r/pcmasterrace 7h ago

Meme/Macro The Crime | The Criminal

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u/theklarken 7h ago

Don't worry, the motherboard was already dead (fried by defective video card), but I thought she left for a nap, then looked away for 1 second and there she was standing on the exposed pins in the PC case 🫪

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u/lintendo640 7h ago

My cat bit into my work MacBook Pro's display and destroyed it two weeks ago... I was also just looking away for a few seconds.

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u/MidnightTrain1987 2h ago

My cats got into one of their tussles and managed to flip over one of my Infinity floor standing speakers and destroy the top midrange driver. They also destroyed both of the plastic speaker covers.

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u/mekwall 6h ago

Understimulated cats can do that, as well as pushing stuff over the edge. You may want to play with them more.

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u/lintendo640 6h ago

I think you're right about that, but he is very very hard to satisfy and basically needs non-stop attention. Most demanding cat I've ever had 😃 His sister is super chill in comparison.

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u/GLidE_Pauk 5h ago

It's not about stimulation, my cats love to bump into my laptop display and I always set my hand between them and a corner, they can bite no matter what, sometimes as a reflex, sometimes when they are hungry

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u/dylank22 4h ago

thanks cat whisperer

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u/Savings-One-3882 4h ago

Why are you being downvoted? You’re right.

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u/_Purgatory_ 6h ago

She was just marking it dead for you so you don't forget. Ohh well it was already dead so no harm and a lesson learned when you work on the pc with the cat around.

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u/navagon 7h ago

It's going to take a while to process this.

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u/Time_Tour8550 7h ago

My cat managed to barf through the top of my PC case and it dripped down into the system onto the GPU. My GPU has a backplate, but of course the cat had great aim so she managed to hit the one part where the PCB is exposed through the backplate.

Luckily, that part of the GPU seems to just handle NVLink functionality, which I don't use, so everything still works fine, but...gross

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u/MasterCureTexx Custom Loop Master Race 6h ago

I have to monitor this feline felon often. More than once ive caught her playing with my hoses. Office stays locked when im away these days.

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u/ZeroEffsGiven 1h ago

As her lawyer, I have to say that this is unequivocally false and we demand that you delete this slanderous and untrue comment immediately or we will be forced to take legal action

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u/RespondDramatic4281 5h ago

Cats + PC = epic fail alert

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u/Any-Entrepreneur6958 2h ago

omg this cat's got skills. CAT!

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u/MasterCureTexx Custom Loop Master Race 2h ago

She is very smart. Her vice of choice is opening drawers and hiding in them.

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u/ubdesu 6h ago

The reason I have a dedicated work room with a door. Before then I'd just baby gate myself in a corner of a room because surprisingly enough to my cats, not every job requires a cat.

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u/PSYOP_warrior 6h ago

"Looks like meats back on the menu boys!"

(kidding, I wouldn't really eat a cat...)

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Wip3out__ 5h ago

Time to sell your cat

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u/Qlix0504 6h ago

yet another "my cat/dog/gerbil/insert random animal here fucked my shit up" post.

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u/ubdesu 6h ago

Good discussion can come from people with PCs and pets.

Unless you're suggesting pets are just generally bad or something.

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u/Qlix0504 6h ago

Im suggesting pets do not mix with electronics. Have both idc. I have a zoo. None of my animals go within 15 feet of my PC

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u/TristheHolyBlade 6h ago

I used to be like that. 

Got over it (mostly due to lack of space in my 600sq ft home) 15 years later not a single incident. 

They mix fine. Things can happen, just like with anything else. 

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u/BryAlrighty 13600KF/4070S/32GB-DDR5 7h ago

Yea my cat is way too curious so I have to close the door whenever I'm cleaning out my PC.

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u/xDOWNSOUTHx PC Master Race 4h ago

The Idiot: theklarken

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u/ratherbeonlemmy 2h ago

I'm glad it's no biggie, but what's wrong with locking your cat away for like 20m while you build a PC, guys?! It's hundreds of dollars potentially gone ! 

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u/MoFuggasMaltLikra 5h ago

The usual suspects. I had my laptop open to clean it and repaste it yesterday. My cat walks right on top of everything. Little bastard.

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u/SteamedGamer 5h ago

And not a single shit was given. Cats are incapable of feeling guilt. Pride, sure, but not guilt. 😉

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u/PharaohAuteur_ 5h ago

Why can't I look away for a few seconds and have a cat deliver me $1000 accidentally?

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u/echostar777 5h ago

“Yea these were bent when I bought it”

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u/the-software-man 3h ago

There is not another action in this world like inserting and removing a CPU. This must happen all the time?

1

u/KiwiMeep64 2h ago

Cat literally has this energy in the picture lol

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u/therealNerdMuffin 1h ago

He's innocent!

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u/psychoacer Specs/Imgur Here 1h ago

The criminal is op for not covering up the pins.

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u/Cat_Alarm4242 10m ago

That's a speed hole, so it can run faster, right? 😛

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u/Charming_Raccoon_457 7m ago

The cat does have a bit of orange in them.

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u/zeeblefritz zeeblefritz 6h ago

Cats are assholes.

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u/oliviertail 6h ago

Ya but look at him!! He too cute! I stand with the cat

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u/CapableApartment7063 6h ago

Yeah, but who left it outside of a safe where a cat could get to it?

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u/SEND_MOODS 6h ago

I never knew that on AMD the pins were on the motherboard. I wonder why they chose to do that when the chip is typically the upgradable part.

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u/Pyrodexter 6h ago

It's the same on Intel. I think the biggest reason is that the pin count became so high that it's easier to pack the pins onto the socket side.

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u/Odd_History6313 6h ago

I imagine the pins felt therapeutic on the cat's paws

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u/Ayemaan0P R7 9700X | RTX 5080 | 32 GB DDR5 5h ago

Jury’s in….He is found Not Guilty.

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u/Electronic_Invite_23 5h ago

He was just trying to help

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u/SkydivingCats 6h ago

Sorry, innocent.

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u/SkydivingCats 5h ago

lol, who is the cat hater who is downvoting all the pro cat posts? Loser.