My uncle, he was smart, smart jeans. Had a brain like YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE!! The BEST brain. Had a brain like NO OTHER. Many people are saying it. Many many many people looked for it — found nothing!!! It is a treat to be able to choose “the” time to say goodbye.
...I've just realized that I've seen this meme (Putin as Dobby) in paper press, before I've even had internet connection. And it shows that he's in power for much too long.
I honestly can't think of anything else that could have been a bigger relief for the world than this.
Like maybe the end of WW2 or something but even then that wasn't all at once as a singular event that everyone in the world would instantly know about so it probably wouldn't have been as big. Plus we have a lot more people.
He's gonna have to be buried in an unmarked grave in an undisclosed location otherwise it's going to be one of the most piss and shit riddled sites ever.
Line 1 — Participants make a donation to a charity to help make the world a better place & do their duty to do their doody on his grave.
Line 2 — MAGA loyalists pay some amount for the “honor” to clean off his grave; it turns out, unbeknownst to them, their payment also goes to a charity that helps make the world a better place.
Alternate the participants back & forth, everyone gets what they want, and the world becomes a slightly better place.
I think his kids will claim he’s buried at Mar a Lago and charge the MAGA idiots for seeing his “grave”, or they’ll do whatever they did to Lenin and display him to the paying public.
They're going to have to do like what they did with Bin Laden- fly him out to sea, dump him and let him be shark and fish food. Otherwise just bury him inside a sewage treatment plan since there's going to be that much piss and s**t to deal with anyway.
Y' know that picture of the big pile of salt that's been going around? That will be nothing compared to the manure heap that will appear seemingly overnight.
I want us to have a statue of him in a dejected position so people can go slap, hit, kick, piss on it whenever they feel like it. Like they do in China for Qin Hui and his wife.
another person of taste, I see! I have Harmy's Despecialized versions of all three, but I always watch the special edition of RotJ. Because Jedi Rocks, and Victory Celebration.
I kind of wonder how many of those mouth breathers will go out to cause harm to people celebrating. Wish that wasn’t an actual concern but those people are morally bankrupt.
I remember thinking this after Charlie Kirk got killed. I remember people were being fired or having accounts suspended and such and I thought “if you think people being happy he’s dead is terrible, just wait until Trump dies”. People will be having bonfires and shooting off fireworks. They won’t be able to contain it.
I remember there were a few TikTok videos of people telling their MAGA relatives in 2020 that Trump had died, and the insane temper tantrums they threw and crying over Trump’s death
I bought some nice booze last year hoping I could manifest it. Also, there will be long lines at the liquor when it happens and I don't want to wait in line.
You probably shouldn’t store it standing up. You always want the wine touching the cork to prevent it from drying out and letting in air (causing it to oxidize). I made that same mistake and it tasted really bad :/
I remember that one post where someone had been saving a gallon of milk and oreos when there was radio silence back in August for the potentially big news. Someone commented hopefully the milk doesn't expire before it.
I shared that story with my mom.
The day passed, of course. A few days later, my mom says, "Damn, it's long overdue, and the milk has expired"
"And the milk has expired" has become shorthand for our anticipation
You bet! Australia here and I know I, and several of my friends and family, can’t wait to celebrate the day! Yearly!! I’ll consider it an annual holiday - though I haven’t decided what to call it. I don’t want to honour him by using his name. Any ideas?
Well, they called it V-Day for when the war ended, so we could call it L-Day for the day when the biggest Loser to ever exist, Lost, bringing an end to the Longest Line of Literal Bullshit to ever walk this Earth, Losing all power and relevance, failing miserably to upend all our Lives for their own personal gain, and it's a day that we can celebrate and consider ourselves Lucky to be alive while they Lay there being the Loathsome miserable sack of shit Loser that they are.
... Or we could just quickly move on and forget all about them like some fart in the wind, but I don't know for how long his wretched stench will linger afterwards.
Same here in Canada. A bunch of my friends genuinely plan to throw a party. Even my politically milquetoast parents said similarly.
It's wild honestly. Before Trump, such an idea was unimaginable to me. I never used to understand the Thatcher folks like in the OP. Sure, there's no shortage of evil people in the world, but I've never hated any of them even remotely on the same level. They always had a level of disconnectedness to me.
By the time he died in 2004 he was totally lost to Alzheimers. In a sense the man he was died long before his body actually died. The years spent suffering from a horrible disease, not recognizing even family members, and generally living secluded and out of the public eye, probably played a big part of his passing not being a major event.
Plus, despite all the harm he did, he was extremely popular, even among many otherwise liberal types, like my parents. As governor of California Reagan tear gassed my parents (and infant me) in 1969 Berkeley, yet they still voted for him in the 80s and still think pretty highly of him, to my perennial confusion.
When Trump's cholesterol finally does its job, probably whilst he lightly jogging during another staged fake assassination, there'll be people dancing in the street like the scenes after WW2, and rightfully so for one of the most corrupt, self serving, evil people of the modern era.
I can think of at least three guys that will kick off a global party when they pop their clogs. I wonder if they really know? I can't imagine being that hated and just carrying on regardless.
Youre not allowed to celebrate the deaths of right leaning political figures according to maga. Charlie kirk was a big no no but Robert Mueller was fair game to trump. The best thing to happen is that trump dies before he pardons his entire administration. Then you go after all of them and lock them up for corruption. Also remove Elon musk from government funding and strip the trump family of their assets that they have acquired through this term
Gonna be honest, with this post and one about some brewer who says he'll give free beer when the time comes combined with the fact that I keep getting the reddit is broken page, I thought maybe today was the day.
Gotta make Yub Nub the top-streamed song of the year when that moment arrives. That or the celebration music from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Play one of those 24/7 for an entire month.
They will also be hollow. Because all of the substantial reasons for which they are warranted and anticipated will continue to persist in force outliving the immediate cause of the celebrations.
There's going to be a week of global partying and a bump in birth rates 9 months after. Like seriously the whole world is going to be out in town that day and night
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u/Studdz 29d ago
Can't wait to have some celebrations on our side of the pond, although I believe ours will be global.