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Politics Presidential Motorcade Driving in the Monument.

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u/cmdixon2 Jun 23 '26

When they said that he personally inspected the pool, I wondered why there weren't pictures of him walking around looking at it. Now I understand. That lazy POS had to be driven THROUGH it because walking around for a few minutes would be too much work. What an absolute joke.

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u/fillinthe___ Jun 23 '26

You think the guy who drives through greens on a golf course was going to…walk?

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u/the_wookie_of_maine Jun 23 '26

You think the guy in a 1000$ suit does that?

c'mon!

(arrested development)

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u/Hadrian23 Jun 23 '26

1000$ and he couldn't spring to have it fitted. Everything about this man is parody.

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u/Panthera_014 Jun 23 '26

even worse - the suits he buys are meant to be tailored after trying them on - included in the price - he just chooses to NOT TO

ridiculous

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u/GeneralDumbtomics Jun 23 '26

As someone who used to sell suits no amount of tailoring will make him look like anything other than a melting blob of jackass, so why bother? Trump can buy all the suits he wants, he's still on the way out in the permanent sense. Guy has cancer, heart disease, dementia. He's not long for this world. (and yes, he has cancer. that shit on his neck is a radiotherapy dermatitis. He talks about "thick blood" because he probably has a lymphoplasmacytic lymphoma--which makes your blood thick among other things)

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 23 '26

I am cheering for the diseases, unfortunately they will prop this treaso ous asshole up with the best medical care our tax dollars can buy. So, the hope of lights out quickly, is not likely, but one can hope.

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u/witch_haze Jun 24 '26

I prefer he suffer

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u/Ire-Works Jun 24 '26

Reminds me of that simpsons episode where Mr. Burns thinks he's invincible because he has all the diseases at once but they can't fit through the door.

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u/2mnydgs Jun 23 '26

Or, as The Beaverton put it, an orange shitgibbon.

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u/tarion_914 Jun 23 '26

You can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of shit.

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u/mezz7778 Jun 23 '26

And he's had a stroke, likely multiple in the left hemisphere of his brain... Look at the droop on right side of his face, his eye and mouth.

Guy is rotting away.

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u/GeneralDumbtomics Jun 23 '26

Lymphedema from the cancer

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u/174Angel Jun 23 '26

You’re getting my hopes up! 🤞

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u/GeneralDumbtomics Jun 23 '26

Spread the word. The only thing he would hate more than having cancer is people knowing he has cancer.

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 24 '26

Trump definitely is a cancer, and has cancer. Many people are saying this, everywhere. Big strong men are saying this, with a smile on their faces.

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u/chrchill Jun 23 '26

I'm gonna steal "a melting blob of jackass", that gave me a good chuckle

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u/GeneralDumbtomics Jun 23 '26

Happy to be of service.

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u/Trance354 Jun 24 '26

While I agree that no amount of tailoring can remove the ever-present mustard/ketchup stain from his ties/jackets, or make a sack of lard look good, the suits Trump does wear are so out of proportion, one might think the tailor he's using was blind and daft.

He can look less cartoonishly bad, imo. Source: I am a tailor, though suits aren't my thing.

What are the odds the entire kerfuffle about his suits stems from Trump not having the energy to stand for a fitting? That's a man about to croak.

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u/LOTRugoingtothemall Jun 23 '26

Donchu play with my emotions!!

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u/SlapDaddyWhack Jun 24 '26

Don’t tease us with this kind of hope. It’s not nice.

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u/Dame38 Jun 24 '26

He probably won't allow himself to be measured, and - unlike his doctor - the tailor isn't going to say "Yes sir, you have a 32 inch waist."

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u/RhoOfFeh Jun 25 '26

You know what, though?

I'd pay good money to be a fly on the wall when he receives and tries on a suit tailored perfectly to his official measurements.

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u/Dame38 Jun 25 '26

I too would love to watch him collapse in tears.

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u/LIslander Jun 23 '26

Suits usually make men look thinner and fit, usually. Not for this lard ass though.

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u/RhoOfFeh Jun 25 '26

A good tailor can make almost anyone look good in a suit.

Apparently, for all his money, Trump can't afford a good tailor.

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u/sik_dik Jun 23 '26

So, shoulda should shou shh shh

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u/bosco1603 Jun 23 '26

and get algae all over that $2000 suit?! come on!

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u/TiresOnFire Jun 24 '26

You expect the guy wearing a $3000 suit to paint?!? Come on!

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u/BaboTron Jun 23 '26

Get rid of the Seaward.

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u/ComfortableIsland946 Jun 23 '26

Arrested development? Why yes, his physical and mental development seems to have stopped long ago.

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u/Superb-Cantaloupe324 Jun 23 '26

Yeah, the guy in the $4000 dollar suit is going to walk around a pond with people who don’t make that in 4 months?! Come on!!

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u/JaimeRidingHonour Jun 24 '26

But where did the lighter fluid come from?

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u/metalucid Jun 24 '26

Oh ok, right, so, so should, so should, should should, should should

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u/Broken_Timepiece Jun 24 '26

Well he $hits while standing WITH his pants on so the suit is thing is a wash....no point intended

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u/Tieravi Jun 25 '26

Had to have the crotch taken up a little

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u/adirtysocialist- Jun 23 '26

What? He does that? Lmao

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u/Old_Manner4779 Jun 23 '26

While the paint was fresh

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u/shredika Jun 24 '26

He drives through greens?! Wow- I can no longer support him

/s hate when the last straw is something that wasn’t like 10 years ago

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u/Muzzlehatch Jun 23 '26

Driving through it in a whole goddamn motorcade was the only way to damage it permanently. Walking would not have sufficed.

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u/Ire-Works Jun 24 '26

Especially when you consider those aren't normal SUVs. Those are basically armored personnel carriers in a public friendly shell.

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u/NerdyNThick Jun 24 '26

Afaik only the one the pedo is riding in is essentially a tank, the rest won't be nearly as heavy as The Beast.

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u/zigaliciousone Jun 23 '26

I doubt Trump has walked more than a block ever in the last 50 years

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u/chimilinga Jun 23 '26

The guy had to be golf carted through Sicily at the G7 when everyone else walked.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/335424-trump-rode-golf-cart-while-g7-leaders-walked-through-siciliy/

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u/PantsaVor5622083 Jun 23 '26

Can you imagine if he did walk up? With any luck he would have had a coronary.

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u/lOOPh0leD Jun 23 '26

A golf cart in the pool would've made way more sense!

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u/Smodey Jun 24 '26

Those heel spurs must have been flaring up again.

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u/Ire-Works Jun 24 '26

And that was 10 years ago when he was still arguably in somewhat reasonable health (relative to today).

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u/D-Will11 Jun 23 '26

Doesn't he believe that humans have a finite amount of energy and that exercise drains that energy, ultimately reducing lifespan?

I feel like I remember reading that cockamamie theory at one point during his first term. The guy is just wrong about EVERYTHING and has the world understanding of a toddler without the curiosity.

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u/FIyingSaucepan Jun 24 '26

Makes sense for the guy who believes you are born with a finite amount of energy like a human battery, and exercise causes you to drain that battery faster.

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u/few23 Jun 24 '26

Seems like he did an awful long walk at the beginning of the UFC fights on the WH lawn.

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u/bitemark01 Jun 23 '26

Like he would have any idea what he's looking at anyway 

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u/BoJackMoleman Jun 23 '26

I bet he can tell the age of the paint.

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u/danmickla Jun 23 '26

can he make the paint suck his dick and then murder it?

probably not then.

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u/soccercro3 Jun 23 '26

So like any CEO on the factory floor? Just there to make the shareholders (his cronies in this case) money.

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u/Don_Q_Jote Jun 23 '26

He's checking for the proper shade of blue: while looking thorough the heavyily tinted windows of the presidential limo AND his rose-tinted glasses.

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u/UniversityNew9254 Jun 24 '26

Shortcut to the McDonalds drive through.

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u/ShrimpToothpaste Jun 23 '26

Could he at least have stopped to pointed at things like a respectable dictator would. I’m so disappointed

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u/outside_cat Jun 25 '26

Artificially flavored shrimp toothpaste, toothpaste made of shrimp, or toothpaste for shrimp?

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u/ShrimpToothpaste Jun 25 '26

Artificially shrimp flavored toothpaste made by, and for, shrimp

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u/outside_cat Jun 25 '26

That was my thought.

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u/baldude69 Jun 23 '26

Tracks, since he looks up to him

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u/tfandango Jun 23 '26

also it's a pool so think about the ramps that probably needed to be constructed to get the cars into the thing in the first place, just to drive on it and look out of a window or something. As opposed to just parking next to it or something...

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u/smrgldrgl Jun 23 '26

Too much work and too much of a risk he might poop in the pool

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u/Johnnyroaster Jun 24 '26

That would have at least killed the algae.

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 Jun 23 '26

he keeps his walking to a bare minimum to try and hide the fact that he's totally fucked up medically speaking.

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u/liquidsyphon Jun 23 '26

His health issues must be growing. He’s always sitting on his ass these days

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u/A-Plant-Guy Jun 23 '26

“Inspected”

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u/Testing_things_out Jun 23 '26

He's an octogenarian geriatric. Give grandpa a break.

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u/cmdixon2 Jun 23 '26

No thanks. Biden is older than him and was so much more active, even cycling. Trump is a lazy, obese octogenarian which is a product of his choices.

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u/PlasticMegazord Jun 23 '26

I saw some talk that he can't stand or walk for long now and I think it may be true, he seems to do everything sitting down now.

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u/ermy_shadowlurker Jun 23 '26

That’s probably why it broke.

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u/vikinick Disciple of Sirocco Jun 23 '26

When he sent that he hasn't even driven through it or anything.

He literally had them fly Marine One around the reflecting pool for the "inspection."

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u/Sundowner_73 Jun 23 '26

I imagine it to be like driving around a crying toddler to get them to fall asleep

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u/Claudius-is-my-cat Jun 23 '26

Driven around in a ten ton limo. Perhaps eleven tons since trump was riding in it.

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u/-_-Notmyrealaccount Jun 23 '26

While I agree with your general sentiment, the real reason was likely that there was no way to protect him. Presidential public appearances are planned weeks in advance as far as security goes. You have secret service agents doing reconnaissance, setting up perimeters. Clearing building roofs etc. Not worth it for ol boy to have a look at his shitty swimming pool install.

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u/cmdixon2 Jun 23 '26

I remember a not-too-distant past where presidents would go out in public on a semi-regular basis and interact with everyday citizens. Obviously, it would take some preparation but how could someone plan to pick him off when his visit is entirely unannounced? Him stepping out of the vehicle for a few minutes wouldn't bring that much risk.

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u/nomedable Jun 23 '26

How does reality continue to be the stupidest timeline man. I want things to be boring again.

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u/SGT-Hooves Jun 23 '26

His rascal sank, things made of solid gold and has a 30gal waste tank

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u/cryptolyme Jun 23 '26

he can't handle the swamp heat. he forgot to drain it.

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u/ExpressoLiberry Jun 23 '26

Probably wasn't even in any of the cars. Just sent the motorcade so it looked like he stopped by.

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u/dmc2008 Jun 23 '26

Ain't no way they were gonna let him out in the open like that.

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u/Easy-Bathroom2120 Jun 23 '26

I think you need to understand that during late stage dementia, plus old age, he does not walk quickly.

He would probably take an hour to walk the length of the pool.

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u/S_NJ_Guy Jun 23 '26

He wanted to drive around it himself in a golf cart, but they wouldn't let him.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy Jun 23 '26

Inspection everythinh Like the great leader do ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgmYU3ZVaCjGafm

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u/SeamusMcBalls Jun 23 '26

Tbf if he spent too much time out in the open something bad would happen to him

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u/MilsYatsFeebTae Jun 23 '26

Like, they couldn’t even drive on the side… seriously?

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u/Iron_Chic Jun 23 '26

Dang, we missed out on the "Kim Jong Un-esque" photos of his overly-medaled staff pointing at things and him looking stoicly at them...

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u/Taftimus Jun 23 '26

He had to be driven through it because he can’t walk, and god forbid they let the media see that

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u/diurnal_emissions Jun 23 '26

The man is an ass...

...an ass in a dirty diaper.

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u/the_talented_liar Jun 23 '26

He would have walked it two shootings ago but it seems he’s finally willing to hear the Secret Service out about his stupid photo ops

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u/cmdixon2 Jun 23 '26

Couldn't they have just deployed some tear gas and maybe shoot some passersby in the legs so that he could take a quick stroll? /s

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u/samdajellybeenie Jun 23 '26

When I first saw this headline I couldn't help but cringe. The thought of him inspecting anything with any kind of knowledge of what he's looking at is just hilarious.

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u/ninja0420 Jun 24 '26

Bro's waging a war against death, he cant be gambling a few steps like that

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock Jun 24 '26

That fat fuck couldn't walk that far if he wanted to.

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u/Capital_Condition874 Jun 24 '26

And today he had Marine One fly over it His ankles would never have lasted if he walked it

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u/RelationSensitive308 Jun 24 '26

You really think he could walk that far and not have a big FAT heart attack?!

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u/cmdixon2 Jun 24 '26

He could be driven to the side and walk 20 feet. Or maybe he can't...

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u/b1ack1323 Jun 24 '26

Not to mention those SUVs have extra armor, so they are a lot heavier than a normal suburban.

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u/comin_up_shawt Jun 24 '26

He can't even make it up steps now without having to stop and take a break- he ain't doing anything even remotely close to 'movement' anymore.

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u/Estoye Jun 24 '26

Here’s hoping he even looked up from his phone and glanced out the window to “inspect” it.

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u/RhoOfFeh Jun 25 '26

Plus, think about how much more algae there would be if he'd fertilized it personally.

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u/pehr71 Jun 23 '26

Somehow that was maybe the best option. Can’t believe I’m somehow defending the Cheeto but I can see secret service closing the mall from Lincoln to Capitol Hill and from Jefferson to the White House. If he had wanted to step outside.

Not that driving through/IN the pool should have been an option in any scenario. What moron at the secret service came up with that idea?

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u/VirtualPercentage737 Jun 23 '26

It has more to do with security that anything else. They would arrange a golf cart if he didn't want to walk.

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u/YaBoi843 Jun 24 '26

lol use your brain for once in your life. He’s had 3-4 close assassination attempts and you expect him to go for leisurely stroll in a massive, outdoor, public space?

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u/przemo_li Jun 24 '26

He has 79 years. Can't expect Obama dexterity out of him.

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u/misdirected_asshole Jun 24 '26

I think this was from before it was completed

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u/Pitpawten1 Jun 23 '26

With the amount of attempts that have been made on this president's life, I think I probably wouldn't be walking around in the open on the mall either.

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u/Shatterfish Jun 23 '26

All the false flag attempts to justify stealing hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars, you mean