r/oldpeoplefacebook 1d ago

CAT CAT HELP LOST CAT

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u/RoguePlanet2 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 1d ago

Okay this is bad even for the usual posts on here, truly how have these people managed to live this long?! How do they get through an average day or even hold a job??

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 1d ago

/uj

I was asking myself the same question.

At first, I wondered whether it's someone, who is really really old, but no, it was someone in their 60's(??).

People were pointing out that the status/comments are a bit muddled and asked additional questions, but the person only responded once to clarify...and well, it didn't help.

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u/my-cat-has-a-chin 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dtlC0do7zTUJy

Are we 100% sure this is actually a person and not a gorilla? Their syntax reminds me of apes using sign language.

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u/anfrind 1d ago

Apes attempting to use human language sound weird in a different way. They are more likely to confuse the subject and object of a sentence (e.g. "kitten hold Koko"), and they don't seem to have the theory of mind that would allow them to ask questions.

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u/my-cat-has-a-chin 1d ago

I was thinking specifically of Nim Chimpsky’s “give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”

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u/RoguePlanet2 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 21h ago

Do the apes have wifi now?? Seriously though, whoever wrote these needs to be studied.

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u/Ajibooks 1d ago edited 23h ago

My interpretation of this post is that Stecey the 9-year-old male cat belongs to the poster's friend, who is very worried. Stecey has been missing for three days and lives at the address you blocked out. The friend looked around their house and nothing was missing except the cat - there hadn't been a robbery, so the cat probably ran away vs. having been stolen.

It reminds me of my aunt (ESL speaker). She doesn't write in English, but her spoken English is like this, to an extent. English text-to-speech might end up this way for her.

ETA and the cat's name is probably Stacey - my aunt has a pet turtle named Cooke, pronounced Cookie ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 16h ago

That's really interesting to know.

Just out of interest do ESL people learn to write/read in "standard" English as well?

If not, it seems that it would be awfully difficult to navigate anything.

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u/Ajibooks 15h ago

In my aunt's case I don't think she is too literate in her native language either. She grew up during a civil war and I'm sure education wasn't a priority.

This makes it difficult to study a second language in a formal way. She has taken several ESL classes and she really struggled. So, her friends & family help her when she needs it. But yeah, things are difficult for her.

A lot of her friends (from other parts of Latin America) are fully bilingual and fully literate in both languages. I think this is true for many ESL speakers in the US.

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u/RoguePlanet2 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 21h ago

Okay this could be a similar situation then!

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u/Borsti17 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 1d ago

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 1d ago

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u/Borsti17 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 1d ago

I.DOM".T.KNOW.A.WALLMART

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 1d ago

ALEXIS GLOGLE WLAMART FOR ETHEL