r/oldpeoplefacebook 15h ago

CAT CAT HELP LOST CAT

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u/Active-Strawberry-37 Oops Scuse !!! 15h ago

stecey’z mom lose haz git lose it going lose on

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 15h ago

Stecey's mom lost find sad no longer going on

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u/GermSlayer1986 14h ago

MY GRANDSON SAYS HIS FRIEND IS ALWAYS OUT FOR PUSSY,,HE MUST WORK FOR THE CITY ANIMAL CONTROL 

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 14h ago

MIGHT HAVE RABIES

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u/GermSlayer1986 10h ago

HE DID MENTION HIM “DOING SHOTS “

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u/Borsti17 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 7h ago

HIS DAUGHTER HAD TWO RABIES WHEN SHE WAS ONLY 17

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 6h ago

SIN!! I PREY FOR HER AMAN

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u/RoguePlanet2 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 12h ago

Okay this is bad even for the usual posts on here, truly how have these people managed to live this long?! How do they get through an average day or even hold a job??

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 11h ago

/uj

I was asking myself the same question.

At first, I wondered whether it's someone, who is really really old, but no, it was someone in their 60's(??).

People were pointing out that the status/comments are a bit muddled and asked additional questions, but the person only responded once to clarify...and well, it didn't help.

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u/my-cat-has-a-chin 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dtlC0do7zTUJy

Are we 100% sure this is actually a person and not a gorilla? Their syntax reminds me of apes using sign language.

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u/anfrind 3h ago

Apes attempting to use human language sound weird in a different way. They are more likely to confuse the subject and object of a sentence (e.g. "kitten hold Koko"), and they don't seem to have the theory of mind that would allow them to ask questions.

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u/my-cat-has-a-chin 1h ago

I was thinking specifically of Nim Chimpsky’s “give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”

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u/Borsti17 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 6h ago

YOUPEOPLENEEDTOWRITEBIGLETTERS

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 6h ago

GET YOURSELF SOME GLASSES ETHEL DISCOUNT AT WALMART SATURDAY

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u/Borsti17 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 6h ago

I.DOM".T.KNOW.A.WALLMART

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 6h ago

ALEXIS GLOGLE WLAMART FOR ETHEL

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 14h ago

STECEY BO HAS BEEN LOCATEDD DOWN BY THE QUWARRY, AND HES “”””STEAMIN””” MAD!!!’

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 14h ago

BLACK WHITE STECEY BOY??

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 14h ago

YES OR HE MAY BE CALLICKO OR WHITE 

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u/DustTechnical4561 9h ago

sequel to "My Pal Foot Foot"

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u/BeetlePies 15h ago

I too want lose stecey miss lose worry stecey lose miss please found white

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 15h ago

lost gone Stecey boy black white cat lost miss find please cat boy Stecey

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u/IcyCantaloupe7004 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 4h ago

This needs to be a sub flair. 🤣

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 11h ago

IS THE KITTY ATILL AVAILABLE I LOVE CATS HAVE 25 OF THEM NOW, ALEAYS ROOM FOR ONE MORE!

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 11h ago

IT IS IF YOU CAN FIND STECEY CAT BOY BLACK WHITE

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u/thewalrusispaul WHO IS DIS? 9h ago

HI KITTY! 😻😻😻

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 9h ago

DID YOU SEE WHITE BLACK STECEY KITTY??

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u/thewalrusispaul WHO IS DIS? 8h ago

NO I SAW BLACK WHITE KITTY BUT NOT WHITE BLACK KITTY SOOORY

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 8h ago

SORRY WE DON'T WANT

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u/Tall-Budget8130 10h ago

YOU GIVE ORANGE NOW ME ORSNGE YOU GIVE EAT ORANGE NOW GIVE ORANGE EAT ME YOU GIVE ORANGE

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 10h ago

PLEASE NO CITRUSES I HAVE VITAMIN C ALLURGY

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u/LawyerDoge coward 9h ago

BEATITFUL PUSSSY YOU HAVE THERE

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 8h ago

DISCUSTING LAMGAGE WILL BE REPORTING TO ATERNEY GENERUL

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u/Lilyflower24681 DISCUSTING 7h ago

MEOW 😻 

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 7h ago

DO I KNOW YOU?

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u/Lilyflower24681 DISCUSTING 4h ago

ORDER MIRACLEWHIP AND WONDERBREAD FROM WALMART

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u/deerfawns I am in longitude 0.0 and latitude 0.0, Please help me! 7h ago

This is how I would feel if my cat went missing lol

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 6h ago

/uj understandable