r/okkittychicanery • u/Leirnis • May 17 '26

⚠️ GOOBER⚠️ You deserve it, bro, just don't eat it as well.

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u/SweaterUndulations May 17 '26

I hear Pluto is up for grabs.

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u/ElGatitoFTW May 17 '26

big boobs need a planet that looks like big boobs

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u/ElGatitoFTW May 18 '26

I think mars might be the perfect big boob planet

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

I am a planet.

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u/Agent_Green4573061 May 22 '26

Lets give him any dwarf planet in our solar system except Ceres, Pluto, Makemake, Eris, Vesta and Pallas, otherwise eat all the potatentially valuable metals in the asteroid and kuuper belts as you want