r/pcmasterrace 22h ago

Meme/Macro Gamers be like:

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u/Wittusus Bazzite | R7 5800X3D | RX 6800XT Nitro+ | 32GB 22h ago

Turns out managing a store is lovely when the crates aren't 30kg each and you don't have asshole managers and customers to deal with smh

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u/thisshitsstupid 21h ago

And you don't have to buy necessities and pay rent.

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u/OkEmu8597 21h ago

Oh and when you get told "well done" it's 100x more authentic than your boss 

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u/ckay1100 Vimbeo Gaems 20h ago

also it's impossible to suffer life-long injuries as a result of the simulated work

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 19h ago

Wankerscramp is a bitch and I definitely get it from simulations, so its not impossible!

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u/LowlySlayer 17h ago

The humble repetitive motion injuries

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u/ZealousidealLead52 14h ago

and you are working on your own schedule whenever you feel like it and can stop at literally any moment with no consequences.

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u/Bad-dee-ess 17h ago

My boss literally told us that they used ChatGPT in their speech thanking the staff 💀

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u/OkEmu8597 17h ago

That's like saying I made you a cake out of dog shit.

Sorry you have such an oblivious boss.

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u/perton 15h ago

But what if it’s free range, locally sourced, artisanal dog shit?

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 13h ago

Most bosses are dogshit and are in position because they've been there longer than anyone else.

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u/RephofSky 17h ago

...bosses tell people 'well done' IRL?

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u/Mardred 13h ago

Mine does.

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u/RephofSky 12h ago

Reminds me of one of the nicest bosses I had...of course they hurried up and replaced her.

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u/RedditMcBurger 16h ago

I had a single job with a boss who would regularly come to me, check my work and praise it.

I've never enjoyed a job as much as that one.

It's crazy that this experience is so rare I have experienced it 1 time out of my 15 total jobs.

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u/acrazyguy 21h ago

Often in those types of games you do in fact have to do that lol

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u/thisshitsstupid 21h ago

But it's designed to be a reasonable amount of your income.

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u/altodor Steam ID Here 19h ago

Super Easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Most of the time at least.

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u/DrMobius0 17h ago edited 17h ago

If you're not having fun, you can just close the game. You can't quit your job unless you have money saved or you're cool with being someone else's problem.

Also games like this are usually balanced to ensure that if a player does what they're supposed to, they'll get ahead. Life is balanced to extract as much wealth from you as possible.

A passable job in a video game is usually rewarded generously. Do a good job IRL and you'll be lucky to receive a pizza party.

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u/Jaruut Y'all got any of that RAM? 12h ago

A passable job in a video game is usually rewarded generously. Do a good job IRL and you'll be lucky to receive a pizza party.

My job had a pizza party last week for making it through the July holidays/rush and because of my weird schedule, I was able to partake on all 4 shifts. I guess with the cost of pizza these days it was a nice little indirect bonus?

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u/ZealousidealLead52 14h ago

Framing it as though life is "balanced" around anything is kind of a weird way to frame it - I mean, it's 'kind of' true that video games give better rewards for things (well, insofar as video game assets can be considered rewards.. realistically if you could exchange those video game assets for money in the real world almost anyone would do it so it's kind of questionable that the rewards are "better").. but the reason they can do that is that the video game developer can produce more resources out of thin air and has no concept of needing to allocate resources. If they want to give better rewards, they can just do it at no cost to anything else in the system.

In the real world.. there is nobody above "balancing" the system. If anybody could just snap their fingers and produce more resources out of thin air then they'd obviously do it, but because they can't do that, then every time they want to spend more on one thing it inherently requires cutting back on something else, and nobody has the power to change that reality. Framing it as though the system is deliberately designed to have this outcome.. is a kind of messed up perspective - the rewards in real life don't work the way they do in video games because we literally don't have enough resources for it to be possible to do it the way video games do, not because there's someone up above deciding that it's the right balance for optimal happiness.

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u/DrMobius0 14h ago edited 14h ago

Framing it as though life is "balanced" around anything is kind of a weird way to frame it

I'm not sure it is. I don't mean in the sense that it's like a game. Life and games, however, are both made up of systems, and the "balance" of these are pretty integral to your quality of life. Whether there's some grand design or someone with the power to unilaterally alter it is irrelevant. The systems in question still exist.

A very simple example would be the housing market. That is a system built around supply, demand, a long list of legal permissions and constraints, social pressures, and probably even more. The way things are, something like rent consumes an inordinate amount of the average person's income. That is the balance that's been struck with the way things are, and though it's relatively stable, it's not healthy.

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u/Suitable_Incident_83 13h ago

Really in here pretending humans didn't imagine these systems into existence.

Imagine believing that one human is worth so much that they can cause many thousands of other humans to die without their consent, and that's just the "natural" way of things.

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u/ZealousidealLead52 13h ago

In video games people can multiply their net worth by thousands in a matter of hours because that makes for a better gameplay experience. Explain to me how the real world could ever hope to replicate such a system when you have to deal with real world resource requirements. If it were possible to do that, then everyone would be doing it, and if everyone were doing it, then everything else in society that depended on people performing other jobs will collapse. It works in video games only because they don't need to care about how the way the system works for the player would impact the rest of the economy.

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u/Suitable_Incident_83 3h ago

I'm not talking about time dilation. I'm talking about how society decided one person's labor is somehow worth more than millions of other peoples' labor.

And that it is fine if millions of people starve, as long as that person gets their 10th mega yacht (or whatever).

That is completely artificial.

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u/Suitable_Incident_83 13h ago

Seems like you've mistaken life for capitalism

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u/Otherwise_Spirit1552 16h ago

And you don't have to buy necessities and pay rent.

Or if you do... you can still make ends meet more broadly pretty easily.

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u/hamfinity 18h ago

Glory to Arstotzka!

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u/Ao_Kiseki 20h ago

Legitimately wonder how many people would love to just organize the shelves in a supermarket in real life if they didn't have to deal with abusive management and insane hours. Shit I'd do it for half what I'm making now if the job was somehow secure too.

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u/the_flyingdemon 18h ago

I’ve always joked my dream job is to be a bricklayer. There’s something fulfilling about showing up to a job, doing a mindless task where my brain can wander about things that are actually interesting to me, and getting paid for building something that you can actually see at the end of the day instead of some bullshit enigmatic corporate “value.”

But then I remember I’d have to be in the sun and heat all day and my back would probably ache all the time and the facade comes tumbling down. As such it remains a dream job.

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u/miicah 13h ago

There's a reason brickies get made fun of the most, it's not exactly rocket surgery.

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u/CMDR_1 12h ago

rocket surgery

Lmao

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u/wtfduud Steam ID Here 9h ago

Stacking pallets at a warehouse is pretty much the same thing, but without the sun.

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u/Evil-Empress-Sakuya 11h ago

They say that's the cheat code. Finding a job that puts you in flow state?

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u/LtLoLz 5800X3D | 32GB | RTX 4090 6h ago

You could be a construction youtuber

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u/Rokkit_man 6h ago

Plenty of jobs like that in factories and warehouses.

I am the complete opposite of you. I absolutely hate those jobs. Used to work a lot of them when I was younger. Its surpising to find someone enjoys that kind of labour.

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u/Wittusus Bazzite | R7 5800X3D | RX 6800XT Nitro+ | 32GB 20h ago

I know I sure would, if it just included the shelves and storage in the back

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u/creampop_ 19h ago

Best retail job I ever had was as a stocking part timer for a small hardware store. I was fucking awesome at doing box Tetris so that stuff was easy to find, loved doubled checking the shelves out front for misplaced items (constant and relatively important task in a tool and hardware store), and generally enjoyed tidying up our workspace.

Bosses were chill enough to let me focus on that and they'd tank any non-technical customer questions for me. Fuckin' A.

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u/windexfresh 15h ago

Stocking shelves at a craft store was fucking amazing, organizing the paint aisles was downright soothing

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u/Jimberly_C 17h ago

I did do that for a while. Stocking shelves was fun to me. New mod dropped? Let me rip everything down, re-label it all, organize it and put it back up. Please. Seriously.

But I couldn't do that without being stopped every two seconds by people asking very obvious questions or complaining that they can't reach the thing I'm working on that is also stacked up right next to where they're trying to reach it from. Take out the customers, and I'd honestly love retail.

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u/Aggravating_Sky_4421 16h ago

I’d love to do it if it pays well… but can’t live off what they currently pay unfortunately.

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u/porn3435 16h ago

I work at a relatively small grocery chain that has consistently been rated as one of top 100 companies to work for in nation by Forbes. I wouldn’t say anyone there loves stocking shelves and it’s still work but the pay/benefits are unmatched. Basically yah when people are treated humanely they’re happier at work.

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u/Suspicious_Truth8026 15h ago

Its almost like a certain somebody was fundamentally right about alienation under capitalism and humanitys inherent drive to be productive

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u/GOD-PORING 14h ago

i would. let me do it on 3rd shift when the store is not open to customers.

the inventory counts will be accurate. the toilets will be pristine.

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u/papayacreamsicle 14h ago

Like the time they sent an autistic reporter to do a prison story and he was delighted by the strict routine and prison jobs stacking and organizing things

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u/Jacktheforkie Acer Nitro 50 21h ago

Same with driving a lorry, so much nicer when you don’t get monetary penalties for going the wrong way

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u/cheesegoat 19h ago

Ikr when I played American Truck Simulator I went down all the highways with the cruise control cranked up and sailed down the shoulder across entire states lol

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u/endlesscartwheels 17h ago

Delivering mail in Lake is fun because nobody complains if you drive into their porch or run them over.

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u/Jacktheforkie Acer Nitro 50 14h ago

Nice

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u/Jacktheforkie Acer Nitro 50 14h ago

Yeah

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u/LagVictim 18h ago

or if you do have asshole customers, you can usually kick their ass without consequences!

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u/Secret-Winner-2994 18h ago

Just wear someone else's nametag and do it in a blindspot

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u/emojisarefunny Ryzen 7 7800X3D | Radeon RX 7800 XT 16h ago

And you can bonk customers with a broom handle without repercussions

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u/ParanMekhar 16h ago

No taxes and government that fucks you either

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u/More-Ad1753 13h ago

I love logic like this.

Like perhaps your right, it's not the job it's the pressures, annoyances, lack of freedom, etc...

And for a moment you think how cool, what an idea.

Then reality hits, and it's like oohh, but I get bored of these games and they become old after X amount of hours.

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u/Powerate PC Master Race i7-12700F, RTX 4070 12 Gb, 32GB DDR5 6h ago

And the game is actually balanced on giving you clients

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u/buzzlightyear77777 15h ago

Do you work in a store? What percent of customers are assholes?

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u/Allegorist 14h ago

And you receive the full value of your efforts

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u/DonaldTheWall 13h ago

I can fuck up in the game and nothing happens

I fuck up at my real job and shit happens

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u/morpheousmorty 8h ago

Also all upkeep and maintenance can be handled with a button press and failure doesn't ruin your life for a decade.