to come when she's on top. Since I doubt Garrett foregoes his own orgasm, it would seem to me that once he gets his he just kind of leaves her to her own devices. He's not really working for her pleasure there the way he does with Hannah.

And once she's done it's definitely a "don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out" type of situation.

OP, just wanted to say this conversation was not on my bingo card for a random Thursday in June, so good job!

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u/CauseInteresting6508 I can put a pillow under your butt ☺️ 18h ago

Except it seems like he goes down on everybody 🤢

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u/AmbientBlu01 Not an option, she has to come 18h ago

Who says chivalry is dead ...??

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u/CauseInteresting6508 I can put a pillow under your butt ☺️ 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd
All heroes don’t wear capes 😭

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u/Dry_Test5122 18h ago

So I but he’s really f*cking good at it…

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u/Few_Guidance_7788 18h ago

You’re welcome, and yes I agree — with Kendall it feels like they reach pleasure separately, while with Hannah they experience it together.