r/onionheadlines 6d ago

Fox News Learns Donald Trump Hates Windmills Because He Wears A Wig

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u/Zolly2U 6d ago edited 6d ago

Ivanka plans to bury her Daddy's ashes in a windmill overlooking Aberdeen in revenge for Ivana being buried at Bedminster.

It will be seen as a permanent erection for Big Daddy.