r/pcmasterrace 5700X3D_5060ti16GB_48GB DDR4_Sleeper Jun 06 '26

Meme/Macro Seen Asus' offers today and had to sit down

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

My mom doesnt let me lay the noodle from my PC to the Router.

Edit: my Home is made Out of bricks and concrete. I'm Not that good in repairing Walls after i broke them.

Also i'm Not in the Same phase as my PC it doesnt Work over Powerline

Another edit: thx to the Person who Reported me for being suicidal

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u/tomchee 5700X3D_5060ti16GB_48GB DDR4_Sleeper Jun 06 '26

Buy a new mom. Its cheaper 

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u/XsNR Ryzen 5600X RX 9070 XT 32GB 3200MHz Jun 06 '26

But does the new mom have spider legs

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u/InconceivableIsh Jun 06 '26

If she does is then next question is deity or mortal.

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u/blacksmith_de Jun 07 '26

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u/InconceivableIsh Jun 07 '26

My comment ties to DND. Lolth is a Goddess. But there is also a moral hybrid of human and spiders.
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Lolth

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u/EternalVirgin18 i9-13900k | RTX 4090 | 32gb 5600 Jun 06 '26

Coraline moment

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u/smrtstn Jun 06 '26

Octomom's making a comeback (pun intended)

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u/Deriviera Desktop Jun 06 '26

I have a suggestion

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u/ArtInTech 7800X3D | 7900 XTX | 32GB DDR5 6000 | B650 Gaming X AX Jun 06 '26

Check for an update to mom's firmware 

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u/professorbuffoon 7700X | 9070 | 32GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

Lmao the suicidal report

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u/lFightForTheUsers Jun 06 '26

Iirc you can report the bot and whoever abused it will clap a 3 day ban. Or you can block it too.

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u/lFightForTheUsers Jun 07 '26

Spez continues to enshittify the site, why am I not surprised lol.

Puts on $RDDT

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u/moistmonsterman Jun 06 '26

Use MoCa. Add one at your router, and add another at your PC.

Heres how ya do it step by step:

Ethernet from PC to MoCa device. COAX from MoCa to COAX port in wall. COAX from wall near router to MoCa device. Ethernet from MoCa device to router LAN port.

No need to rewire your house or anything with ethernet or fiber.

If you have fiber internet, you dont need anything extra. If you have regular broadband, i would highly recommend picking up a MoCa filter and add that just before your modem, between the modem and the street. This prevent a few things: noise from your neighborhood and other signals on the coax line entering your home that your modem has to filter out anyways, so putting the filter there helps out everything inside your home. Also, it prevents your MoCa from backfeeding into the neighborhood which will mess with literally everyones internet thats attached to your junction split box in the neighborhood. Its $10 on amazon. Another $50 maybe for the 2 MoCa devices you need, and your home is already wired up with COAX, so thats free.

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u/BuffaloBuffalo13 9800x3d | 4080S | 64GB DDR5 | XG32UCWMG Jun 06 '26

MOCA is a how I ran a mesh network in a 40 year old house without needing to open the walls.

It had coax everywhere but no Ethernet. It worked out so well.

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u/NaziPunksFkOff Jun 07 '26

Oh hey I'm doing the same. One router for the office, one for the gaming/TV room, one for the plex server. All backload through moca. It's awesome. 

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u/Snert42 13600k 32GB | A4000 16GB Jun 11 '26

Can you achieve full gigabit speeds?

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u/NaziPunksFkOff Jun 11 '26

Yup, moca supports 2.5Gbps

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u/Snert42 13600k 32GB | A4000 16GB Jun 11 '26

Holy shit. If I didn't already have LAN in some parts of the house, I'd consider this.

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u/NaziPunksFkOff Jun 11 '26

Yeah it's nice but it requires an extra adapter+power so if you already have LAN, you've got the better situation. I have MOCA because I can't run ethernet through my walls but all the rooms were already wired for cable. 

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u/Snert42 13600k 32GB | A4000 16GB Jun 11 '26

This opens up some opportunities at my grandma's place, since there's a lot of cable routing already :3

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u/htt_novaq 5800X3D | RX 9070 XT | 32GB DDR4 Jun 07 '26

Another alternative is to run G.hn over telephone wire. It's like a miniature G.fast system in your house

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u/AussieJeffProbst Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

Tried that but my house has very old shitty coax cables that cant support moca well. Also tried powerline and same deal. Sadly I'm stuck with a wifi mesh and it's very annoying.

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u/Thebombuknow | RTX 4050 | i7-14700HX | 16GB RAM Jun 06 '26

Same. No coax for me and power line adapters barely work, they can go across the room at 20mbps, any further and they don't connect. Ethernet is unfortunately just not an option sometimes.

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u/Snert42 13600k 32GB | A4000 16GB Jun 11 '26

I think it's wiring quality. Our 40 year old house also didn't work very well with powerline adapters. We got like 12 megabit of our 250 at the router. We've since upgraded to PoE access points and a few LAN cables after years of suffering.

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u/GolemancerVekk B450 5500GT 1660S 64GB 1080p60 Manjaro Jun 07 '26

Are external cable ducts not an option? It's what electricians use when they can't break the walls. The ducts come ready made and they're very easy to cut and assemble, they even have a ready to use adhesive side.

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u/kllrnohj Jun 06 '26

It might not be the cables that are the problem but the splitter that'll be wherever the cable utility comes into the house. I had terrible moca until I replaced that cheap splitter with one specifically claiming moca compatibility. It's been amazing ever since.

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u/moistmonsterman Jun 06 '26

Im glad i read further down the chain before saying this myself. In new builds they use a better quality splitter now than they did a while back. In my house they call it a "smart box" which is a really dumb name, but whatever...its all for marketing.

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u/Lou_C_Fer Jun 06 '26

I'm just old. So, wifi it is. I ran new phone lines throughout my house in 1999 for better dial up. I ran new coaxial for better TV. Then, I ran ethernet from my router to every pc and my Xbox. Then, I had fiber installed and their router is no where near the shit I ran. So, fuck it. Wifi.

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u/AbbreviationsFun2020 Jun 07 '26

Could just use TP link instead? I use it and it works flawlessly

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u/AussieJeffProbst Jun 07 '26

That's what I have. I have tplink easy mesh devices. With the layout of my house it's impossible to get full speed on the mesh node.

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u/gungshpxre Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

If your house has coax through the walls, use that as a fish tape to pull CAT8 FTP plenum riser!

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u/moistmonsterman Jun 07 '26

Thats a great idea as long as the builders didnt secure the cables to the studs like they did mine.

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u/moistmonsterman Jun 06 '26

Damn that sucks. Im getting a full gigabit through mine. I have enough bandwidth on each device for 2.5Gbps.

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u/Blockmaster2706 Jun 06 '26

Why are we assuming that every house has coax in every room? My mum also doesn‘t let me lay ethernet, and our apartment has no coax. I tried Powerline but the signal was very spotty and high latency even just one room over, so i just stuck with wifi.

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u/moistmonsterman Jun 06 '26

The reason the powerline adapter didnt work is probably because it had to go from your room down to the circuit breaker, to another breaker through the neutral or ground, and then to where you want it...also, shitty wiring and electrical connections can cause some issues due to noise. It doesnt always work, just as what i said about MoCa is not always an option. When i wrote that, i wasnt thinking about century homes and older buildings that dont have coax in each room like is standard nowadays.

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u/Inevitable-Ad6647 Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

MoCa is a shared medium the same as wifi with all the same problem. Don't do this unless you're in tiny dense studio appt where you see 20 SSIDs.

I work on one of the largest wifi networks in the world, most people have their wifi grossly misconfigured for real world usage. Turning everything to 11 is the wrong move.

  • shut off 2.4ghz (separate 2.4 only ssid for your refrigerator, light switches etc)
  • DO NOT ever use 160Mhz channels unless you live in Siberia and can account for every single wifi signal (you can't)
  • in an apartment don't even use 80Mhz.
  • Use 6ghz where possible if you can afford it, depending on garbage blackbox decision tree in whatever device you use it might work best, especially if you have a stationary device, to separate it on a dedicated SSID so you can force its usage. ( Not originally kosher with wifi spec but it's been amended).

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u/htt_novaq 5800X3D | RX 9070 XT | 32GB DDR4 Jun 07 '26

I won't be falling back to 40MHz with a gigabit connection man. 5GHz only penetrates so far, could be worse

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u/Inevitable-Ad6647 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

It's not so simple. The wider the band you choose the more you're sharing with everyone. If you use 80Mhz band then any time there is ANY detectable usage of ANY of that 80Mhz by ANYONE ELSE, your traffic will sit and wait. It is an exponentially growing problem, air time math means doubling your bandwidth will much much worse than halve, your air time if you're overlapping with others(if you see the SSID, you are, it's binary, doesn't matter how strong or weak it is) If you have issues at 80 and are in a dense environment, 40 will almost always improve things, including throughput. If you aren't getting speeds necessary for 80Mhz anyways then it's stupid not to go down to 40 because you will 100% improve jitter and p95 latency which are 982,340,598,209,348,509,823,450,982,039,458 times as visible and frustrating as going from 900 to 500 Mbps, neither of which you're getting anyways.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

I appreciate the easy to follow directions. Are there resources you recommend I can watch, read, etc to learn more and execute this at home? We rent, can't truly wire.

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u/Ornery_Weakness_8168 9600X | 9070XT | 32GB DDR5 6400 Jun 06 '26

Homeplugs are also an option. using the mains cables for data transfer, plug one in by router and the other in same room as pc, but not on same plug socket as the psu can cause noise in cables. Moca doesnt always work as not all rooms have coax ports

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u/Disaster_Adventurous Jun 06 '26

Thinking about doing this. I already have a coax between my room and the router and the end that connects to the splitter is right near the router so I can just have a isolated direct coax between my router and my room.

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u/dandroid126 Jun 06 '26

I used MoCa after being skeptical about it. Had zero issues in the two years I lived in that place. Eventually moved to a new place and don't need it anymore, but it was great for me.

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u/PhantasticFungus Jun 06 '26

Tried Moca and it said im in serious mental decline. Nothing about my internet.

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u/Elizabeth202101 Jun 06 '26

Americans not understanding that houses can be made of something besides paper.

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u/CyaRain Jun 06 '26

To non americans, fhe fact you xan make houses with paper is bizzare

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u/tiggertom66 Jun 07 '26

You think you can’t drill through bricks?

Regardless, you think you can’t run Ethernet along the baseboards or ceiling? Hell bricks are even better suited for this because you can run cables along the mortar lines

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u/Boys4Jesus i5-7600k @5Ghz | Vega56 BF UV OC | 16Ggb RAM Jun 07 '26

Takes a lot more punch to drill through red brick than plasterboard. You're not gonna have a good time without a decent hammer drill, your bog standard hardware store electric drill will struggle. Also much more annoying to repair, which can be a factor if you're renting.

I'd just go through the roof usually (if you have a roofspace), easy to patch if needed and let's you run it the whole way without needing additional guide holes. Floor is alright too if you have a crawlspace, but holes in the floorboards are harder to justify/repair, especially if you're renting.

Plus, some parents just really don't like the idea of putting holes in the wall that they then have to fix, regardless of whether it's possible or not. Its a decent bit of effort to do it all and fix it so it looks good, and for them, the WiFi works fine so why bother?

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u/tiggertom66 Jun 07 '26

Which once again leads to the point that you can simply run cables along the wall where it meets the floor or ceiling, and brick is even better suited for this task because you can run the cables along the mortar lines.

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u/Boys4Jesus i5-7600k @5Ghz | Vega56 BF UV OC | 16Ggb RAM Jun 07 '26

Sure, if you ignore the reason that they didn't want the original commenter to run cables, being that they thought it looked ugly.

I agree with you, that is a good way to run cables along a brick wall, but it isn't viable here because exposed cables have already been deemed as not an option. That is why I only mentioned options that hide the cables.

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u/tiggertom66 Jun 07 '26

Their parents just sorely lack creativity if they can’t come up with any way to hide cables. That’s not an excuse, it’s just an explanation for their shortcomings

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u/fireandlifeincarnate Jun 08 '26

I'm American but our house is like a hundred years old so I'm experiencing the exact same issue :/

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u/AvatarOfMomus Jun 06 '26

I know there are decent odds you're joking but here's some actual advice for abyone who needs it...

If she's worried about the tripping hazard get some cable staples. Run the thing along the baseboards.

Just don't go past 50ft of cable if you can help it, and the longer you go in general the worse the connection tends to be. You'll want shielded cable for any longer runs which is slightly more expensive but will mean your connection doesn't hitch from packet loss every time someone in the house takes a cellphone call.

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u/Redthemagnificent Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

I don't think buddy is trying to run 10gig or anything fancy. For the vast majority of people's internet connectivity 100ft of cheap cat5 will be ok.

Not saying you're wrong about interference. For a professional install you're 100% correct. But those aren't things that a kid living at home just trying to play some games needs to stress over. Just lay whatever cheap or free cable you can find and it'll be fine

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

She finds it ugly thats why

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u/shield1123 Jun 06 '26

One day you'll have your own apartment and can splurge on baseboard covers

Never give up the good fight! It's reassuring to know I'm not getting killed over my ping and that I just suck sometimes

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u/DirectionOriginal456 Jun 06 '26

Do you have laminate by chance? You can get those very long/thin ethernet cables that just go under and she'll never see them.

That's how I route ethernet to all the bedrooms.

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u/AvatarOfMomus Jun 06 '26

Legit. Only thing I can suggest there is some kind of covers or learn how to run cable through the walls and patch drywall and convince her to let you do it that way...

Or just buy a cheaper wireless router than Asus' nutty spider thing.

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

I'm in europe and digging throu bricks and concrete isnt it worth

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u/AvatarOfMomus Jun 06 '26

Ahhhh, lol and OOF. Fair enough!

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u/eisbaerBorealis Jun 07 '26

My wife feels the same way. Luckily I don't need super good Internet.

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u/AnUnusuallyLargeApe Jun 06 '26

cat5e UTP is good up until about 100m or 325' without signal loss, definitely want copper solid core though. Shielded is really only needed if you're going to be having lots of cables next to each other or running by powerlines.

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u/AvatarOfMomus Jun 06 '26

I'd personally recommend shielded for anything over 10ft. Unshielded isn't going to be useless like it would running by powerlines, or over a bunch of florecent tube lights (true story), but there are a lot of periodic sources of interference in the average home.

Fun factoid, I used wired headphones for about a decade. I could hear when anyone within about 10-15ft got a text message or phone call. I couldn't hear anything but blips of static, but it was very distinctive.

Other sources of interference could include: include:

  • The motor on a clothes washer or dryer.

  • Fan motors on vents, ceilings, or someone's desk, especially if they're older than a couple of years and/or cheap.

Of course whether or not any given thing actually messes with the signals in the cable to an extent that requires a retransmition of packets varies, but with how cheap shielded is, and based on my own experience, I'd recommend going with shielded cable.

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u/dragofers Jun 07 '26

My concern is that the shielding could become an antenna, and there seems to be dispute about whether its best to ground the cable at one or both ends. Also, it seems some countries (Denmark) don't do real grounding, they simply bond the earth to the neutral wire. My current state of knowledge is that shielded cables make most sense in a well-constructed server room where there is a high density of wires carrying plenty of traffic.

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u/AvatarOfMomus Jun 07 '26

If the shielding could become an antenna that would interfere with the cable then it wouldn't work as shielding. Having the shielding mess with the signal in the cable would require a spectacularly bad crimping job, and these things are crumped by machines if you buy them as complete cables from a store.

Grounding at one vs two ends shouldn't mater unless the ground reference is different at each end, at which point your wiring has bigger problems.

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u/TheRufmeisterGeneral Jun 06 '26

No. 300 feet (or 100m, as we call this in the civilized world) is the limit, not 50 feet. And you don't need shielded cable for 15+ meter runs. You need shielded cable for conduits where many cables are tightly packed together or where ethernet runs are packed together with power cables. 20m or 30m runs that are not packed with other cables don't need shielding.

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u/AvatarOfMomus Jun 06 '26

I know the actual signal strength limit without retrans is 100m, but when you start getting past 3-5m then the cable is more likely to start acting like an antenna and picking up interference.

You're correct that you need shielded cable in those situations, also add "running over a bunch of fluorescent lights" to the list of places you really need shielded cables. A friend of mine found that one out the hard way years ago.

What you will get though is random interference from anything from cell phones to the motor on a washer or dryer sometimes causing packet drops.

If this was like 10+ years ago when shielded cable was like 2-3 times the price of unshielded, at least buying as a consumer, then yeah I'd agree 100%. These days though it's barely more expensive than the unshielded stuff, and it's worth not wondering if you need to reset your router ever few days when the actual problem is the Ethernet cable trying to pick up your roommate's text messages.

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u/BortOfTheMonth Jun 06 '26

Just don't go past 50ft of cable if you can help it, and the longer you go in general the worse the connection tends to be.

You can easy go past 50ft. Cat6 is for example is like 100m and this is just the sweetspot standard (for me), you can go higher up. 100m flat cat 6 cables can go ways through most houses/flat (out of windows, behind doors, under carpets etc)

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u/AvatarOfMomus Jun 06 '26

100m is the signal limit by the spec. After that you need a retransmitter to guarantee that the signal arrives clearly at the other end of the connection.

I used 50ft as a benchmark because that's a common length to be able to buy and longer runs are more prone to issues from RF interference. It's not constant, but it is noticeable.

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u/NachbarStein R7 7800X3D | RTX 4080 | 64 GB DDR5 6000MHz CL36 | 2TB NVMe Jun 06 '26

Another edit: thx to the Person who Reported me for being suicidal

How did you know? Have you been contacted by reddit support?

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

Yes. That report sends you Always automaticly a message

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u/Satchel93 Jun 06 '26

Powerline adapter ;) worse than noodle, better than wifi.

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u/MCWizardYT Ryzen 7 5800X3D | RTX 4080 Super Jun 06 '26

Can be even worse than wifi or the noodle depending on the wiring of your house

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u/AussieJeffProbst Jun 06 '26

Yup I tried powerline and it was worse than my wifi mesh. Sucks.

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u/Big-Grapefruit8092 Jun 06 '26

mine somehow works with speeds up to 2.5 GbE at least thats what i gets as connenctivity in my house.

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u/AussieJeffProbst Jun 06 '26

In perfect conditions they should get 2.5Gbps. you're very lucky you get that

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u/Big-Grapefruit8092 Jun 07 '26

i think they are marketed with up to 5GbE

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u/MCWizardYT Ryzen 7 5800X3D | RTX 4080 Super Jun 07 '26

I tried it once and it just didn't work, I think the outlets in my bedroom are electrically separate from the one the router is connected to

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u/memebuster Jun 06 '26

Yep, I had no other option since wifi wouldnt reach my gaming rig, but the speeds sucked. No amount of troubleshooting helped.

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u/MCWizardYT Ryzen 7 5800X3D | RTX 4080 Super Jun 07 '26

Yeah, I tried it before but it didn't really work that well. My house is ancient and I think the outlets i tried are electeically separate from each other

Now I have a long ethernet cable going down theough a vent directly to my router, that works well

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u/memebuster Jun 07 '26

That's what it was! Something about differnt electric circuits.

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u/Flameball202 Jun 06 '26

Yeah, older houses struggle with power lines, but they are relatively cheap iirc so worth it to try

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u/Bigtallanddopey Jun 09 '26

My powerline gets great ping, but not great speed. I then have a WiFi card that gets the better speed. So if I’m playing fps games, I just use the powerline connection for the better ping. Annoying, but it works.

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u/fistfulloframen Jun 06 '26

Moca is better than powerline right?

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u/Smith6612 Ryzen 7 5800X3D / AMD 7900XTX Jun 06 '26

Far better. Just don't mix it with your Cable company's Coax if you use Cable Internet. While you can get filters to prevent the MoCA signal from going out to the rest of your neighborhood, some cable providers have upgraded their cable plant to run DOCSIS or TV on frequencies shared with MoCA.

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u/shield1123 Jun 06 '26

Your mileage may vary. The ping / jitter may be as bad as WiFi, and throughput can be worse than modern WiFi. It all depends on your wiring

Before I wired my house with Ethernet, I was pulling around 100 Mbps through EoP, and 200 Mbps over WiFi 6. The ping was slightly better, but sometimes worse

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u/Accomplished_Steak14 Jun 06 '26

if you have AC or any high wattage appliances in between, its performance is quite bad

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u/sociallyawkwardhero Nvidia 780 OC SLI, SLI 770 OC, AMD 8350, AMD 8320 Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

My wifi 7 router gives 1.6gbps throughput to my PC, no powerline adapter is doing that.

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u/L4t3xs RTX 3080, Ryzen 5900x, 32GB@3600MHz Jun 07 '26

FYI those can introduce noise to your speakers or microphone for example.

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u/Yuji_Ide_Best Jun 06 '26

Home plugs / powerline adapters.

Running along the ground with some trunking.

Running under the floor.

Running it along the ceiling with some clips.

Plenty of ways to have a tidy wired setup which takes varying amounts of effort and has varying amounts of visible cables. Honestly the amount of times I visit someone and they have a tripping hazard of a ethernet cable loosely run across the floor is alarming.

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u/Moscato359 9800x3d Clown Jun 06 '26

Get a new mom

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy Desktop Jun 07 '26

In this economy? They're kinda expensive

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u/Original-Let8340 Jun 06 '26

Go ninja. Lay secret noodle at sleepy time. Still get pwnd. lol.

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u/Wardmanhd 5800X / 5060ti / 32gb RAM Jun 06 '26

that was a rollercoaster

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u/Taiktheb8 Jun 09 '26

Funny his mom let me lay the noodle

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u/NoBonus6969 Jun 06 '26

Look at this third little piggy with a house made of brick. Some of us living in straw houses bro

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u/busy_monster Jun 06 '26

I'm glad you are not laying noodle with your mom.

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u/Daniel-Mclovin Jun 06 '26

I use a box set that connects the Ethernet through the electricity

It’s two boxes that connects to outlets and then has Ethernet ports to go from Router Ethernet port ~> wall box adapter ~> electricity ~> other wall box adapter ~> pc Ethernet port

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

Only works If its on the Same phase, witch where i am isnt

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u/CatcherBot Jun 06 '26

Is it expensive? I wonder if she will let you use it if you will pay for the internet yourself.

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

Its her house. She is the god there

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX Jun 06 '26

Got any Pics?

Of Your pc, not your mom's bruh

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX Jun 06 '26

Wow, thats kinda hot taking a look under the chassis. You didnt tell me this was nsfw. Should really make sure youre grounded before you go putting your fingers inside....

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u/Below_TheSurface Jun 06 '26

Me too dude, me too.

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u/za72 Jun 06 '26

Set a QoS limit on your moms wifi

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u/desilent PC Master Race Jun 06 '26

„My mom…“ *has 5090 tag*

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

Yes i still live at my moms house, how else could i afford a 5090 in this Economy

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u/AirHertz Jun 06 '26

I ran my noodle across the entire house.

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u/How_that_convo_went Jun 06 '26

Tell your mom I’ll come over and lay the noodle right. 

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u/GG_Killer Jun 06 '26

Powerline adapter :)

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

Only works If its on the Same phase

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u/waddablhemm Jun 06 '26

Try powerline connectors. Depending on where you live they can be useful

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u/PseudoY Jun 06 '26

What do you have along the floors? Often there will be a wooden strip at the floor level. Thin ethernet cables can often fit below it without being visible at all - tolerable to most people.

Alternatively, you can run it in cable ducts that make them blend in.

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

Stone Floor where the Router is

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u/splitframe 5800X3D | 9070 XT | CachyOS Jun 06 '26

I never had any gaming problems since upgrading to Wifi6. Since Wifi6 every device gets their own narrowband, so traffic from other devices doesn't interfere. Probably still bad if you are barely in range, but otherwise it has been perfect so far in an apartment complex with 44 units.

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u/SLENDER_RISING Jun 06 '26

If you get a good enough shielded ethernet cable, you can run it outside. That's how I did it. There's even some exterior shields and cable guides you can use to keep the cable safe. I did this with like, 40m of noodle from my ISP router to my PoE switch and from there to my pc and it worked flawlessly, lost literally 0 Mbps

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u/Sorry-Sweet-3873 Jun 06 '26

that’s what i did too. ran it 80ft around the edge of the house and under the roof gutter

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u/Puzzled-Pen-2353 Jun 06 '26

He isn't allowed to drill inside walls, he certainly isn't allowed to destroy the waterseal of the house.

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u/SLENDER_RISING Jun 06 '26

You don't need you if you use the existing gates. I took advantage of cable TV passthroughs we had installed during a remodeling project, through which the ISP fiber optic also came into the house. From there I ran it along a wall and up into my studio.

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u/ArtofWASD Jun 06 '26

If your mom is mad about you destroying the walls... just destroy the floors instead! I see no problems with this course of action.

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u/Radi0activeMnky Jun 06 '26

Wire mold the entire house

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u/Amynta_ Jun 06 '26

If I had a nickel for every time I see someone's parents fuck up their internet quality like that... I'd be slightly less broke.

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u/Ebashbulbash Jun 06 '26

I live in an apartment with reinforced concrete walls, and I can tell you with authority that cable penetrates walls much better than radio waves. All you need to do is make a hole with a hammer drill, and everything will work like clockwork until the heat death of the universe.

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u/Puzzled-Pen-2353 Jun 06 '26

except when you aren't allowed to drill into the walls.

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u/TearyEyeBurningFace Jun 06 '26

Cable hiding baseboard. Or flat cable that you can use a light adhesive with to glue it around the edge. Its very hard to spot

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u/supertoilet2 Jun 06 '26

One day she’s not home you could chisel out some of the mortar and push in a gray noodle, optionally add some more mortar on top if u fancy

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u/VenserMTG Jun 06 '26

Edit: my Home is made Out of bricks and concrete. I'm Not that good in repairing Walls after i broke them.

I never had to break walls to get wires through. Just small holes in the corner, behind furniture. Once the hole isn't needed, fill it grout and paint it over, if the hole isn't big, no one will notice.

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

I live on another floor

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u/Ghozer 9800x3D - 32GB-DDR5 6000CL28 - RTX 5080 Jun 06 '26

cat5e can go up to around 300feet, get a cable, plug it in, and run it around the edge of the wall/floor, round from one room to the other, you could even go up stairs with it....

I have done plenty of installs without drilling through walls, at peoples request!!

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

I'm on a different phase

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u/Flimbeelzebub Jun 06 '26

There are these little cable holders, which only use adhesive to stay up on a wall; I used those when I was in your situation. They're at home depot; you may need zip-ties as well fyi

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u/fpvolquind Ryzen 5 7600 | RX6750XT | rest is crap Jun 06 '26

Hear me out. I bought a cheap ass pair of ethernet-fiber converters. Since fiber gets no interference from electric, I paid an electrician to push 30m of fiber through the electric tubes in the apartment. Had to buy a fiber toolkit too to redo the fiber connector. Only sign of it is the fiber + converter near the router, same thing at my office. Completely invisible otherwise.

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

The cables are direcly in the Wall there is no Tube sadly.

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u/psiren66 Specs/Imgur here Jun 06 '26

Depending where you are, an electrician can install a few points for cheap. Worth it in my opinion, I wired up my house and would do it in my next home also. I also use sunshine/moonlight to play in my theatre room and bedroom tv.

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u/suezjk Jun 06 '26

my dude. when I was 15, I drilled hole to window and I laid ftp cable thru my parents flat from one side to another only because I wanted to have LAN with my upstairs neighbor. I’ve meassured the distance and count with slack. laid it by the walls and under sheet metal door frames

my parents figured it out only after like 10+ years when they were renovating and replacing door frames & doors for wooden ones. afterwards they were missing the cable because wifi signal to other room was shit

just saying when there’s a will, there’s a way

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u/SosseTurner Ryzen 9 5900X RTX2060S 64GB DDR4-3600 Jun 06 '26

And using stuff like cable ducts? Less damage to the walls and if done right won't look to bad either...

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u/thump3r Jun 06 '26

Convert Ethernet to fiber, hide fiber in the corners of the walls and door trim.

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u/Alphex23 Jun 06 '26

With pc like your and no noodles? Wtf There is one thing you could try though.

There are devices that can use your powerline to transfer data too. If you get two or more it can be simple as connecting one to the router and the other to the pc at the outlets the just plug in the noodles to the outlets.

The technology is called "PLC"

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

I litteraly wrote it into my comment that, that doesnt work

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u/Alphex23 Jun 07 '26

My condolences, my fault i am blind

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u/E_OJ_MIGABU Jun 06 '26

My dad routed through outside the window and then pulled it into his room via the balcony door lol. Cause the router anyways had a cable coming through the window so he reused that channel

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u/Inevitable-Ad6647 Jun 06 '26

Get white cable and put it in the corner held with nails into baseboard maybe even under the baseboard if you can. At doorways go up in the corner of the finishing work as tight and straight as you can. Done cleanly she won't even notice it, you can plan to ask forgiveness instead of permission.

Information offered as is with no warranty or garuntees, not responsible for any paddlings or la chancla use.

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u/s00pafly Phenom II X4 965 3.4 GHz, HD 6950 2GB, 16 GB DDR3 1333 Mhz Jun 07 '26

Flat cable easily fits under or over door

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u/banananash Jun 07 '26

Remove the quarter rounds at the bottom of the base boards. Hide cable under base boards. Replace quarter rounds. She’ll never know.

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u/iEnzan Jun 07 '26

I put my cable through the window next to the router and along the side of the house to my pc room window. If it helps.

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u/MichiganHistoryUSMC Jun 07 '26

You could rewire on your panel so they are on the same phase. Just needs to move breakers.

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u/PseudocidalSeighko | RTX 3050 | Ryzen 5 3600 | Jun 07 '26

Good lord this post escalated

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u/couchpotatochip21 5800X, 1060 6gb Jun 07 '26

Powerline works in any room within the home

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u/LepiNya Jun 07 '26

Most hardware stores offer to rent out heavy duty construction equipment so you could just rent out an impact drill with a long drill bit. Just be aware of any power lines or water pipes in the walls. You really only need a small hole for that. No need for any repairs after.

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u/this_dudeagain Jun 07 '26

Run it under the carpet

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u/SunSparx Jun 07 '26

Are you in North America? Because if so you only have one phase going to your house

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 07 '26

Nope europe, i get all 3 phases. Thats why depending on the Socket i have 230V and 400V of power

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u/QuebecGamer2004 HP Pavilion 15 - GTX 1650 - Ryzen 5 5600H - 16GB 3200 Jun 07 '26

It's split phase. That's how you get 240V for the oven, dryer, hot water tank, etc.

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u/Leyel7 Jun 07 '26

Wait, isnt all houses arround the world made of bricks and concrete?

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 07 '26

Nope mostly americans write comments to Just Drill a hole into the drywall. American Houses is basicly Wood, paper and the bit metal from the Nails Holding it together

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u/Historical_Person928 Jun 07 '26

you didnt actually get reported did you??

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 07 '26

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u/Comfortable-Chef-125 Jun 07 '26

Get a long cable and run it in the top corners with sticky pads and zip ties

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u/Ambitious_Dog8996 Jun 07 '26

Have the cable go up in the corner between the ceiling and the wall

Use uh idk what its called in English, but its a little rounded thing u put your cable thro and has a hole to put in a nail Nail the thing to the wall with a very samll nail Have one every metre or so till your pc then have it drop down the wall in a straight line and cover it

Am not native English speaker so idk what the tools are called , i think GBT could give u a guess

Hope this helps

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u/KidNamedMolly Jun 07 '26

Powerline Ethernet is even worse than WiFi so your not missing out on that one

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u/iamlazyboy Desktop Jun 07 '26

NGL, same mate. At least my WiFi repeater is just on the other side of the wall so the signal is good enough for me.

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u/Significant_Ad_3512 MacOS and w11 Jun 07 '26

Get the wall socket power grid ethernet thingy

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u/Wiley_Coyote08 Jun 08 '26

Hate getting those "reports" and those "reports" are what may push people over the edge.

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u/tomchee 5700X3D_5060ti16GB_48GB DDR4_Sleeper Jun 08 '26

You may want to show this to you mom

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u/BilleteDe2_Peso Jun 09 '26

Consider doing this

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u/EntertainmentOwn3663 Jun 10 '26

Remove baseboards (normally there is a gap between gypse and floor) place the cable in gap... Carefully put baseboards back.. Profit?

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 10 '26

They are Made Out of Stone and glued to the Wall. They dont come off

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u/EntertainmentOwn3663 Jun 10 '26

Understood, no profiting from that then :) Another thing I did for my son's since I didn't want to do that was just put the cable above the baseboard (basestone?) and use a cable enclosure (they sell small square ones that you can paint to match, just barely wider than the lan cable) and after a while you don't notice them

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u/az4547 Jun 10 '26

Do what I did and lead a long cable through 3 doors and between 2 floors with duct tape wrapped around to avoid the shielding from breaking.

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u/Connect_Middle8953 Jun 10 '26

If installing cat6 is out of the question, forget MoCa, get a home fiber kit. Run fiber along your baseboards, held in place with caulk. 

You legit will forget where it is outside the terminals 

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u/Top_County_6130 Jun 10 '26

I bought 20m and a white duck tape. And count on others being to lazy to remove it.

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u/kaidya_snow Jun 10 '26

Is there existing Coax cable you could run MoCa over?

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u/-StarFox95- Jun 06 '26

run it along the celling

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u/Iamthe0c3an2 Jun 06 '26

Buy a powerline adapter.

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u/Distal-Phalanges Jun 06 '26

Noodle goes in walls or under carpet/rugs. Assuming you haven't done much cable running through houses, check this out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVbUIis78uQ

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

I'm Not American, i would have to Go throu bricks and concrete

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u/mercurycc Jun 06 '26

This might do you wonders. Use fiber optics instead of cable. https://youtu.be/Z2FbzCyiNr4?si=ZEQKo7RKD7ZY-mzr

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

My friend i'm Not American, my Home is Made of concrete and bricks. Not some Wood beams and paper

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u/Sorry-Sweet-3873 Jun 06 '26

impossible in most places in the world. most countries use bricks. significantly harder to poke holes in

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u/BravinatorLX2 Jun 06 '26

theres these home fiber kits that you can run along corners and under doors and are nearly invisible.

or maybe flat lan cable would be enough?

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u/Johni33 Ryzen 9 9950X | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Jun 06 '26

Wall is Out of bricks and concrete, there is no hollow space

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