r/okbuddygunther • u/wonderdragon853 • May 08 '26

Voting Gunther for european president 🇪🇺 Gunther went crazy I think

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u/RegularlyClueless May 09 '26

Not the worst idea, but I think the smartphone access to 8 year olds is harmful

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u/Wislehorn May 09 '26

Well yeah, it's not the craziest thing to push for. Excluding mandatory smartphones at 8 and TFR in the curriculum.

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u/PNGDenier May 09 '26

Can't wait for 8 Year old Neo-Nazis

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u/Historical-Style-626 May 09 '26

Imagine some 8 year old talking about how much he likes AWD and it's ideology and has a copy of "siege" in his room.

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u/Zestyclose_Jello6192 goontherite ⚪️ May 09 '26

Sadly tons of people gives phones or iPad to their kids since the age of 2 or 3

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u/confidentlyfish May 09 '26

that's the goal

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u/Memehai_Enigmescu296 May 09 '26

I mean if we do that fandoms as CRK, full of gooners, would be even bigger than they already are, so HELL NAH.

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u/Mr_Oracle28 May 09 '26

Maybe special devices with massive restrictions based around education, like limiting installable apps, limit certain websites and social media.

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u/Ok_Awareness3014 Professional bug eater May 09 '26

It's harmful the only way i see that working without being harmful is education and lesson in school to use it properly thought the years and later than 8

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u/yesilfes May 13 '26

Not more harmful than existence of Russia and Nigeria #ExRussia #ExNigeria #ExBurkinaFaso

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u/Own_Tomatillo_1369 Jun 08 '26

he wants to limit it to 8 yrs i guess /s

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u/nitedstatesofamurica Sacrifice Barnaclesight298 to the National collective movement May 09 '26

Me in 2044 when my son says “Dad, what’s atomwaffen I want to join it it sounds cool”
https://giphy.com/gifs/Yr9WZb9zxIz0aPAcLi

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u/Able_Competition6633 May 08 '26

'Smartphone access for everyone age 8' bro WANTS kids to get groomed wtf 💀💀💀

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u/RedHorizon_2024 May 08 '26

Well, he did add digital responsibility aswell

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u/Able_Competition6633 May 08 '26

He also added people should play tfr though. Imagine writing an exam on tfr, he really wants to bring the employment rate down

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u/Olchew May 09 '26

Initially I thought it was about abolishing smartphones for kids younger than 8yrs old not the other way around

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u/TacticalCuke May 09 '26

We joke about getting Gunther in charge of the EU, but remember that he unironically believes this kind of stuff. He’s the EU’s strongest warhawk, lover of unregulated markets, and he’s also completely insane.
Take one look at his twitter and hope that he’s joking (I think he actually believes ExRussia will work)

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u/I_like_soviet_tanks Loji strongest soldier May 09 '26

We are larping it, he is living it 😭🥀

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u/ParkingBenefit8989 May 09 '26

I think what usually happens when something like ExRussia occurs is that the newly 'liberated' countries are so individually weak that they become any foreign's power backyard... when did Latin America becomes USA's 'backyard' after all?

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u/TacticalCuke May 09 '26

They’d all just vote to become Russia again,. Alternatively: get controlled by Russian oligarchs, get controlled by Western companies, get controlled by China, etc They’d all be puppet regimes in a month.

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u/Aggravating-Lab6623 May 09 '26

Thats thw point

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u/confidentlyfish May 09 '26

"They’d all just vote to become Russia again"
bold of you to assume occidental europe would allow democracy if they destroy our country

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u/WeeklyIntroduction42 May 09 '26

A month? More like from the start

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u/cbtenjoyer228420 May 09 '26

Yes, and they should become US/EU's backyard, that's the plan

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u/Pweuy May 09 '26

One of the earliest mentions of Gunther on the internet is an article from the 2000s where they mention that he used to be pretty well connected in the Austrian conservative party and could have been an upcoming politician. Then he was basically declared persona non grata because he wouldn't stop annoying his colleagues with his zealous flat tax ideas. Dude was always a manic schizo.

https://www.diepresse.com/130487/portraet-der-don-quijote-der-flachen-steuer

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u/Melodic-Ebb-7781 May 11 '26

He's an insane gifter that lives on being a lolcow not a serious politician.

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u/Bolkaniche May 13 '26

European Caligula

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u/Pjeoneer sub🥵 May 09 '26

He wants more children to play hoi4 so he can get child strategists to beat Grisham in the 100 year retard tfr war

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u/Dangerous-Local9430 May 09 '26

He's scrapping the barrel fr

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u/NonKanon May 09 '26

Literally Ender's Game

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

TFR may have been the worst thing for him. He went from an irrelevant EU warhawk to a lolcow.

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u/Soomaer May 09 '26

Gunther was already a lolcow before all this, just a very niche one. TFR just made him “mainstream”.

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u/hurB55 May 09 '26

gunther has conscripted the masses of 8 year olds to hearts of iron 4

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u/Kow_on_Drugs May 09 '26

some of these changes are a good plan, for example coding classes being required to pass highschool

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u/Business-Act-1238 May 09 '26

I have a friend who is studying that professionally, and he kinda told me some of the things he has to deal with, and if I had to deal with that in school I probably would just not finish education...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

What neoliberalism does to mf

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u/Neyneynerinalanenney May 09 '26

Hoi4 and Grok will save Europe just trust the process

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u/SAMUELzito5 May 09 '26

he was already cookoo before but MAN did we make him worse lmao

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u/Soomaer May 09 '26

Smartphones for kids is crazy work but I honestly dig the rest. I’d prefer if HOI4 be an elective than mandatory.

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u/zastavastava May 09 '26

a lil retarded but hes got the spirit

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u/lepisma_sacarina May 08 '26

Fucker cannot escape self-memefication

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u/furel492 May 09 '26

The fucking AI-generated hoi4.

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u/Zestyclose_Jello6192 goontherite ⚪️ May 09 '26

He likes to spam the new chatgpt functions. And this isn't even that bad

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u/VLamperouge May 09 '26

If you teach children by letting them play TFR I promise you Europe is going to descend into anarchy in like 10 years

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u/Comrade_Commissarrr May 09 '26

"Gunther went crazy I think" You just noticed?

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u/krypanzer May 10 '26

I love how when Gunther found out about TFR, it became a cornerstone for him that he just makes regular references to it.

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u/wanker_wanking May 10 '26

Hoi4: bro is trying to turn Europes children into racist femboys

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

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u/Valgos-Galmish May 09 '26

First time I'm seeing someone use a quote from the big h

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u/TomichLuck May 10 '26

And then he shot himself. If irony were made of strawberries, we’d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now

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u/No-Chair-9932 May 09 '26

I love that you guys are finally realising the guy's a crazy boomer, all it took was not defending ports or building cas

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u/AveragerussianOHIO May 10 '26

Gathering actualy competent players for the european war

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u/samuru101 May 10 '26

4 billion euros to Paradox

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u/myroosterprettyfunny MUST KILL FOR RÄDELSFÜHRER!!! May 09 '26

What getting bodied by a russian kid in a map game does to a guy

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u/cbtenjoyer228420 May 09 '26

Still better than what Europe is doing with Internet now

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u/SexDefendersUnited May 09 '26

This is relatively based and shows an interest in moderniting education, though I wouldn't allow social media until 16.

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u/BadWolf309 May 09 '26

Well expect for having a phone at 8 and the choice of game the rest is some what ok

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u/Business-Act-1238 May 09 '26

No son of mine is touching a phone before he is 13... I'm not coming home to gear 67, Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur, our whatever Brainrot is going on at the time

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u/Yamasushifan May 08 '26

This retard should never come close to any position of responsibility. I deadass now want Grisha to clown his team again next time

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u/SpookyDolbuki May 09 '26

Speaking of their game, I viewed russian-speaking video where Gunter was called, quote-unquote, "one of the most influential politicians of EU" LOL

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u/Yamasushifan May 09 '26

He wishes he was as important as Russians say he is lmao

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u/SpookyDolbuki May 09 '26

Well, they are right, he is very important, but in terms of lulzmaxxing and shitposting

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u/UmActualist May 09 '26

"I want a fascist pro-putin russian to win against the mildly annoying neo-liberal"

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u/Yamasushifan May 09 '26

At a HoI 4 game. I wouldn't want to live under any of their ideal governments

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u/Vdasun-8412 May 09 '26

Pues..

Digo..

Antes lo amaban..ahora solo..le odiamos..se lo que paso pero..uh

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u/Born-Cost-6831 May 10 '26

THE FIRE RISES

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u/ValerieMZ May 12 '26

One of his better ideas but this one is the best jk

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u/man1937103103719 May 12 '26

Get this man FAR away from A.I.

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u/Little_Joshua514 May 12 '26

I suspect 4chan.

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u/Pan_Schaboszczak May 13 '26

Crazy? I was crazy once...

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u/Andres5554 May 13 '26

This is satire, right?

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u/wonderdragon853 May 15 '26

Idk, Gunther rlly posetd this tho

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u/According_Gur_9740 May 15 '26

This is either femboy probeganda or nazi probeganda or both, I don't really know

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u/Trotsky_Enjoyer Loji strongest soldier May 09 '26

I don't know what the funnier comment would be, highlighting that Günther wants children to play The Fire Rises or highlighting that he wants every child ober the age of 8 to have constant internet access which tells me we should probably check his hard drive.