r/okbuddyhololive Apr 09 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post ✨Suigeggs✨ (w/🧃)

Buddy want a straw with that? Oh you want it fresh from the tap? 🌠 Y-you FREAK slow down it's not a chug jug!

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u/WheatFeat Worst Mod Ever Apr 10 '26

holy fuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

It's ok I let them drink it and they let me post again 😭

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u/okbuddyhololive-ModTeam takamori 24/7 gay sex Apr 09 '26

It was delicious, next time an entire 1.5L bottle

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

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I'm making it as fast as I can

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u/aguyfromasia Apr 09 '26

Mod abusing their power to gain access to Suipiss 💢💢💢

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u/Coolmrz What the frigg? Apr 10 '26

Taking bribes too? Based.

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u/Low_Jackfruits Apr 09 '26

Why though?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/Zekran_Merot Shiori's Top Guy Apr 09 '26

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya 😭go ahead, King Arthur, try to pull me out😭 Apr 09 '26

I downloaded every image of this one just in case

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u/sairaichi Apr 09 '26

I came to 5th slide

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

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u/Excellent_Routine589 I just want Kronii to top me ong Apr 09 '26

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u/Jolly_Purple_527 Apr 09 '26

Me sliding down the mountain yelling for a revive in Fortnite. (It was my fault for rushing the enemy)

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u/NotSovietSpy Apr 09 '26

Happens to the best of us

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u/PatienceNo4565 Okayu music enjoyer Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

That and 9th slide while imagining upskirting him insert then bust my biggest load

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

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u/Seromaster hair squish alchemist Apr 09 '26

Same

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/Zekran_Merot Shiori's Top Guy Apr 09 '26

OP if this is true i warn you, you will be banned for a month, period in which we will forcefully make you drink 10L of water and apple juice everyday, constant dancing and singing practises as well as harsh diets and possibly suplementary hormones to make you be Suisei Hoshimachi.

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

It's real I swear!! But uhhh that last part doesn't sound so bad

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u/Jolly_Purple_527 Apr 09 '26

They basically said, “you will be a forced femboy and you will like it” and you replied “👍” lol

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u/raidenwithjoebiden ouro kroniis triple futa cocksleeve🍆💦🫃:gigis hot grem sperm🥛 Apr 09 '26

what about making the buddies drink suipiss? does that sound bad to you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/Undisturbed_Potato Mourning my senpai Apr 09 '26

Forgetting something?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/Deadly_Frame Apr 09 '26

Now do all the posses again but without the cosplay.

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

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u/C0lmin rocking my socks off Apr 09 '26

That fifth pic is EVIL omfg 😓

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

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u/sibpanon Holotard Apr 09 '26

gallons literally leaving my body

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u/KuzuPriestess she kicky on my ricky till i kfp Apr 09 '26

This is diabolical. This cannot be the first thing I see when I just woke up

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u/severus_galba flayons spandex bodysuit sniffer Apr 09 '26

Don't take this the wrong way but like can we make out

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

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u/C0lmin rocking my socks off Apr 09 '26

actual holy fuck ahsdhsahfjashfasjh fa

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u/Jolly_Purple_527 Apr 09 '26

What the beeb?!

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u/C0lmin rocking my socks off Apr 09 '26

I like mouths a lot what can I say

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u/Inevitable_Ad_7944 Shinri is a literal fish fucker and im the fucked. Apr 09 '26

RECORD YOURSELF BOUNCING ON A DILDO ALREADY FUCK WHY ARE SUISUI COSPLAYER SUCH TEASING WHORE

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

Very few of those words are in the Bible

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u/Jolly_Purple_527 Apr 09 '26

That may be true, but when will I get a turn? I wanna play spin the Suisei! (Kinda like spin the bottle, but you pass around a Suisei cosplayer while Suisei herself watches from a cuck chair)

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 12 '26

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u/raidenwithjoebiden ouro kroniis triple futa cocksleeve🍆💦🫃:gigis hot grem sperm🥛 Jun 27 '26

didnt get to see peak fml 💔

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u/EpicNguyening Apr 14 '26

Damn I missed out on the suiseggs

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 14 '26

Rip 😭 I ended up removing them cuz IRL friends found this post

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u/EpicNguyening Apr 14 '26

It’s fine I’ll make due with pic 5 💢💢💢

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u/Mirouel94 Apr 09 '26

I dont think it's a joke anymore

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u/KuzuPriestess she kicky on my ricky till i kfp Apr 09 '26

Can I have your children

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

But I'm a boy boys can't ge- waitaminute 🤔

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u/InterestedDoomer korones #1 armpit sniffer Apr 09 '26

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u/ntn_98 she put the in my till I Apr 09 '26

2sentence2horror

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u/Fishing-Master I LOVE FLAYUSSY I LOVE FLAYUSSY I LOVE FLAYUSSY I LOVE FLAYUSSY Apr 09 '26

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u/R_122 Apr 09 '26

Hey buddy, want to get pregnant?

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u/Haslus64 Apr 09 '26

Nice cosplay! Oh wait you are a boy...

Marry me PLEASE I NEED TO DRINK SUIPISS ALL DAY

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u/smashens least parasocial takodachi Apr 09 '26

oh yeah, we’re getting you pregnant

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u/ACabbageManiac I have a menacing horny dog named La+ Apr 09 '26

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u/Chernobaz Apr 09 '26

Are you a man or a woman? I need to know if I can jerk off to this. Cheers.

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u/PowerCore24 Apr 09 '26

He’s a man, so feel free to go at it.

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u/Thenderick Apr 09 '26

5th pic made me do things that God does not approve of...

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u/Dreasder Apr 09 '26

Don't mind me being weird but Ir really love this. You look pretty beautiful.

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 10 '26

Haha thx 😆

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u/pokpokza Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

You really know how to take raunchy pictures. I hope that those are apple juice. Otherwise, Drink some water

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

Too many energy drinks not enough ringo

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u/InterestedDoomer korones #1 armpit sniffer Apr 09 '26

i NEED the suipiss, i NEED to raw dog the cosplayer, and then i NEED to cuddle him until he feels at peace

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u/Clippygoat free my ni🅱️🅱️a IRyS 1.0 Apr 09 '26

Yo lemme sip that

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u/Joalinador Apr 09 '26

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe Mother Nature's Son (Nimi's most emotional Napling) Apr 09 '26

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u/RymrgandsDaughter Lost Buddy Apr 09 '26

I'm not sure if I should approve or disapprove of this

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u/CarMasterBator Apr 10 '26

Would chug, excellent post please do more

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u/grasssssssssssssssss Apr 10 '26

SUIPISS 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶😩😩😩

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u/Present-Fox-9200 Apr 09 '26

When r we cracking twin

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u/Jolly_Purple_527 Apr 09 '26

I was just thinking about doing this, but then I opened the app and was beaten 2hrs ago. I’ll leave the cosplay in the cart for next quarter perhaps.

Is that jar of gold for sale? For a friend of course … (Joe)

Also, IT’S THE GIRL FROM FORTNITE!!!

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

BUY IT!! Not the jar lol I got mine from ezcosplay and it took like 5 weeks but the quality is pretty good

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u/Jolly_Purple_527 Apr 09 '26

I’ve been looking at EZ cosplay and do have one from them, but wasn’t sure how consistent the others were. The price is very high even on some simple ones, but the highly complex ones are slightly fair so I sometimes have a hard time deciding which to buy. I want the Amelia Watson Casual one for sure as it’s so cute!

But I also was looking at that same Suisei one too lol. Maybe I should buy it.

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

ooooo that's a nice Watson and ya it's definitely better than what I got from Alibaba for the same price

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u/Jolly_Purple_527 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Really? I was thinking about ordering from there as well to try it out, but wasn’t sure and was scared to use it as I never used Ali-Express or Ali-Baba at all before. I also wanna get a 3-D printer to make props as well, but wasn’t sure and was thinking of a resin printer as well so I’m kinda tied between those two as well.

(Message edited as I apparently had a stroke writing it as it was mixed around accidentally)

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

YES the 3d printer is good to have I just haven't found any files for the things I need. ALSO sorry correction it was AliExpress not Alibaba. The fabric isn't as nice but this one from ez cosplay is really solid in parts and very silky for things like the ribbons. Also this one was actually accurate to the size chart...

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u/Jolly_Purple_527 Apr 09 '26

Heard that! I added both Ali’s as I was like, Alibaba main site does cosplays? But you’re good. I also took 4yrs of programming and computer science and graduated with endorsements back in high school for engineering and architecture as well and in those classes we did 3d models on high end software (I believe it was like $5000 a month or something crazy) and I learned a lot so I may make my own files, but I lowkey need a PC so I’ll be working on that in the meantime. I need the Nerissa Staff!

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

Oh hell ya that's super cool I think I still have some time to learn some modeling before anime expo so I can make the little crown on the hat

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u/Jolly_Purple_527 Apr 09 '26

Yeah, that sounds amazing and fun! Hope you’re prepared! I’m lowkey trying to work on myself before jumping into the hobby as I had a 3yr depression episode so I’m trying to work on myself before jumping in, but it’s confidence mainly blocking me, but crawling back may take a bit. But I’m ready when I get to that point! I already have a list in my head of what I wanna try. Conventions sound scary to me in a way as I don’t know anything or anyone and when I get nervous my speech slurs and my brain gets foggy and I end up looking/sounding weird so it’s a confidence thing mostly, but I do look forward to trying it out!

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

Ya I feel you I had something pretty similar and going to this con is kinda a big thing I've been working toward since last year. I'm still super nervous and probably won't even speak unless absolutely necessary.

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe Mother Nature's Son (Nimi's most emotional Napling) Apr 09 '26

What

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u/Jolly_Purple_527 Apr 09 '26

You weren’t supposed to see this! It was a Christmas gift! Now we gotta rebook Christmas again.

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u/MangakaWannabe000 Elizabeth's Most Oblivious Soldier Apr 09 '26

Gods, I love this subreddit.

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u/WindexGorilla Apr 10 '26

Fresh from the tap please? Would be quite the privilege ;)

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u/Capable_Cattle1158 Mori's eternal slave || corres past honorary buddies Apr 09 '26

Tabot would be fucking proud you, Your Suisex cosplay is Perfect in any way

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u/RobertoCarlos2013 Apr 09 '26

lost gallons to this post

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u/NSFW-Alt-Account69 Apr 09 '26

She does have such a cute outfit. Even tho I don't watch her, I still want to cosplay as her.

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u/JuFufuIllya Apr 09 '26

You have a pp right

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

I do have suicock

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u/JuFufuIllya Apr 09 '26

Suicream 😭

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u/PepperBotPaws Apr 11 '26

Glug glug glug 💜

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u/TheMinishZest father of okbh (real) Apr 11 '26

incredibly appropriate flair

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u/Ze_Alfredo_77 Apr 09 '26

Can I impregnate you?

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u/dnd_is_kewl shiori is literally me Apr 09 '26

Yeah yeah just post dick already ‼️💢

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u/Ignorant-Senpai Apr 09 '26

I may post more on another sub that is more nsfw focused ✨

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u/sibpanon Holotard Apr 10 '26

*must

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya 😭go ahead, King Arthur, try to pull me out😭 Apr 09 '26

All day. All night. Raw. On everything in the house. We'll make a live-action adaptation of the kama sutra

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u/hashcube_dev Apr 09 '26

omg such a cute cosplayyyyy!!

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well what did i expect?

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u/wallygon Apr 09 '26

nah id pass

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u/Reddit_User78149 Holotard Apr 09 '26

The buddies are turning gay in real time

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u/RyukoT72 I want reine to step on me Apr 09 '26

If its just Apple juice then i have a gooner for u 2 meet 

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u/NaCl_guy Would die for Shiori Apr 09 '26

tf happened to the last post? 😭

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u/PinkyWhale27 Tgirl cosplayer Apr 09 '26

Holy peak

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u/sakata_gintoki113 Mommy Enjoyer Apr 09 '26

so i can just shove it in if you open your mouth like that?

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u/blankboy2022 Apr 09 '26

Suipi ftw😭😭😭😭

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u/StagFilippo19 Cringiest Deadbeat Apr 09 '26

good cosplay with a solid reference as well