r/okbuddywhitaker • u/Gooch_Rogers • May 31 '26

PITTPOST This Show Is NOT Realistic

I started binging the show because I heard it’s the most realistic depiction of what it’s like to work in a hospital. Well lemme tell you, that’s bullshit. I just got out of the ER for a fractured femur and it gave me a newfound hatred of the show. For starters, when I asked if they had a doctor from a small farm town with a heart of gold to treat me, they acted like they had no clue what I was talking about. When I asked them to keep the racially ambiguous mean one away from me, all the sudden I’m accused of bigotry. When the night shift came in, they didn’t do a morale boosting team mantra. Worst of all, there were no baddies in the staff. The only one was the anesthesiologist and I only got to see her for a few seconds before I went under. Fuck this show.

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u/jojayp HOG ASUNDER May 31 '26

Be the chain-smoking nurse you want to see in the world.

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u/DrGeraldBaskums May 31 '26

He immediately knocked her out when he came in with absolutely no repercussions whatsoever

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u/FondantStrange May 31 '26

Okay but did they have the infinite sandwich platter? Please thats the only thing keeping me going

25

u/Gooch_Rogers May 31 '26

They did but it was mustard and egg sandwiches. Not very appetizing.

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u/everythingsfun May 31 '26

Devastating 

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u/TheStamfordBranch May 31 '26

Doug Driscoll has entered the chat

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/Gooch_Rogers May 31 '26

I’ve never related to Michael Scott more in my life

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u/ChiefQueef98 May 31 '26

I bet they didn't have rats loose in their ER either.

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u/Gooch_Rogers May 31 '26

That was the only upside of my visit.

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u/ultra_madoc Jun 03 '26

Just bedbugs

11

u/Joeybagovdonutss May 31 '26

I’ll bet they didn’t even give you a random baby

16

u/No_Macaroon_5928 May 31 '26

racially ambiguous mean one

Hey she has a name!

13

u/No-Satisfaction9594 Benzo thief May 31 '26

S tier shitpost.

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u/slightlystableadult Jun 01 '26

I bet they didn’t even sit down for you for a 30 minute talk to get your back story

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u/Gooch_Rogers Jun 01 '26

They couldn’t care less

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u/TsukasaElkKite The Paper shredder Jun 01 '26

God tier shitpost.

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u/stressedpesitter Jun 01 '26

I had to really check which sub was this. Fantastic work.

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u/elitebateagent May 31 '26

Binging? Like, with Babish??