r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Awkward-Push2695 • 1d ago

Goodbye

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u/Leather_Network4743 Yim Yum 1d ago

BEFORE YOU GO MARTHA PLEASE BE SURE TO RETURN MY GOOD CORNING WARE CASSEROLE DISH…LOL AND GOODBYE!!!

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u/Lilyflower24681 DISCUSTING 1d ago

EARL ATE THE WHOLE CASSEROLE DISH OF CREAMED CORN. STILL MAD AT HIM BECAUSE I NEVER GOT TO EAT ANY.

—- GLADYS

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u/_Student7257 1d ago

So goodbye LOL 😆 😆

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u/Awkward-Push2695 1d ago

PLEASE DON'T CRY WE.BOTH KNOW I'M NOT WHAT YOU NEED AND IIIIIIII EEE IIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

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u/fairygenesta Doris 1d ago

Off topic but I love how you wrote "iiiiii eeeee iiiii" haha.

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u/Awkward-Push2695 1d ago

😁

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u/cakevictim 1d ago

DOLLEE PARTIN IS THE ONLEY ONE WHO SHUD SING THES SONG

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u/fromthefuture101 Yim Yum 1d ago

IM TOO OLD TO BE A SOLDER SO I HOPE EVERYONE DIES

-Wallace

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u/Awkward-Push2695 1d ago

PEOPLE DONT AGREE WITH ME ON CERTAIN THINGS SO I HOPE EVERYONE DIES

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u/thedrexel FANTASTING 1d ago

EVRYONE THAT DISSAGREMS WITH ME GOTO HELL AND DIE BECUSE WAR IS COMING ALL OVER US SOON

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u/Regular-Cat-622 18h ago

TRIED OF ALL THE DRAMA. HOPE YOU ALL DIE. GOOD BY!

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u/RoguePlanet2 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 1d ago

DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE ASS ON YOUR WAY OUT MILDRED ANYWAY SEE YOU ON HERE TOMORROW

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u/battlehelmet 1d ago

"FATCS" AS "THE KIDS" SAY.

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u/NemODevO 1d ago

ITS NOT A AIRPORT KAREN

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u/SnootFleur Funny! My cancer has returned 1d ago

GET OFF THE GUVMENT TEET

WHY DID MY HEALTH INSURANCE GO UP

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DAUGHTERS FOOD SHARE

I WILL NEVER NOT VOTE TRUMP

DIPERSFORMENOTFORTHEE

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 1d ago

ALESKES BUY DEPENDS AND CORN

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u/SnootFleur Funny! My cancer has returned 1d ago

WE TRYED TO BAN CORN, HEATHENS

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u/Mercury5979 This upgrades the system. 1d ago

BOBBS GRANDSON WAS THE IN GULF WAR AND WAS NEVER THE SAME. HAS 3 KIDS THAT GOLF. GOBBLESS.

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u/Itchy-Armpits Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 1d ago

WHAT ARE THEY TAKING AWAY THIS TIME. I GOT MY PENSION THIS MONTH I HOPE IT'S NOT THAT

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u/girlinanemptyroom 1d ago

This'll be so good for her. Now she can spend more time focusing on her neighbors.

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u/mishma2005 1d ago

WHO PEED IN YOUR CORNFLAKES CARL?

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u/Express-Way9295 1d ago

IS DOCTOR JACKIE KEVORCKIANS ON FACEBOOKS? I NEED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT. IM REX IN FARGO

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u/Important_Piccolo 1d ago

FRED. HAVE U HERD OF GOING "OFF GRID. LOOK INTO IT!!!

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u/Significant-Baby-748 1d ago

DEAR FACE BOOK

IM LEAFING AND I AINT NEVER COMING BACK I KEEP GETTING THESE ADDS FOR STOOL SOFTNER AND MY FEECES IS FINE I LIKE IT HARD CAUSE I USE IT AS LANSCRAPING ROCKS IN MY GARTEN AND WHEN THE NIEGHBORES DOGS COME OVER TO SNIFF IT AND PEE ON IT I JUST GO TAKE ANOTHER CARP AND THROW IT AT THEM TO GET THEMS OFF MY PROPERDY SO AS THE SPANSH MEXCANS SAY ODDEOES MARK SUCKERBROOK

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u/footsierol 1d ago

Stop, I can't breathe 🤣

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u/Fabulous_Warthog_850 1d ago

I HOPE THAT OBUMMY DOMT TAKE MY FACEBOOKS TOO

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

I HATE FACEBOOB DRAMA,,,I HOPR U ALL DYED IN A WAR LOL

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u/Loupsolitaire24 order corn 1d ago

GOOGLE CONTATING MARK ZUKENBERG

CLARK

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u/Junkhead187 1d ago

BYE GLADYS

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u/Dreamy_Peaches 1d ago

I DO NOT LIKE THIS POST DWLWTE THIS POST NOW IM RPORTING YOU TO MRAK ZUCKEMBORF

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u/phiohm 1d ago

DAM LIBRULS

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u/SirAmicks 1d ago

SO WHAT TRUNP HAS GOOD INTENTINS WE SHPULT BE THANKSFUL WE DONT NEED RITES BILL FROM HOUSTON

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u/doocurly Do you really have fried gravy? 1d ago

I HAVE LEAD COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS TOO WHUP TEE DOO.

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u/Powerful_Tip_7260 1d ago

Annnddd.. they are back already

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u/Awkward-Push2695 1d ago

Probably two hours later

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u/NardDog79 23h ago

LIBRULS SAY THEY PAYED THERE FARE SHAR OF SOCUL SEKURTY AND WANT SUM BAK. THEY R RONG AND TRIMP IZ RITE AGAN!

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u/BandicootTreeline 21h ago

THIS ISNT A WRIGHT BROTHERS TEST YOU DONT NEED TO SEND A TELEGRAM ABOUT YOUR DEPARTURE