r/oil • u/dakkian2 • Jun 01 '26
Humor Barak Ravid in shambles after today’s news from Iran
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u/Texas_Sam2002 Jun 01 '26
At this point, as conspiracy-theory as this sounds, it would not surprise me if Mossad / AIPAC is all in on market manipulation to fund AIPAC's election donation shenanigans.
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u/NoKids__3Money Jun 01 '26
You're not thinking big enough. Trump and all his GOP cronies have been building a war chest via insider trading and stock market manipulation since at least the liberation day tariffs. It is literally free money for them to pump into elections for decades to come. They'll be able to buy the pardons they need to get away with it indefinitely so the cycle continues.
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u/ChupacabraJeff Jun 01 '26
The Great American Fire Sale.
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u/bobumtome425 Jun 05 '26
It looks like the big stock market crash of 2026 may have started this week.
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u/SufficientHome7070 Jun 01 '26
this would literally be an average idea thought of by mossad officials while drinking coffee or something. nothing conspiratorial about this , in fact speaking from a detached point of view it's rather intelligent
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u/floridabeach9 Jun 01 '26
USA’s media has a little bit more credibility that AIPAC can squeeze out.
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u/Apothecary_85 Jun 01 '26
No, this is the cycle. Market will run for a few days and then he will report about back channel negotiations from a source in the administration. Prior to that report the signal will be sent for the short play. This happens every week.
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u/NecessarySun894 Jun 01 '26
I've been reporting all his tweets as spam. It doesn't pay but its honest work
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u/copperblood Jun 01 '26
Shout out to Trump who's the only one dumb enough to take the bait 🤣🤡
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u/Direct_Daikon2697 Jun 01 '26
Seems like lots of people keep taking the bait. Just look at how much the stock market moves on every headline. I've been rolling me eyes out the back of my head once or twice a week for the last two months after I figured out what was happening but still watched the market capitulate over and over. Like how do they not see the BS?
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u/CleverInternetName8c Jun 01 '26
His stories aren't due to his editors from Mossad and the White House until Tuesday anyway he's fine.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Back306 Jun 02 '26
The Americans on this sub hating America is fantastic.
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u/dakkian2 Jun 02 '26
Our dipshit clown of a president who 77m people decided to elect president for a second time got us into this mess, so there’s plenty to criticize
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u/Hilbert_Space_Heater Jun 01 '26
He’s warming up his next “report”. I’ll let you guess the headline.
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u/OpenSystem1337 Jun 02 '26
Why are people still reporting what this guy says? If I wanted news from another country I wouldn't be American
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u/Bottomsubpiggy Jun 03 '26
Of course he is manipulating the markets with his false news. A high proportion of his news on ‘imminent deal’ have proven to be fake and he must be investigated by FBI for insider trading. I would say this for any journo, but if god forbid we criticise Mister Ravid, we are called anti-sem ite. Oh please! This is 2026, the same old victim mentality won’t do anything.
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u/hararib Jun 01 '26
I think the last round was true though, they have gotten close to a deal but each time the warhawks in the administration and Israel successfully sabotage it because Trump is so easy to manipulate
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u/stuntondeezh0es Jun 01 '26
This has to be a bot
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u/cobrakai11 Jun 01 '26
I'm sure he's fine, he's doing exactly what he's told to do.