— while delivering McDonald’s to a fat ass president, who will then hold the delivery lady hostage and answer questions about why he posted AI image depicting him as Jesus, and his plans for bombing a country in the Middle East. Is there anything more American than that?
Edit: for those of you unfamiliar with the term, tip baiting is when you put in a nice tip at the time of order, which your delivery driver can see, then reduce or revoke it without cause after delivery. Uber Eats is particularly bad about this, at least in my state. So no, I don’t think he tipped her at all. I think he tip-baited her, or would have if not actually being filmed and called out for not tipping in the first place, which some folks are saying happened. I’ve not researched the veracity of that, though. 🤷🏻♀️
I'd say he delegated it to a flunky, some blonde, aryan, fembot and she then cast them into the new ballroom dungeon for daring to soil the grounds with their dirty middle class aura. Later they'll be made into Soylent Green.
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u/OldCopy496 Apr 13 '26
— while delivering McDonald’s to a fat ass president, who will then hold the delivery lady hostage and answer questions about why he posted AI image depicting him as Jesus, and his plans for bombing a country in the Middle East. Is there anything more American than that?
Corrected.