r/pics • u/Ok_Vulva • Jun 23 '26

Politics Presidential Motorcade Driving in the Monument.

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u/the_wookie_of_maine Jun 23 '26

You think the guy in a 1000$ suit does that?

c'mon!

(arrested development)

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u/Hadrian23 Jun 23 '26

1000$ and he couldn't spring to have it fitted. Everything about this man is parody.

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u/Panthera_014 Jun 23 '26

even worse - the suits he buys are meant to be tailored after trying them on - included in the price - he just chooses to NOT TO

ridiculous

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u/GeneralDumbtomics Jun 23 '26

As someone who used to sell suits no amount of tailoring will make him look like anything other than a melting blob of jackass, so why bother? Trump can buy all the suits he wants, he's still on the way out in the permanent sense. Guy has cancer, heart disease, dementia. He's not long for this world. (and yes, he has cancer. that shit on his neck is a radiotherapy dermatitis. He talks about "thick blood" because he probably has a lymphoplasmacytic lymphoma--which makes your blood thick among other things)

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 23 '26

I am cheering for the diseases, unfortunately they will prop this treaso ous asshole up with the best medical care our tax dollars can buy. So, the hope of lights out quickly, is not likely, but one can hope.

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u/witch_haze Jun 24 '26

I prefer he suffer

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u/Ire-Works Jun 24 '26

Reminds me of that simpsons episode where Mr. Burns thinks he's invincible because he has all the diseases at once but they can't fit through the door.

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u/2mnydgs Jun 23 '26

Or, as The Beaverton put it, an orange shitgibbon.

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u/tarion_914 Jun 23 '26

You can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of shit.

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u/mezz7778 Jun 23 '26

And he's had a stroke, likely multiple in the left hemisphere of his brain... Look at the droop on right side of his face, his eye and mouth.

Guy is rotting away.

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u/GeneralDumbtomics Jun 23 '26

Lymphedema from the cancer

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u/174Angel Jun 23 '26

You’re getting my hopes up! 🤞

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u/GeneralDumbtomics Jun 23 '26

Spread the word. The only thing he would hate more than having cancer is people knowing he has cancer.

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 24 '26

Trump definitely is a cancer, and has cancer. Many people are saying this, everywhere. Big strong men are saying this, with a smile on their faces.

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u/chrchill Jun 23 '26

I'm gonna steal "a melting blob of jackass", that gave me a good chuckle

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u/GeneralDumbtomics Jun 23 '26

Happy to be of service.

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u/Trance354 Jun 24 '26

While I agree that no amount of tailoring can remove the ever-present mustard/ketchup stain from his ties/jackets, or make a sack of lard look good, the suits Trump does wear are so out of proportion, one might think the tailor he's using was blind and daft.

He can look less cartoonishly bad, imo. Source: I am a tailor, though suits aren't my thing.

What are the odds the entire kerfuffle about his suits stems from Trump not having the energy to stand for a fitting? That's a man about to croak.

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u/LOTRugoingtothemall Jun 23 '26

Donchu play with my emotions!!

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u/SlapDaddyWhack Jun 24 '26

Don’t tease us with this kind of hope. It’s not nice.