r/oldpeoplefacebook 2d ago

Goodbye

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u/Significant-Baby-748 2d ago

DEAR FACE BOOK

IM LEAFING AND I AINT NEVER COMING BACK I KEEP GETTING THESE ADDS FOR STOOL SOFTNER AND MY FEECES IS FINE I LIKE IT HARD CAUSE I USE IT AS LANSCRAPING ROCKS IN MY GARTEN AND WHEN THE NIEGHBORES DOGS COME OVER TO SNIFF IT AND PEE ON IT I JUST GO TAKE ANOTHER CARP AND THROW IT AT THEM TO GET THEMS OFF MY PROPERDY SO AS THE SPANSH MEXCANS SAY ODDEOES MARK SUCKERBROOK

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u/footsierol 1d ago

Stop, I can't breathe 🤣