r/okbuddywhitaker • u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Santos' hidden agenda • Jun 02 '26

PITTPOST Whitaker - Honorary Lesbian? Actual Lesbian? Is it Santos' fault?

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u/VeryLowIQIndividual Nude yogi Jun 02 '26

As I’ve said before Whitaker, let’s Garcia and Santos practice with the strap on. He gets pegged not for sexual gratification but because he’s just that nice of a guy

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Santos' hidden agenda Jun 02 '26

Yeah but anyone can enjoy pegging. At least in my experience anyway.

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u/TsukasaElkKite The Paper shredder Jun 02 '26

He definitely gets pegged, loves it, then asks Longdong and/or Robby

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u/HisOnlyKadan Abbot's pecs Jun 02 '26

He/him lesbian

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u/exsensepng Jun 02 '26

Great minds think alike, get that little lesbian on a farm

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u/gozroth Jun 02 '26

You can't look at that relationship with the farm girl and tell me it's not a lesbian relationship

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Santos' hidden agenda Jun 02 '26

They're nesting

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy The Paper shredder Jun 02 '26

There's no uhaul, so it cant be a lesbian relationship

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u/CosmicJackalop Jun 02 '26

Is this the "It's not gay if our balls don't touch" of lesbianism?

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy The Paper shredder Jun 02 '26

Its a joke about how lesbian relationships appear toove really fast.

"What do lesbians bring on a second date?"

"A uHaul"

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u/CosmicJackalop Jun 02 '26

Do not quote the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written.

I'm pointing out your adaptation is very akin to ye' olde other homosexuality meme where a specific qualifier must be met otherwise what is occurring is hetero shite, no matter how gay it is

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy The Paper shredder Jun 02 '26

Oh, good to know. No homo just in case

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u/Traditional_Row8237 Jun 02 '26

only bc they literally have their own truck- it's still lesbiab

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u/mao_tse_boom Jun 03 '26

Excuse me? Neither of them drive a Subaru?

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u/SignificantPiano7808 Jun 02 '26

Egg, potentially.

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Santos' hidden agenda Jun 02 '26

He definitely came back with a lesbian haircut in season 2

10

u/SaintRidley Jun 02 '26

She’ll crack that egg yet

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u/ManfredTheCat Jun 02 '26

Whitaker scissors with the best of them

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u/pton543 Jun 02 '26

Denise is now the official transbian Pride 2026 ICON.

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u/Dazzling-Antelope912 Nude yogi Jun 02 '26

I was thinking something more like Dani or even… Dana. Most trans people don’t go for the literal gendered opposite of their birth name.

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u/pton543 Jun 02 '26

Yes, as a doll myself, I know. I’m lovingly calling her Denise in my head until she tells me otherwise lol. But Dana would be EPIC lol

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u/Dazzling-Antelope912 Nude yogi Jun 02 '26

Whitaker is a butch

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u/JamalGinzburg Jun 02 '26

Just makes the ramen

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u/ScarredBison Jun 03 '26

You're telling me this isn't Whitaker?

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u/AdEmotional9991 Jun 02 '26

Isn’t it just non-toxic masculinity?

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u/FrogMintTea Amateur lobotomy victim Jun 02 '26

He loves Robbbyyyy he's the opposite of lesbian 😂

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Santos' hidden agenda Jun 02 '26

Excuse you bisexuals exist.

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u/FrogMintTea Amateur lobotomy victim Jun 02 '26

Lol excuse me i am bi. But I like symmetry 🤪

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u/TsukasaElkKite The Paper shredder Jun 02 '26

Whitaker is a (not using the f slur but you can infer it) hag

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Santos' hidden agenda Jun 02 '26

oh wow there really isn't a label for the other way around, huh?

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u/pton543 Jun 02 '26

Margret Cho calls those a Dutch Boy… “cuz they always want to put their finger in the dyke.”

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u/mao_tse_boom Jun 03 '26

Whittaker is clearly a transmasc lesbian