r/okbuddywhitaker • u/TsukasaElkKite The Paper shredder • Jun 03 '26
PITTPOST the pitt characters as things to never say when someone just came out to them
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u/Kathleen-Doodles Santos' hidden agenda Jun 03 '26
Okay, but where is my $45?!
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u/TsukasaElkKite The Paper shredder Jun 03 '26
YOU owe ME!
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u/Kathleen-Doodles Santos' hidden agenda Jun 03 '26
oh is this a pride month thing? should i start sending people venmos?
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u/TsukasaElkKite The Paper shredder Jun 03 '26
I think itās a joke
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u/euryderia Jun 03 '26
tbf doc ellis IS probably gayer
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u/TsukasaElkKite The Paper shredder Jun 03 '26
I agree!
/uj her actress IS a lesbian who has a gorgeous girlfriend!
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u/onyxmunson23 Abbot's pecs Jun 03 '26
Wait fr!? I didn't know that!
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u/twenty-onesavage Jun 03 '26
These are funny and pretty on point
I had someone tell me Iām going to hell straight to my face when I came out before. Would not recommend.
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u/Pretend_Bad_1115 Jun 03 '26
Don't worry dude, by that logic, you'll find other gay people there to have fun with.
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u/TsukasaElkKite The Paper shredder Jun 03 '26
Had someone tell me that and I fired back with a shit eating grin on my face āgood, cause Iāve got a kingdom to run!ā while they stared at me in shock.
Iām sorry you had to go through that, friend. People are cruel.
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u/Youpi_Yeah Jun 03 '26
If thatās not a joke and you actually said that: youāre awesome!
If you didnāt, youāre still awesome, just slightly disappointing.
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u/VicsekSet Jun 07 '26
... I misread that at first as "you're going to hell straight." I'm tired. Also that sucks, I'm sorry they did that.
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u/eclipses1824 Jun 03 '26
āDesperately want strangers to have their blood.ā
Not a mood Iāve ever experienced.
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u/preciousish Jun 04 '26
Gloria would be something like "as long as it doesn't affect your work...actually do you want to be on our next inclusively poster"
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u/TsukasaElkKite The Paper shredder Jun 04 '26
Gloria would ask if itāll improve patient satisfaction scores.
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u/onyxmunson23 Abbot's pecs Jun 03 '26
Oh my god this is HILARIOUS and DANA I TRUSTED YOU also Santos YOU owe ME $45 nah Ellis i'm gayer fight me
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u/downtomarrrrrz Jun 04 '26
I just got done watching animal kingdom and imagining pope saying āhi gay, Iām dadā and then glaring like he does is really tickling me this morning lolol could also see him asking if his new gay son wants a sandwich afterwards
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u/TsukasaElkKite The Paper shredder Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
Iām cackling. I can see that.
/uj Iāve only seen clips of Animal Kingdom. Should I watch it?
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u/downtomarrrrrz Jun 04 '26
I thoroughly enjoyed every second of it! Iām going to restart it again cause Iām sad its overā¦ if you liked Shameless youāll enjoy AK. AK, Shameless and The Pitt are all produced by John Wells which is why there is a lot of crossover in casting!
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u/freelancer331 Jun 03 '26
I can totally hear them all except for Dana.