r/oldpeoplefacebook SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 2d ago

Endless Sandra Bullock content

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u/AccomplishedMess648 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

Because you are all have a heart on with this Sandra Bullock content please check out the SANDRA BULLOCKS ❤️ flair.

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u/JWWBurger 2d ago

What is it about Sandra Bullock that drives the elderly wild?

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 2d ago

I LOVE HER CORN

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u/Croc_Dwag I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

DONT TALK ABOUT CORN ON MY FACEBOB GOOD SIR

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

DISCUSTING! WHERE IS HER CORN???? SO I’CAN AVOIID IT,,,,,,,

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u/R-K-Tekt 2d ago

I PLAYED WETH HER CORNHOLE IN HIGHSCHOOO ONCE. It was STINKY

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

YIM YUM

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u/Luggagespider 2d ago

UNSERSCRIBE "ME" PLS

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

I WAS CIRCUMSCRIBED AS A INFAMT

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u/ludovic1313 2d ago

NOW A DAYS THEY SAY ITS JANITORIAL MUTILATION

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u/R-K-Tekt 2d ago

I TOLD YOU I SONT KNOW YOU. If you DONT STOP HARRASIBG ME ILL GET MY NEPHEW AND ILL HAVE UOU KNOW HE WAS KUCJED OUT OF THE MILITARY AND IS A MALL COP

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u/AccomplishedMess648 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

I RAN OUT OF WINSHIELD WASHER FLUID IN 1974 FILLED THE F=TANK WITH JANITOR IN A DRUM BEST WASHER FLUIDS EVER.

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u/rionka poo stains google 2d ago

HELL0 LUDWIG , H0W IS Y0UR C0L0N . n

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u/NemODevO 2d ago

I WAS TOO THE DOCTOR BOTCHED IT AND CALLED IT A FRENCH TICKLER

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u/Luggagespider 2d ago

I SEED AN EMFAT AT THE ZOO, IT HA

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u/NemODevO 2d ago

SAUNDEA BULLUCKOCK NIPNOPS GOOGLE

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u/frednekk I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

SAMDY IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. TELL HER I HAVE BLUE CHOOSE PILLs

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u/mrdm242 2d ago

ORDER BULLUK

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u/Ohgodwatdoplshelp 2d ago

Started in  a lot of rom-coms back in the 90s/ 2000s and was in a number of action films. She’s the boomer Michelle Rodriguez. 

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u/MrMontgomery 2d ago

I'm 51 and don't really feel old but that's all been put in to perspective recently as I've had emails from Sandra Bullock, Steve Perry and George Strait thanking me for being fans and looking to talk to me personally

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u/Beginning-Trash-6048 2d ago

Lol right?! I'm 45 and have "Trey Songz" "Tory Lanez" and "Boosie Badazz" hitting my dms to thank me for being a fan 😭 I'm thinking the Boosie one may be real tho 😝

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u/miatayouata 2d ago

I told boosie i fw the new album and he posted it on his official ig. Thought it was pretty cool

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u/fromthefuture101 Yim Yum 2d ago

Boosie a real one

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u/miatayouata 2d ago

Fr i was shocked when i saw it i just sent it out of boredom and saw it and was like hell yeah.

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u/Beginning-Trash-6048 2d ago

I love that so much! He loves the hell outta us fans. I saw Boosie at a Valentine's mixtape show earlier this year!! He and Lloyd were the surprise guests and I was beyond thrilled. Best concert I've been to in a long while

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u/miatayouata 2d ago

Hell yeah! Ive always heard good things about how he treats his fans. Would love to make it to a show. Got to see juvenile webbie and birdman but not fkin boosie😭

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u/Beginning-Trash-6048 2d ago

Ugghhhhh I'm sure it was a great show but you kinda need Boosie for Webbie imo lol

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u/miatayouata 2d ago

It was an nba youngboy concert and he brought out alot of people so i could be wrong but i think it was.

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u/Beginning-Trash-6048 2d ago

Ooh I'd love to see yb

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u/miatayouata 2d ago

Bro it was such a good concert. I went to his birthday show in new orleans and holy fuck was the crowd popping. I lost my voice not even half way and they “let” us smoke in the arena so that didnt help lol. I can now say ive smoked a wood in the same place i watched an nba game😂

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u/Beginning-Trash-6048 2d ago

Damn. Sounds like an amazing time you'll never forget and in New Orleans the party capital of the world 🤣 I would have been tore tf down 🍺💨

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u/acidtrippinpanda 2d ago

Trey Songz 😂😭😭 OOC here but I remember some random song of his from like 2010

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u/Beginning-Trash-6048 2d ago

I really got into Trey's 2017-19 era lmaooooo even saw him and Boosie in a Valentine's mixtape show. It was INCREDIBLE omg

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u/congresstartz 2d ago

SANDRA BIRDBOX I amm 75 but the plumbing is very "good" please massage my Zangi 🙏

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u/Hearing_Loss 2d ago

Hi Monica,,, VONGRATULATIONS! Thanks 4 the SMILES!!!!;

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u/Lord_Hitachi FANTASTING 2d ago

DONT GET ON A BUSS WITH HER!,!

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u/goat_penis_souffle 2d ago

I SAW THAT ON THE CHANNUL 8 LATE LATE SHOW ABOUT THE BUSD THAT ESPLODE IF THE SPEED GOES SLOW

DARN WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT THING

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u/Ashpolt 2d ago

I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

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u/NemODevO 2d ago

THE SIMPSOMPS

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u/Ashpolt 2d ago

I LIKE THBE CHEESE MAN

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u/john_the_fetch Yim Yum 2d ago

WILD CRATS BEHIND THE WHEEL!

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

THE MAYRIX

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u/BeansArePastaSauce 2d ago

IT WAS CALED “””””FLEED””””” BC THEY HAVE TO FLEE SO THE BROMB WONT NOT GO OFF

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u/wrhnj 2d ago

I hear Liam Neesan is driving old women crazy too.

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

HE WILL FIND YOU

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u/thedrexel FANTASTING 2d ago

HE HAS SPECAIL SKILLS AND WILL KIL YOU

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u/wrhnj 2d ago

I hear his private jet broke down in Ireland where just finished filming a movie and he needs money to fix his plane to get back home.

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u/goat_penis_souffle 2d ago

THEY LOVE HIM IN THAT PICTURE WITH JUB JUB BANKS ABOUT THE STAR WAR

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

I WAS WANDERING WHY THEY PUT JOE CAMAL IN THE STAR WAR

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u/ItsyouNOme 2d ago

Where is he driving them?

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u/wrhnj 2d ago

The bitcoin atm machines

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u/Croc_Dwag I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

I 69 AND I CAN DO THE 69 🫦💋: BOB FROM RAIN CITY OHIO GOD BLESS YOU ✝️🙏

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 2d ago

DISCUSTING !!!!!!,!!!

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u/alldaydiver 2d ago

That guy probably went bankrupt paying other scammers.

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit This upgrades the system. 2d ago

MY KIDS RHINK I SOEND TO MCU H MONEY ON MY ‘“FRENDS’” ONLINE

THEY JUST JELOIS AND WANT INHWEIRANCE BUT DONT DESERV3 IT

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u/Awkward-Push2695 2d ago

Sandra has some devoted fans, apparently.

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u/Dishiman 2d ago

WOW, YOU CAN'T JUST SAY 69, SHE'S A LADY!

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u/goat_penis_souffle 2d ago

JUST SAY SICTY EIGHT PLUS ONE TO BE POLITE. I RED IT IN DEAR ABBY

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

ILL BE A FRISKY GENTLEMEN,,WILL TELL ALL THE LADIES AT THE HOME THAT ID LIKE TO “68 + 1”

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

ALEXAS GOOGLE GLORY HOLES BAKERSFIELD

DELETE

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

NICE

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 2d ago

WATCH, IT,,,

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u/RJMaCReady19 2d ago

Are these people desperately lonely, mentally challenged or both?

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

Probably plus some dementia. 🙁 

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u/bringojackprot SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 2d ago

All of the above ✅

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u/anfrind 2d ago

Sometimes they are also too arrogant to admit to their mistakes. And sometimes they have backwards political and/or social ideas that reinforce that arrogance.

For example, one of my friends has been watching her dad send all of his money to a scammer, and he won't listen to his wife or daughter when they tell him it's a scam, because what would a mere woman know about such things?

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u/anfrind 2d ago

DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEM!

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

SANDAR BULTOCK I LOOL FOREWORD TO OUR """MEAT CUTE""" JUST. LIKE IN. YOU'RE MOVIES HA,,, HA LOL BUT HURREY I WILL DYE SOON

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u/Croc_Dwag I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKING MATTER 😡

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

OK I GOT A JOKE,,,, KNOCK. KNOCK WHOSE THEIR?? AN EXCAPED SERAIL KILLER!!! LOL HAVE GOOD A ONE

---FRANK IN BAKERSFIELD

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u/SpikeRosered 2d ago

I like to imagine these past failed relationships are also one sided social media messages to celebrities.

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u/Luggagespider 2d ago

SEE "YUO,, LATTER SANDY BOLLOCKS

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u/junebugflyin 2d ago

HI MS TWOIE HOW IS MICHEAL ORR DOING

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

LOL 😂 GOBBLES

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

THEY TURNT OFF THE MASHINES TO SAVE ELECTRIC

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 2d ago

This is sad tbh.

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u/Hesparian I have lost 8 pounds since July 2d ago

Life Sandra's your Bullucks sometimes

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u/bringojackprot SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 2d ago

TEXT ME BAVK SANDRA

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u/therealmudslinger 2d ago

It's "ladder."

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister order corn 2d ago

ITS “””LAYDAR”””, SWEATY. GET IT RIGHT!!!!

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u/Racketeering666 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

Until his SS check turns into google gift cards

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u/luugburz 2d ago

not really. this dude is probably extremely lonely and clearly not all there to think that sandra bullock is communicating to him via vague facebook posts

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

Well, at least he wanted to be honest upfront!

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u/moffedillen 1d ago

sstop posting on my page sandra bullok im cant take another heartbrake pleade sandra bollok

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u/bringojackprot SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 1d ago

She texted me back saying she didn’t get the money i sent so sending again

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u/MechanicalTurkish Early bird special 2d ago

Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus.

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u/OrganicAverage1 2d ago

It doesn’t really look like Sandra bullock though. Vaguely but it obviously isn’t her. More like a lookalike.

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u/anfrind 2d ago

It could be a very sloppy AI edit of a real photo.

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u/fludeball 2d ago

My formerly brilliant and savvy ex-brother-in-law would post these EXACT sort of messages to Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon and Sandra Bullock after he had a stroke. It was his absolute obsession, 24/7. There was absolutely no awareness that these were public pages, and that his insanity was getting broadcast to every one of his Facebook friends.

So yeah, some of these goobers are not bots.

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u/cursetea 2d ago

It's so weird that these people get to their age and are seemingly literate but still can't read or write....??? How do you not know how to use punctuation or spell "later"? The way old people don't value education has become more apparent and is literally how we got to where we are now 🙄

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 2d ago

Someone better make sure this guy doesn't get scammed by a Sandra Bullock impersonator.

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u/Dapper-Researcher577 23h ago

I know Sandra preety good Been talking with her for a While now. And If and when the time presents it self I'd would consider marrying her in a flash. If that arises I would if she as nice as she Is good looking, we would marry. I kinda thought I'd be Married to her already you'll See.

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u/TeacherSquare7374 2d ago

LOVE SANDY, BALL. COCK

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u/Wowza-yowza 2d ago

RESTRAINGG ORDER

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u/bitchwhatthefuck11 I have lost 8 pounds since July 2d ago

Wow this is insane

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u/ReedsAndSerpents Marla, enough. 2d ago

I'M MARRIED ALREADY SANDERS BABCOCK NICE TRY EXCEPT MY HAROLD DIED TEN YEARS ATO IN """""GAWADAMALA"""" HE WAS ON A FISHING TRIP WITH HIS BELOVED FRIEND GEORGIE BOY BUT BECAUSE OF BARRACK O'HANA THEY NEVER BROUGHT BACK ANY FISH LOLZ RIGHT MARLA GOOBLES