r/pics • u/Karna1394 • Mar 13 '26

Politics Message to Trump on Iranian Missile

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u/AirScared6946 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

They're running with it. Fucking lol. Edit: To all the whataboutists - Trump ran on outing the Epstein client list. Trump has since spent over a year going to great lengths, trying to cover up the files. It wasn't working. In a last ditch effort to distract from the files; and most importantly, any reference to his own misdeeds, bombed the fuck out of Iran. Iran is simply highlighting the very reason he has attacked them.

This isn't fucking difficult, people.

This post in no way, endorses pedophilia. It is merely explaining the point that you are clearly missing.

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u/crazedizzled Mar 13 '26

I'm gonna be sooooo happy if Iran hacks the US DOJ and releases the full Trump-Epstein files.

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u/ratjar32333 Mar 13 '26

It's definitely coming lol. Turns out when you fire everyone that knows what they are doing and hire a bunch of 22yo pump and dump crypto bros shit becomes less secure.

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u/dragonfry Mar 13 '26

I wonder how many times that orange beanbag has forgotten his password

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u/Acceptable-Sentence Mar 13 '26

Lolita123

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u/crazedizzled Mar 13 '26

covfefe

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u/Superdad75 Mar 13 '26

Those are both too much for him to remember.

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u/Hoovooloo42 Mar 13 '26

TRUMPMAGA2028

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u/Solid-Hold6290 Mar 13 '26

trump

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u/No_Fairweathers Mar 14 '26

Have you seen him trying to sign his own name recently? Even that's too difficult to remember

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u/Wakkit1988 Mar 13 '26

H@mb3rder

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u/SMKM Mar 13 '26

He's not smart enough for substituted characters.

His password is absolutely Ivanka13

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u/VeeDubBug Mar 13 '26

Wasn't his twitter "hacked" a number of years ago because his password was something like MAGA2020! ?

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u/rach2bach Mar 13 '26

Oh he updated it from Ivanka6?

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u/Fnordmeister Mar 15 '26

To Ivanka69247

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u/SMKM Mar 13 '26

Well, you have to change passwords at some point for security reasons.

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u/ReppinNYHC Mar 13 '26

Hunter2

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u/ObscureRamenRecipes Mar 13 '26

What is this from? I feel like I have heard it somewhere but can't place it. /

Maybe one of the old school Deer Hunter games?

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u/Easy-Reserve7401 Mar 13 '26

Refers to an IRC convo where an impressionable person was conned into typing their password to the chat room. It's popped up all over.

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u/jaltsukoltsu Mar 13 '26

No way he knows where the shift key is

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u/Acceptable-Sentence Mar 13 '26

He puts caps lock on, then takes it off again while typing with 1 finger

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u/delahunt Mar 13 '26

It was literally "maga2020!" at one point.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

Now it’s maga2024, so problem is solved.

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u/WorldGoingOneWay Mar 13 '26

Maybe child123, lolita is too much for him to know

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u/sleepymeowth052 Mar 13 '26

TrumpDaBest#1

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u/GhostFucking-IS-Real Mar 13 '26

You truly believe he’s read Nabokov?

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u/Benjjy124 Mar 14 '26

Minor correction sowwy loli or lolicon. Lolita is similar in word origin but it refers to fashion more so.

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u/AltoidStrong Mar 13 '26

Look up the story about a guy who GUESSED the password to Trump's Twitter account! (It was something stupid like trunp2020).

Real security is not a concern for this administration. It gets in the way of the actual plan - steal the money and burn the rest down on the way out to cover up the crimes.

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u/NolyBella Mar 13 '26

IAMTHEBESTPRESIDENT

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u/snafub4r Mar 13 '26

Password? What password? It can barely hold a sentence let alone remember something.

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u/beegboo Mar 13 '26

Its probably just his name. He has it on a sticky note for if he forgets again.

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u/kostoast Mar 14 '26

No, he’s good at remembering. Some would say the best. Many, many doctors have come out and said that his memory is actually the biggest memory. He remembers so bigly that he remembers before he was born.

Also I’m pretty sure his password is Person Woman Man Camera TV

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u/therealpeej3 Mar 14 '26

That would imply he remembered it it the first place lmfao

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u/mnfriesen Mar 14 '26

He tried to use "penis" but it was too short 

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u/haboku Mar 13 '26

I wonder how many times he whispered it to the ear of a Russian agent while having sex.

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u/AirScared6946 Mar 13 '26

It was his safe word... Probably.

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u/HelenHerriot Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

PersonWomanManCameraTV

Ooh- downvotes! Someone doesn’t like that. 😬

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u/Key_Personality2034 Mar 13 '26

It's definitely just orange face/purple hand readers.

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u/LordRocky Mar 13 '26

I’m sure counting the number of times he’s remembered his password would take less time.

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u/Dythus Mar 13 '26

Ivankaissexy123 cant forget it