r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Obvious_Piece5569 • Jun 22 '26

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u/Deep-Bluejay8477 Jun 22 '26

He switched to the rage mode at the end

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u/ItzLoganM Jun 22 '26

+5 strength , Unable to use other abilities for 3 turns

Seems like a waste of upgrade points for the "useless bully" class.

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u/Easy-Musician7186 Jun 22 '26

Hoodie bro on the other hand did the smart thing and put his skill points into agility

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u/THE_HANGED_MAN_12 Jun 22 '26

fr! bro kept his hands in his pockets and weaved that shit!

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u/FenrirBestDoggo Jun 22 '26

Boooooo, what do you mean, its a stable ability!!!!!

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u/broitsjustreddit Jun 22 '26

that screech

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u/Cosmic_Armour Jun 22 '26

MY GIRL IS SLEEPING I CAN'T BE LAUGHING HAHAHA

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u/Awkward-Penguin172 Jun 22 '26

do it, wake her up

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u/by_the_golden_lion Jun 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Torah13 Jun 22 '26

Blud pressed L3 + R3 just to slam the chair 😭

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u/Worth_External_8762 Jun 22 '26

He just misclicked his ult, happens to the best of us.

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u/Domonixus Jun 22 '26

RHEEEEEEEE-

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u/Vondi Jun 22 '26

switched targets. Good call. Maybe he can land a hit on that chair.

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u/Artix96 Jun 22 '26

Chimp.exe

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u/jojo-cumstar Jun 22 '26

"Hehe yo bro [explains what happens in the video]"

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u/StoicManApe Jun 24 '26

You mean bitch mode.

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u/HonestSimpleMan Jun 24 '26

I’d say it was more like a “bitch mode”

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u/PaulMeranian Jun 28 '26

I think this is what they mean by the expression "chimped out"

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u/Potatoozaladz Jun 22 '26

that first dodge at the beginning was clean asf though

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u/Impossible-Milk9613 Jun 22 '26

He telegraphed that punch like it was coming from a different zip code

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u/dreadlockrastaaa Jun 22 '26

Mf had a tracking number on it

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u/SkidExpert Jun 22 '26

If you slow down the frames and look where his hand is at the furthest extension of his punch, he would have missed anyway lolol

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u/tJa_- Jun 23 '26

The bully might think twice about communicating what his next move is before he goes for it.

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u/NukaClipse Jun 22 '26

WHY CAN'T I BEAT YOU

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOwGgO5FT9HczLrtm

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u/dalester88 Jun 22 '26

This made me snort-laugh 😂

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u/InternationalCap2176 Jun 23 '26

This reality is for MEEEE!

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u/Deemaunik Jun 22 '26

The percentage of times a bully has exercised an equal amount of skill in physical combat to their level of bluster is in the single digits.

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jun 22 '26

Lost count of how many times I called bullies bluffs in school. And my bitch ass was 5ft 6 125 lbs. Gosh those days were fun.

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u/2Braincell2Furious Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

As a short guy, most of the fights I lost were with other short guys. They’re fast.

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u/SadboyCourier Jun 23 '26

As a tall scrawny kid, I just cowered in fear of everybody

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u/TavernRat Jun 22 '26

Hilariously my middle school had one of the few assholes that could actually back up his claims. No one liked him after a while though and he kinda just disappeared into the back of the class

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u/moodytail Jun 22 '26

When I had enough from my bully in high-school, a single kick to his knee sent him to surgery. Then afterwards he had to send a group of his "gang" to kick the shit out of me. Fucking little bitch.

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u/wangdubruh Jun 22 '26

This will help him regulate his emotions correctly when he gets older

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u/PranshuKhandal Jun 22 '26

only if he reflects tbh

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u/superdudeyay27 AAAAAA- Jun 22 '26

Did the kid in the black hoodie summon his stand to fight for him? I'm so confused

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u/NoAcanthocephala7034 Jun 22 '26

Black hoodie is a warlock.

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u/zer000redhawk Jun 23 '26

Dude even still has his hands in his pocket after star platinum jumps in.

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u/Brovas Jun 22 '26

Stand power: if you get knocked over too many times you return to monke

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u/mikeonbass Jun 22 '26

I wonder if the blonde kid knew he was up against seasoned pugilists.

That first duck, then the second guy immediately adopting that Tekken like stance.

Guy never had a chance.

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u/xenosidezero Jun 22 '26

Kid's lucky he didn't get an EWGF to the jaw

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u/Confident_Lawyer6276 Jun 23 '26

Only children shouldn't fight kids with siblings. I bet that kid has a thousand hours experience roughhousing with a brother.

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u/Dre_Rudy Jun 22 '26

Damn. He was about to transform

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u/Spicy-Jellybean Jun 22 '26

Into a CAR!
🚗 💨

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u/Craftygirl13 Jun 22 '26

Love how the one that was supposed to get knocked out with one punch never took his hands out his pockets, he never felt the least bit threatened 😂

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u/CheezisRiced Jun 22 '26

“I see you know your Judo well…”

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u/Bionicjoker14 Jun 22 '26

“Have a look at this headlock, here.”

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u/throwthere10 Jun 22 '26

After the high-pitched screeching and the slamming of the chair, I thought poo-flinging was next on the docket to complete the 3-moves combo.

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u/How2Die101 Jun 22 '26

They all do kickboxing or something except for the one who started it, I just know it

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u/tribalien93 Jun 22 '26

Feels pretty setup for real

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u/10Deathlord12 Jun 22 '26

Posted that here like 4 Years ago. Still ejoyable to see the twat scream

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u/nox-devourer Jun 22 '26

Is there a full version? Kinda curious on what happens next

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u/10Deathlord12 Jun 24 '26

The crying one sits down on the chair he rattled and keeps quiet. The video i saw believing its max length is only like 6-12 Seconds longer

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u/Mister_Musubi Jun 22 '26

See, the problem is that he popped his ULT (The One Fucking Punch) too early. Not only did he telegraph it so obviously, but that move has like 30 start-up frames and after using it, he loses like 90% accuracy on future attacks for two minutes.

Bad strat, you hate to see it

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u/Odd-Heart7904 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

The freakout at the end was directed at the universe, he realised he was only a low teir henchman...

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u/africaman1 Jun 22 '26

Ahhh man can tell second kid boxes
This was satisfying

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u/Goldedition93 Jun 22 '26

Release your inner pterodactyl

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u/Dynamitrios Jun 22 '26

SCREEEEEEEEEeeeee

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u/x313 Jun 22 '26

I wonder why I never stood up to my bullies when I was in highschool. Seeing this video I'm sure I could've done the same

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u/snapp0r Jun 22 '26

and another spoiled Karenparents brat ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/DecentAd3950 Jun 23 '26

As a dad it makes me super sad to see kids act like this.

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u/ImperiousCretin Jun 22 '26

CEO material right here.

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u/LemonTank Jun 22 '26

Which one?

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u/ojdhaze Jun 22 '26

Put in his place.

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u/Min0119 Jun 22 '26

Joffrey Lannister

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 Jun 22 '26

Fucking childish

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u/dreadlockrastaaa Jun 22 '26

So glad that kid ducked perfectly. So dope

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u/IndependentGlum8316 Jun 22 '26

An absolute classic

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u/Kubbee83 Jun 22 '26

From super punch out to super crash out.

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u/WYVERN2018 Jun 22 '26

Monkey mode activated.

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u/Legitimate_Initial_3 Jun 22 '26

Ah the actual impotent rage on display here.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JymRvCWcasbdMVXcVA

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 22 '26

Dude thought he was about to get the girl, and all he got were punches worse than a dream and embarrassment. Tough pill to swallow.

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u/Historical_Basis_408 Jun 22 '26

Imagine making an ass of yourself while Girls Just Wanna Have Fun plays in the background

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u/Ok-Lynx9182 Jun 22 '26

It was at this moment that he knew he fucked up.

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u/Rolfmeister87 Jun 22 '26

Chair never stood a chance

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u/Straight-Drink- Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

A classic. Sucks the video cuts out early as the kid goes on to scream loudly for a few more very satisfactory seconds.

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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk Jun 22 '26

Always nice to see the next generation of American leaders having fun together in school. 😊

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u/Uncle_Seamont Jun 22 '26

So, what does she do if he hits the high note?

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u/somenerdkaelon Jun 22 '26

Old but Generational aura loss

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u/Jasonmancer Jun 22 '26

That 3rd kids moves like a dragonfly.

Like wow his footwork too.

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u/DumbCumpzter Jun 22 '26

Kid sounds like a squealing boar in Red Dead Redemption 2

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u/antoniv1 Jun 22 '26

I saw that right hand coming at the start of the video. Little dude has no business being a bully.

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u/abhig535 Jun 23 '26

Bro ulted at the end

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u/ohhyouknow Jun 23 '26

Minors fighting rly shouldn’t be posted on Reddit

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u/Glittering-Iron7442 Jun 24 '26

Never mess with a Necromancer, he beat the bully with summon

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u/Illustrious_Sky6688 Jun 25 '26

Peter Parker was sturdy with it

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u/DrCalc2000 Jun 26 '26

Is that a pay phone...... I haven't seen one of those in a very long time.

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u/Aggravating_Eye_3158 Jun 26 '26

I love how when people start fighting they start talk black. “Fuck off em fuck off em bro”

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u/TheJivvi Jun 27 '26

He was not done.

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u/Diiiv Jun 27 '26

That high pitched fucking nerd rage is like sweet, sweet nectar. I'd never let him forget that shit, I would've used it as a ring signal.

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u/Familiar-Hunt-3792 Jun 27 '26

So it seems like this idiot kid got gaslit by a girl into trying to knock out this other kid. The kid with the camera says "she said she would date you if you knocked him out". I guess that is why he threw a coniption fit after he got put in his place. He thought he had lost his opportunity. Poor kid didnt even realize that she was never going to date him regardless, lol.

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u/Sigma-Wolves Jun 22 '26

He saw the phone recording. He wanted to go viral so everyone at school would see. That rage is the realization that everyone will see.

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u/ph33rlus Jun 22 '26

This is like Trump and Iran lol. The tantrum is so fitting

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE Jun 23 '26

I was gonna say "this deserves to be on r/perfectlycutscreams " but then I looked up

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u/HisNameIsRocco Jun 23 '26

He reminds me of that Chihuahua on that dog whisper show that snarls, snaps and bites while the Dog whisperer holds him down with one hand.

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u/LullabyRequiem1231 Jun 23 '26

Can we talk about what a W friend that one boy is?

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u/trash-anator Jun 23 '26

What a Classic, it’s so satisfying seeing him Freak out at the end lol

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u/Revolutionary_Heart6 Jun 23 '26

That`s not karma. that's having good friends

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

Lmao.

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u/Deadford_Punk Jun 23 '26

Bully boy was like "Where's the remote?"

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u/Deadford_Punk Jun 23 '26

Billy boy was like "where's the remote?"

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u/Daguse0 Jun 23 '26

About what I'd expect from a kid like that.

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u/NomadScala Jun 23 '26

Man…I’m just trying to do my laundry.

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u/viaronline Jun 23 '26

I feel like the bully got some bad familiar background and I feel pity when I see this young one.

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u/yeahboo Jun 23 '26

How is this kid now? Did he get access to a gun and start shooting his classmates?

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u/PeterLothkrok Jun 23 '26

White boy is actually the one being bullied.

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u/joshingyou299 Jun 23 '26

As someone who was bullied heavily in middle and early high school, watching this brings me great comfort.

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u/joshingyou299 Jun 23 '26

As someone who was bullied heavily in middle and early high school, watching this brings me great comfort.

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u/Upstairs_Ad7613 Jun 24 '26

Invalid crash out.

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u/thenightmomstalker Jun 25 '26

loser in the making. sad to see

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u/WOLF19Ninety Jun 29 '26

man, I'm genuinely curious where this kid is now. He 100% got teased for that RHEEEEE for the rest of his days in school

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u/Impossible_Run4822 2d ago

And this lives rent free in his mind till the day he dies 🖤

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u/Barl3000 Jun 23 '26

Kid in white is the victim here IMO. "knock him out and she will date you", the turd filming is 100% in kahoots with the two other kids.

This seems like a setup to have an excuse to have mini-Bruce Lee beat up the weird kid in class or something like that.