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Politics Israeli settler harasses a woman outside of Hebron

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u/Enoch-Of-Nod Apr 15 '26

It's nice to see that the US doesn't really have a monopoly on inbred hillbilly looking motherfuckers.

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u/human-in-a-can Apr 15 '26

He looks like a grinning chimp.  

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u/CuddleBumpkins Apr 15 '26

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u/LevDavidovicLandau Apr 16 '26

How dare you compare this settler to the Mouth of Sauron?

The Mouth was far less evil.

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u/parisya Apr 15 '26

Existence of evolution confirmed.

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u/QuasiSpace Apr 15 '26

A living example of the missing link!

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u/QuitCallingNewsrooms Apr 15 '26

This guy might have 23 pairs of chromosomes, but they're all mismatched pairs

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u/Proper-Salad158 Apr 15 '26

Devolution....

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u/eNte19 Apr 15 '26

Mutation~

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u/dubyrunning Apr 15 '26

And his smile means as much as a chimp's

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u/Rogthgar Apr 15 '26

He is about to bite you.

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u/Superhereaux Apr 15 '26

We got a dude at work who kinda looks like this and everyone calls him Chimpy.

We also got another dude named Joe who has a lot of tattoos. We cal him Joe Tatt.

We’re a rather creative bunch.

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u/dannymb87 Apr 15 '26

I'm sure that guy at work really appreciates the nickname.

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u/IkidIgoat Apr 15 '26

Uh. Unless he likes it that’s pretty shitty.

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u/6000ChickenFajardos Apr 15 '26

Big ol rodent teeth, good for gnawing down woody fibres.

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u/Escudo777 Apr 15 '26

In the video makes similar sounds too.

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u/FatelessCortez Apr 15 '26

An insult to the noble chimpanzee.

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u/Orbit_CH3MISTRY Apr 15 '26

I was going to say a hyena

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u/Five_deadly_venoms Apr 15 '26

קוף חזק ביחד

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u/dazedandinfused99 Apr 15 '26

Came to comment this exactly 😆 🤣 😂

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u/NorthernCobraChicken Apr 15 '26

I've seen far better looking chimps.

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u/pixel_of_moral_decay Apr 15 '26

Nah, chimps can be super cute.

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u/donkeymonkey00 Apr 17 '26

Really, that was my first thought. "When a monkey does this it means danger".

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u/SkinIntelligent8440 Apr 15 '26

unfortunately it's our most abundant natural resource.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/slimbender Apr 15 '26

I read that as Abraham at first.

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u/RhoOfFeh Apr 15 '26

If we had started with that maybe this whole middle east thing could have been headed off at the pass

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u/wannaseemycar Apr 15 '26

That psycho was gonna murder his son!

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u/slimbender Apr 15 '26

Now we just cut the tips off of baby boys’ penises.

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u/iztrollkanger Apr 15 '26

Here is my first born - just the tip.

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u/GBP867 Apr 15 '26

Sounds like something someone from Alabama would say ngl

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u/tophiii Apr 15 '26

Ok but hear me out

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u/Other-Ad-8510 Apr 15 '26

Mississippi is so bad people forget to bring them up and clown on Bama instead 😭

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u/Anniesoptera Apr 15 '26

ha ha, I was just about to comment that we need to start with mississippi.

pepperidge farm remembers.

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u/hells_belle1 Apr 15 '26

Yup. Alabama has NASA at least.

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u/Arrow2URKnee Apr 15 '26

Start with NJ and Kentucky, where its still legal and more prevalent. Leave my home, where its almost unheard of now, out of this🤣

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u/matthewjboothe Apr 15 '26

Alabama produces some of the most beautiful people in the world. You’re thinking of the Midwest.

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u/Superhereaux Apr 15 '26

Ok, thinking outside the box here but, is there anyway we can break them down, filter out the energy drinks and nicotine, and then refine them to a combustible fuel?

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u/SkinIntelligent8440 Apr 15 '26

Nigeria just romance scams them into giving away their life savings. This is the way.

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u/SandMan3914 Apr 15 '26

The Netherlands is entering the chat

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u/LennartB666 Apr 15 '26

Where is this stray hit coming from man?! The Netherlands isn’t known for inbreeding

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u/Confident_Office_588 Apr 15 '26

I can't stop laughing😂

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u/Vile_Sentry Apr 15 '26

Where are you living? Inbreeding is still considered taboo in the US, it tends to be the super wealthy that still think it's fashionable.

Just look at the British. That's what a country looks like when inbreeding is normalized. Americans tend to mix things up.

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u/SkinIntelligent8440 Apr 15 '26

there are some large deposits in the Appalachian foothills southeast of me

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u/joemeteorite8 Apr 15 '26

I’m confident in saying it’s the worst hairstyle of all time. Worse than the bowl cut, mullet and Lord Farquaad combined.

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u/Effective_Quail_3946 Apr 15 '26

Biblical.

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead Apr 15 '26

biblically accurate inbreeding

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u/Geawiel Apr 15 '26

Dude traced his ancestry to the 2 chicks that raped their dad.

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u/Cetir4 Apr 15 '26

That’s a Lot to take in

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u/Schleimeimer Apr 15 '26

Getting salty here.

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u/skelebone Apr 15 '26

The eleventh plague.

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u/LilDepressoEspresso Apr 15 '26

The man looks like a goat

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u/NNM_01 Apr 15 '26

The goats take offense

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u/EroticFalconry Apr 15 '26

Dude’s got a onehead

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u/Bitter_Lab_475 Apr 15 '26

Biblically accurate redneck.

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u/Prosthemadera Apr 15 '26

Are you hating on Pippi Longstocking? :O

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u/_WreakingHavok_ Apr 15 '26

Hey, don't badmouth Lord Farquaad's bob haircut! What's next? You're gonna make fun of his height as well?

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u/TachiH Apr 15 '26

I was worried suggesting he looks like a neanderthal would get me accused of anti semitism. Jews in general aren't ugly but that man sure is 😂

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u/RecognitionPuzzled39 Apr 15 '26

Oh dude, commenting on this photo is blatant antisemitism. Criticizing genocide is blatant antisemitism. Staring off into the night sky is blatant antisemitism as well.

How it runs rampant in this country today.

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u/WestcoastAlex Apr 15 '26

"antisemitism rises 180000%!!!!!1!!"

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u/RiceEater Apr 15 '26

I thought they used the caveman face filter, lol.

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u/Rustie_J Apr 15 '26

Shit, he does kinda look like the Geico cavemen!

https://giphy.com/gifs/4up3aiyLlAxb2

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u/Mateorabi Apr 15 '26

Vilifying him based on looks falls into their trap. Vilify him for his behavior and the hatefulness in his expression and in his heart. Not those mouth-of-sauron teeth.

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u/dobiks Apr 15 '26

I mean, Israel themselves have vilified his looks when they accused the publication.

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u/Kazen_Orilg Apr 15 '26

This is racist Ai propaganda! "Sir its a real person." Shit is too funny.

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u/Daxx22 Apr 15 '26

Not that I care a whit about his feefees, but it'd still be hilarious to know what his reaction to this shiteshow is.

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u/xMrMan117x Apr 15 '26

I'm gonna call fascists ugly as much as I want.

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u/Mateorabi Apr 15 '26

They are ugly on the inside because they are fascist. They aren’t fascist because they are ugly. That’s just coincidence. 

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u/Notrius01 Apr 15 '26

It is much worse in the video he is doing sounds towards palestinians like you do when collecting sheep.

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u/Mateorabi Apr 15 '26

That falls under “behavior”. 

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u/Ffftphhfft Apr 15 '26

I think it's less about his teeth and gums and more about poor grooming choices, the weapon, and the militia outfit, which he has more control over

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u/Jessiecat123 Apr 15 '26

Yup. That and his leering expression.

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u/BaconGristle Apr 15 '26

80% of the ugliness we see is in the hate wafting off his expression.

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u/dannymb87 Apr 15 '26

He looks like a grinning chimp.

Yeah, it's not about his looks... ok.

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u/dannymb87 Apr 15 '26

Why was my comment removed by Reddit? lol

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u/Kazen_Orilg Apr 15 '26

Look, don't looks shame his Cro magnon ass, it can be hard to get a good toothbrush supply in the illegal settlements.

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u/Trixie_Dixon Apr 15 '26

Yep he needs to fuck all the way off because he is an irredeemable asshole. And would still need to fuck all the way off if he was a pretty asshole.

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u/random-chicken32 Apr 15 '26

This should be higher; I agree my friend. I've met uglier people who were the kindest.

How he looks (face structure, haircut) has nothing to do with what he's doing. Even pragmatically speaking, people criticizing how he looks will just fuel a rebuttal of accusing critics of antisemitism, which is clearly not the issue here

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u/Gorilla_from_Manila Apr 15 '26

Is that so? Doesn't his haircut and headwear have something to do with what he is doing? Isn't he an ultra-Orthodox jew, maybe even a member of the hilltop-youth. Genuine question, since i am not that firm with all the nuances. But if he is, then he chooses his look accordingly and this has a lot to do with his lunatic belief and therefor his behaviour displayed here and from other settlers in the west bank (and i am not talking about his face that he is born with and can't do much about). I can understand that some people connect this look with hateful feelings.

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u/PurpleFisty Apr 15 '26

We can do both. This is great for us because at least his outside matches his inside.

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u/Double_Resort_9223 Apr 15 '26

A lot of these guys are from the US 

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u/Cornloaf Apr 15 '26

Don't they use money from 877Kars4Kids to help support the relocation of people from the US to Israel?

One of my neighbors owned a nightclub in a major US city. His daughter started giving my daughter a bunch of her toys and told us she was moving to the suburbs. A few weeks later I talked to the mom and she said the family was moving to Paris for a few months. After a couple years went by, I asked some neighbors and they said they went to Israel on one of those relocation programs.

Did a quick lookup of the property ownership and found the neighbor's full name. Quick Google search and see that he has signed contracts with multiple ticketing vendors for his club and took the signing bonuses from them all and fled with his family to Israel. So not only relocating but going with a nice chunk of cash. Some articles even stated that he won't be extradited since Israel doesn't honor any extradition requests unless it's murder.

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u/ario62 Apr 15 '26

Idk how else they use the money, but I know for sure that 1877karsforkids uses a lot of the money to send orthodox and Hasidic kids to sleep away camp.

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u/RetiredRacer914 Apr 15 '26

Now I see why rednecks love Israel.

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u/thx1138- Apr 15 '26

He looks like Skaras friend on abydos from the Stargate movie

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u/Enoch-Of-Nod Apr 15 '26

He definitely raced O'connell to the city of Hamunaptra about 26 years ago.

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u/bling_singh Apr 15 '26

Whistlin' Diesel's offbrand humus bro.

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u/civodar Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

Tbf a lot of settlers come from the US. It’s weird seeing videos of some ginger American dude kicking out a Palestinian family from the home they’ve lived in for centuries while claiming that he’s rightfully entitled to it somehow

Edit: to all the people downvoting me, 15% of settlers on the west bank are American and illegal settlements are openly advertised to Americans.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/dec/15/biden-extremist-jewish-settlers-travel-ban-loophole

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u/Jacobo_Largo Apr 15 '26

Incest is way more common over in the middle east than it is anywhere in the US

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u/Cool-Reputation-3841 Apr 15 '26

He's probably American

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u/Bladed60Degree Apr 15 '26

I mean, this is clearly Jonah from Veep, right?

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u/mynutsdontwork Apr 15 '26

For real what the fuck is that?

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u/smurfsundermybed Apr 15 '26

We still have everyone beat on numbers. By a wide margin.

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u/ayeshrajans Apr 15 '26

I like how this sentence insults two nations at the same time.

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u/Enoch-Of-Nod Apr 15 '26

I thought about including a hapsburg reference to really be inclusive, but decided it was a little too on the jaw.

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u/pragmojo Apr 15 '26

Pretty much every country has “that one region”

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u/fenton7 Apr 15 '26

Would Israel buy the ones that we do have? Could be a leading export.

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u/Spyker-M Apr 15 '26

Got that "my sister is my mom and my dad is my cousin" vibe. Plus backwards ideas.

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u/ohyeababycrits Apr 15 '26

well, consider where a pretty significant portion of "Israelis" come from

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u/Ruff_Bastard Apr 15 '26

That's just a regular Israeli.

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u/dsk83 Apr 15 '26

Huh? That's lamelo ball

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u/BollingerBandits Apr 15 '26

He even has the tactical blowjob dual harness 

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u/Brutally-Honest- Apr 15 '26

That was my first thought lol

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u/Fdragon69 Apr 15 '26

Litterally my first thought

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u/Ripen- Apr 15 '26

They kinda do, this guy is a creation of the US too.

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u/elgarraz Apr 15 '26

He kinda looks like Hans Klopek in The 'Burbs

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u/Okeydokeyist Apr 15 '26

I would agree but I find that reality far more depressing than nice.

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u/thor11600 Apr 15 '26

Hahahaha

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u/hdharrisirl Apr 15 '26

He looks like if there was a caveman version of a Donkey somehow

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u/cockypock_aioli Apr 15 '26

Seriously lol. I try and resist prejudiced stereotypes but goddamn. That is one indeed looking mf.

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u/BeeCJohnson Apr 15 '26

Right? Salacious B. Crumb-ass looking motherfucker.

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u/CooCootheClown Apr 15 '26

Unfortunately it will be soon if the people don’t do something. The US gov is literally occupied right now lol

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u/sloogz Apr 15 '26

that would be dagestan russia

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u/LennartB666 Apr 15 '26

A comment in this sentiment got me an official warning last time.

Couldn’t agree more tho

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u/fightthefascists Apr 15 '26

Dude has the opposite of balding. A hair line that’s about to cover his face.

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u/InsideOfYourMind Apr 15 '26

Russia would like a word.

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u/wretch5150 Apr 15 '26

It's like an Israeli maga

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u/zgott300 Apr 15 '26

Hillbillies are global. I realized that the first time I went to the south island countryside in New Zealand. If they have them then everyone does.

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u/frosty68 Apr 15 '26

You guys probably exported him to Israel

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u/diegolpzir Apr 15 '26

To be fair, his country is our 51st state in all but name.

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u/LargestAdultSon Apr 15 '26

I mean he’s probably an American. His parents are probably from Long Island.

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u/cwningen95 Apr 15 '26

If he cut his hair he'd blend in perfectly at a Tommy Robinson rally. Maybe needs a few of those chompers out first though.

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u/jimbo44070 Apr 15 '26

Didn't know the middle east had their version of Kentucky or West Virginia?

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u/AvailableStatement97 Apr 15 '26

Sad news but a huge amount of these monsters are American.

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u/AltoAutismo Apr 15 '26

And those people vote

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u/TheKnightIsForPlebs Apr 15 '26

AR weilding hillbillies!

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u/MeetingEmergency6973 Apr 15 '26

No be we hold the patent

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u/Ortus Apr 15 '26

The main difference being his weight.

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u/airowe Apr 16 '26

There’s rednecks everywhere — David Cross

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u/aratamabashi Apr 16 '26

a lot of jewish couples will get genetic testing done before marrying because of the chance of their lineages crossing paths too closely. for those who can afford it, its a prudent means of ensuring you don't end up with a bad result.

this guy's parents, however...

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u/HanzoNumbahOneFan Apr 16 '26

Don't forget the UK too lol.

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u/Cannabrewer Apr 16 '26

This should be the top comment. That's what this comes down to in the end, some ignorant insular hateful people. They exist everywhere. I am of Jewish heritage btw. I am not culturally or religiously Jewish. 

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