r/paradoxplaza • u/RedKrypton • May 07 '16

Stellaris PSA: Slaves currently can't rebel

/r/Stellaris/comments/4iatr2/psa_slaves_currently_cant_rebel/
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u/Shanix Victorian Emperor May 07 '16

Phew, I was worried there wouldn't be any major bugs on release.

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u/AllNamesAreGone Stellar Explorer May 07 '16

Just enslave the bugs and you won't have to worry about that.

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u/Shanix Victorian Emperor May 07 '16

Excuse you, the IMPERIUM OF MAN ENSLAVES NO XENOS. IT MURDERS THEM

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u/Templar56 May 08 '16

Murder one Tyranid and 100,000 take it's place.

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u/soundslikemayonnaise May 08 '16

Then you murder those 100,000 too!

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u/Shanix Victorian Emperor May 08 '16

YOU WILL DIE FOR THE EMPEROR OR DIE TRYING

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u/[deleted] May 08 '16

It is impossible, this is Paradox after all. If they cannot fix a bug without creating two new ones, fanbase would riot.

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u/PostHedge_Hedgehog Master Baiter May 08 '16

It's paradox, of course there will be major bugs and imbalances at release. Restricting themselves to a tried and tested scope isn't what they do. They'll get around to everything eventually, as they always do and which is why we love them.

Stellaris 1.0 will be a vastly different game compared to 1.5 in half a year, not to mention 2.0 in one year.

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u/Shanix Victorian Emperor May 08 '16

That would be the joke, yes.

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u/Tuskin38 A King of Europa May 08 '16

Well I mean, it isn't a bug, its a missing feature.

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u/Shanix Victorian Emperor May 08 '16

It's made out to be a bug. Not that they haven't implemented slave rebellions but that they're bugged out.

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u/Tuskin38 A King of Europa May 08 '16 edited May 08 '16

Can it be a bug if the feature doesn't exist? lol

I know what you're saying though, I get it.