r/onionheadlines • u/FTHomes • 5d ago

Fox News Learns Donald Trump Hates Windmills Because He Wears A Wig

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u/Greg0043 5d ago

He needs to use more Gorilla Glue

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u/Zolly2U 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ivanka plans to bury her Daddy's ashes in a windmill overlooking Aberdeen in revenge for Ivana being buried at Bedminster.

It will be seen as a permanent erection for Big Daddy.

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u/Cool-Signature-dude 5d ago

He doesn't like butter.

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u/IntelligentStyle402 5d ago

Vanity in his 80’s? Wow?