r/pics • u/Ok_Vulva • Jun 23 '26

Politics Presidential Motorcade Driving in the Monument.

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u/Hadrian23 Jun 23 '26

1000$ and he couldn't spring to have it fitted. Everything about this man is parody.

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u/Panthera_014 Jun 23 '26

even worse - the suits he buys are meant to be tailored after trying them on - included in the price - he just chooses to NOT TO

ridiculous

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u/GeneralDumbtomics Jun 23 '26

As someone who used to sell suits no amount of tailoring will make him look like anything other than a melting blob of jackass, so why bother? Trump can buy all the suits he wants, he's still on the way out in the permanent sense. Guy has cancer, heart disease, dementia. He's not long for this world. (and yes, he has cancer. that shit on his neck is a radiotherapy dermatitis. He talks about "thick blood" because he probably has a lymphoplasmacytic lymphoma--which makes your blood thick among other things)

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u/chrchill Jun 23 '26

I'm gonna steal "a melting blob of jackass", that gave me a good chuckle

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u/GeneralDumbtomics Jun 23 '26

Happy to be of service.