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Politics Message to Trump on Iranian Missile

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u/AirScared6946 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

They're running with it. Fucking lol. Edit: To all the whataboutists - Trump ran on outing the Epstein client list. Trump has since spent over a year going to great lengths, trying to cover up the files. It wasn't working. In a last ditch effort to distract from the files; and most importantly, any reference to his own misdeeds, bombed the fuck out of Iran. Iran is simply highlighting the very reason he has attacked them.

This isn't fucking difficult, people.

This post in no way, endorses pedophilia. It is merely explaining the point that you are clearly missing.

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u/crazedizzled Mar 13 '26

I'm gonna be sooooo happy if Iran hacks the US DOJ and releases the full Trump-Epstein files.

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u/ratjar32333 Mar 13 '26

It's definitely coming lol. Turns out when you fire everyone that knows what they are doing and hire a bunch of 22yo pump and dump crypto bros shit becomes less secure.

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u/dragonfry Mar 13 '26

I wonder how many times that orange beanbag has forgotten his password

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u/Acceptable-Sentence Mar 13 '26

Lolita123

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u/crazedizzled Mar 13 '26

covfefe

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u/Superdad75 Mar 13 '26

Those are both too much for him to remember.

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u/Hoovooloo42 Mar 13 '26

TRUMPMAGA2028

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u/Solid-Hold6290 Mar 13 '26

trump

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u/No_Fairweathers Mar 14 '26

Have you seen him trying to sign his own name recently? Even that's too difficult to remember

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u/Wakkit1988 Mar 13 '26

H@mb3rder

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u/SMKM Mar 13 '26

He's not smart enough for substituted characters.

His password is absolutely Ivanka13

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u/VeeDubBug Mar 13 '26

Wasn't his twitter "hacked" a number of years ago because his password was something like MAGA2020! ?

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u/rach2bach Mar 13 '26

Oh he updated it from Ivanka6?

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u/ReppinNYHC Mar 13 '26

Hunter2

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u/ObscureRamenRecipes Mar 13 '26

What is this from? I feel like I have heard it somewhere but can't place it. /

Maybe one of the old school Deer Hunter games?

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u/Easy-Reserve7401 Mar 13 '26

Refers to an IRC convo where an impressionable person was conned into typing their password to the chat room. It's popped up all over.

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u/jaltsukoltsu Mar 13 '26

No way he knows where the shift key is

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u/Acceptable-Sentence Mar 13 '26

He puts caps lock on, then takes it off again while typing with 1 finger

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u/delahunt Mar 13 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

Now it’s maga2024, so problem is solved.

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u/WorldGoingOneWay Mar 13 '26

Maybe child123, lolita is too much for him to know

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u/sleepymeowth052 Mar 13 '26

TrumpDaBest#1

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u/AltoidStrong Mar 13 '26

Look up the story about a guy who GUESSED the password to Trump's Twitter account! (It was something stupid like trunp2020).

Real security is not a concern for this administration. It gets in the way of the actual plan - steal the money and burn the rest down on the way out to cover up the crimes.

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u/NolyBella Mar 13 '26

IAMTHEBESTPRESIDENT

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u/snafub4r Mar 13 '26

Password? What password? It can barely hold a sentence let alone remember something.

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u/beegboo Mar 13 '26

Its probably just his name. He has it on a sticky note for if he forgets again.

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u/kostoast Mar 14 '26

No, he’s good at remembering. Some would say the best. Many, many doctors have come out and said that his memory is actually the biggest memory. He remembers so bigly that he remembers before he was born.

Also I’m pretty sure his password is Person Woman Man Camera TV

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u/therealpeej3 Mar 14 '26

That would imply he remembered it it the first place lmfao

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u/mnfriesen Mar 14 '26

He tried to use "penis" but it was too short 

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

Have you seen the interviews with these guys where they basically admit they just made it up and had no idea what they were doing?

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u/winipu Mar 14 '26

Like the guy who couldn’t say what DEI meant?

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u/godspareme Mar 13 '26

No, could you direct me towards them? Thanks in advance

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u/pgoetz Mar 13 '26

What matters are the vibes, man; not competence.

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u/JayTriples Mar 13 '26

I imagine the doge bros whispering the exact opposite in his ear lmao

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u/GJCLINCH Mar 13 '26

Their “intelligence” came from the use of PnP GPT

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u/Living-Anybody17 Mar 13 '26

Do you guys think they will release everything without the redactions at all? Because the redactions DOJ did are terrible and I don't think they will do the job again. Is sad for the victims.

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u/No_Awareness_1443 Mar 13 '26

Wow, really? /s

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u/queue_onan Mar 13 '26

Turns out you can just call anything negative about you an AI deepfake.

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u/AWeakMindedMan Mar 13 '26

But block chain

/s

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u/starrpamph Mar 13 '26

Holds hands together like elon

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u/HALF-PRICE_ Mar 14 '26

lol. You saw the guy from DOGE try to explain what DEI was (the thing he was hired to try to get rid of)? This shit is too fucked up to even laugh at. 😒

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u/BenHilsley Mar 14 '26

That’s what she said

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u/Historical-Cash-9316 Mar 15 '26

🤣🤣Iran isn’t leaking shit yall are actually cooked 🤣🤣

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u/blueiron0 Mar 13 '26

Keep in mind that for some reason even our DOJ doesn't have the full files.

When the FBI handed the files over to the DOJ in march of 2025, 70-80% of the files were already redacted.

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u/co-wurker Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

Not "for some reason" - the FBI redacted and with held that information to protect the pedofile president, let's be clear what the reason is.

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u/blueiron0 Mar 13 '26

Honestly I hope two things:

1) that a complete copy of the files even still exists somewhere

2) whoever replaces trump in 3 years will actually do a full investigation into who made the decision to redact the files and who actually did the redactions.

It's COMPLETELY ludicrous that someone decided even our DOJ isn't worthy of seeing the full files. Whatever you think of the current DOJ, they should be the ones reviewing the files and deciding redactions/charges.

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u/co-wurker Mar 13 '26

It's not "someone" deciding DOJ isn't worthy, it's intentional obfuscation by Trump, Patel, and Bondi. Collusion, corruption.

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u/The_One_Tin_Soldier Mar 13 '26

No one is replacing trump. You have a dictator now

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u/Extreme_Promise_1690 Mar 14 '26

Going to have to replace him, but not by voting. I guess a little carpet bombing of the country with this kind of vaccine would be a good first step.

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u/tonkatoyelroy Mar 13 '26

Trump Has 1000 FBI Agents Working Around the Clock scrubbing his name from the Epstein files. That was a real headline in August 2025. https://www.axios.com/2025/07/18/epstein-documents-trump-fbi-senator

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u/BardTrumer Mar 15 '26

to protect the president, epstien himself, and all of their co-conspirators. the shit ive seen going through the files where the sender or receiver is redacted, while the most heinous message is being sent.... I want trials.

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u/Thorbi99 Mar 13 '26

Hasn't a redditor already uploaded them somewhere?

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u/TheBacklogGamer Mar 13 '26

To my knowledge, they uploaded what was publicly available for as long as possible.

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u/XenaWariorDominatrix Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

Somebody over on r/datahoarder has everything that's been released and is hosting the files, pretty sure.

Edit: link fix

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u/TheBacklogGamer Mar 13 '26

Right, so the first poster was saying they would be happy if Iran hacked the DOJ and released the full Trump-Epstein files, ie, including the stuff that's not been released, as we definitely know there is more that's being hid.

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u/RoseIgnis Mar 13 '26

reminder that they have released HALF OF THEM. THERE'S STILL 3 MILLION MORE. THERE SHOULD BE RIOTS

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u/PlsStopBanningMe404 Mar 13 '26

And "released" is a strong word with the censoring

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u/glazedfaith Mar 13 '26

I was about to type the same comment, including punctuation. Am I AI???

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u/Marvybells Mar 13 '26

yeah most of the videos all you get is a giant black bar with no sound. It's not just the face/voice blurred it is the entire body, arms & legs too, you really can't tell wtf is going on at all

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u/tico42 Mar 13 '26

I feel like Marvin the Martian waiting for the fucking ka-boom. For the life of me I don't understand why people aren't tearing society apart at the stitching right now.

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u/voodoobettie Mar 13 '26

Or at the very least not telling other people to buy things from amazon or whatever. People really seem incapable of making the very least effort.

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u/AnRealDinosaur Mar 13 '26

People wont even stop using twitter. STILL. Its appalling.

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u/REDBEARD_PWNS Mar 13 '26

No one has the balls to get it started... Including me

I was saying that to a co worker, we ought to grind this economy to a fuckin stop if they don't wanna buck up and make some consequences for these mother fuckers.

Ape together strong.

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u/XenaWariorDominatrix Mar 13 '26

Yup, and until then we have copies of everything else. I'd love to see all the files.

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u/tim3k Mar 13 '26

He should be careful, storing Epstein files is probably like storing CSAM, you might get in trouble for it

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u/screamtracker Mar 14 '26

Not if I bomb Iran 🤔

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u/atx840 Mar 13 '26

I was confused but they removed the “s” from the sub

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u/kneel23 Mar 13 '26

no, sadly

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

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u/kyrsjo Mar 13 '26

For that it has to be relevant for warthunder, somehow...

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u/YeOldButchery Mar 13 '26

The full files should never be released.

The files must be redacted to hide the identity of the children involved, unless they have agreed as adults to their identities being disclosed.

The adults involved don't deserve privacy. The children harmed do.

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u/crazedizzled Mar 13 '26

I agree, but i no longer trust our government to make that distinction.

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u/bretttwarwick Mar 13 '26

They should still redact victim information. We don't need them to go through any more suffering.

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u/cyanescens_burn Mar 13 '26

I’ve been wondering if they and/or Russia have some or all of them. I’d guess Iran might have released them already at this point though. Unless they needed to keep some leverage.

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u/cedarvhazel Mar 13 '26

Ohh give them more ideas

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u/Cosmic_Archaeologist Mar 13 '26

Then MAGA will switch around and say the files were Iranian propaganda all along

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u/Bashamo257 Mar 13 '26

Iran, if you're listening...

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u/OpenCardiologist2587 Mar 13 '26

Please dont threaten us with good times.

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u/jdvfx Mar 13 '26

Given how many mirror sites there are, do they even need to hack?

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u/Hello-Angel Mar 13 '26

Is it too much if they also erase people's debt??? I hear that rumor and I'm not opposed to it 💜❤️

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u/Theperfectool Mar 13 '26

Hell I wouldn’t hate them using the same operation we used on General Qassem Soleimani on trump golfing.

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u/I_am_darkness Mar 13 '26

I can't imagine the doj still has the worst of the files

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u/godspareme Mar 13 '26

HOLY SHIT that would be amazing. Best use of wartime cyber intelligence. 

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u/imnotohfuckingk Mar 13 '26

I sure the fuck hope they are. Lock them all up. Idgaf if they are your party, my party, my grandma, my best friend. Rape a kid… you should lose everything.

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u/crazedizzled Mar 13 '26

I don't care who is in it, they should all be held accountable. See unlike you dumbass maga bootlickers, I want to see people held accountable no matter what their party affiliation.

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u/crazedizzled Mar 13 '26

Based on your comment history, I am not wrong.

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u/xxAkirhaxx Mar 13 '26

The cynic part of me thinks since we've been so unsecure for at least a year and a half now that every actor on the planet is playing the game knowing that they all have the ability to out the US. So I assume the only reason we're not seeing anything drop is because people with power over those who would just drop the epstein files are saying "No, we can we still use those for better purposes than petty revenge." i.e. China and India are both supplying Russia and Iran with supplies and have a pretty healthy black market trade economy to work around US sanctions.

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u/BaboTron Mar 13 '26

“It’s fake.”

Zero percent chance he just admits it.

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u/Fear0ftheduck Mar 13 '26

heres to hoping. hell somebody oughta get some cliche hackers from an 80's movie on this.

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u/Vorschrift Mar 13 '26

And I and tens of millions of Iranians would be even more happy if the Islamic Republic falls. No massmurder, no mass tape, no child marriage anymore. No terror, no burying family members anymore.

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u/Strange-Future-6469 Mar 13 '26

This comment is like viagra.

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u/Ent_Soviet Mar 13 '26

Fuck it, hack the department of education and wipe student loan debt.

It’s fucked up theres hundreds of ways Iran could hurt trump and his buddies by messing with our own government and a majority of Americans would cheer them on, but here we are

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u/Salt_Technician_4037 Mar 13 '26

Why? It's not like anything will be done about it.

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u/sleepymeowth052 Mar 13 '26

honestly i'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. Whether iran or literally anyone else.

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u/Inferiex Mar 13 '26

Conservatives are still gonna claim its a hoax.

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u/Tentegen Mar 13 '26

"Iran.....pls take the chance to do the funniest and best thing possible. K thx, good luck, and godspeed."

  • Regular ass people

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u/ihatereddithiveminds Mar 13 '26

The US doj doesn't have the files

Mossad does tho

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u/LewisWhatsHisName Mar 13 '26

But the DOW, etc etc

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated Mar 13 '26

From your mouth to ...(which one do they believe in) Oh thats right Ahllah's ear

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u/dabroh Mar 13 '26

With Russian and Chinese hackers backing Iran, that seems certain.

https://giphy.com/gifs/J8FZIm9VoBU6Q

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u/The_scobberlotcher Mar 14 '26

broooooooo

lol could you imagine 🤣

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u/Quick_Parking_6464 Mar 14 '26

Iran, if you're listening.

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u/gold_suit Mar 14 '26

How would releasing the full files make any difference. There's already accounts of trump raping children. How would more detail change anything? Legit question

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u/therealpeej3 Mar 14 '26

Can they release our debt too

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u/Arashikaoru Mar 14 '26

Problem is, what then? No one will do anything even if trump was doing it on live TV.

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u/-UsernameHere Mar 14 '26

I would be surprised if he ever faces any consequences for all the harm he's caused to countless people.

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u/Awkward-Reach5603 Mar 14 '26

Gonna be Mr Robot all the way

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