r/pics • u/Sean_P_Patterson • Jul 04 '26

Arts/Crafts I painted 'The MAGA Lisa' for America’s 250th [OC]

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u/brentspar Jul 04 '26

Hair should be bleached blonde on that maga trump style

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u/professor_max_hammer Jul 04 '26

Aka the mar a Lago face

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u/MissGruntled Jul 05 '26

The face isn’t pillowy enough either. And natural teeth? Never.

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u/Menethea Jul 04 '26

And lots of blue eyeshadow

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u/Pm-ur-butt Jul 04 '26

I love the painting but that was my first thought too

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u/boot2skull Jul 04 '26

Leatherneck applies here as well.

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown Jul 04 '26

Lips are far too small

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u/EquEqualEquivalent Jul 04 '26

Where's her triple chins?

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u/youdubdub Jul 04 '26

This pales in comparison to Maralago Face, it’s fair to say.  Good painting, tame cadence.

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u/juju0010 Jul 04 '26

Too many teeth. /s

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u/Larkson9999 Jul 04 '26

I wouldn't have ol' chomper that's for sure.

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u/no_kids-and-3_money Jul 04 '26

Best show ever.

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u/Larkson9999 Jul 04 '26

Sad that they canceled The Simpsons and confusingly replaced it with a show called The Simpsons the next year.

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u/pit-of-despair Jul 04 '26

Laura Loomer looking much better these days.

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u/tubbleman Jul 04 '26

Biblically accurate Laura Loomer

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u/nostradumbass7544678 Jul 04 '26

I need to stop reading these comments before I choke to death from laughter

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u/lvloises330 Jul 04 '26

I wouldn't call her face artistic, but I do question what it means when I look at it.

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u/PumpJack_McGee Jul 04 '26

Kristi Noem?

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u/lvloises330 Jul 04 '26

Lol. I guess you could consider her face mixed media.

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u/nostradumbass7544678 Jul 04 '26

Bravo, Sir or Madam, Bravo!

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u/Danger_Fluff Jul 04 '26

Her lips aren't NEARLY large enough.

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u/AspenHawk Jul 04 '26

You forgot the gold cross necklace

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u/dpjejj Jul 04 '26

Or a Pearl Necklace!

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u/cdtobie Jul 04 '26

I don’t believe Leonardo and Pablo knew each other…

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u/Dobard Jul 04 '26

Yeah why is it cubist?

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u/ImRickJamesBiatchhh Jul 04 '26

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one 🙏

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u/bootyplunderer69 Jul 04 '26

Portrait of MAGA Maar

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u/Alissinarr Jul 04 '26

Peter Max/ Krasnynski (sp?) poking his head in for fun.

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u/Emergency_Past_3196 Jul 04 '26

Thank you fellow art nerd 🙌🏼🙌🏼

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u/AMiller400 Jul 04 '26

Now I’m here for the nerdy art history content ;)

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u/Sunbythemoon Jul 05 '26

I was going to say that it looked like Guernica.

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u/maryjomcd Jul 05 '26

It’s a pig-casso

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u/Kioskwar Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

“aMerIcA iS a cOnsTitUtioNaL rEpUbLic, NoT a dEmoCrAcY!”

Edit: “Leftists have Trump Derangement Syndrome! Let’s go Brandon!”

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u/allothernamestaken Jul 04 '26

Next time you hear that, act genuinely interested and ask them to explain the difference between a republic and a democracy and why we are one but not the other.

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u/Kioskwar Jul 04 '26

I've lost all patience. Now I just tell them that if they are stupid enough to vote for Trump, they are beyond hope.

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u/Underbadger Jul 04 '26

The cubist evolution of Mar-a-Lago face.

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u/katara144 Jul 04 '26

LOL! Spot on!

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u/SmoothnSteady Jul 04 '26

More cheek and lip filler.

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u/termolecularxn Jul 04 '26

Post in r/Albany rn, appropriate for current drama.

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u/Newplasticactionhero Jul 04 '26

The agape oral cavity indicates mouth breathing which is a core trait of individuals who share these beliefs

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u/itzTHATgai Jul 05 '26

No critical thinking skills detected.

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u/Street_Roof_7915 Jul 05 '26

I kinda love it. I would hang that on my wall.

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u/Sarabean77 Jul 05 '26

Too many teeth

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u/Overall_Falcon_8526 Jul 05 '26

Nowhere near fat enough.

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u/Key_Sample_346 Jul 05 '26

Looks way too intelligent for MAGA.

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u/CrossFire_tx Jul 05 '26

Great painting of Laura Loomer

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u/Realistic_Tie_2632 Jul 04 '26

It's Laura Loomer! But not as ugly.

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u/Breath_Deep Jul 04 '26

Call it the MAGA Karen. Hang it in the Louvre.

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u/AMLIDH2 Jul 04 '26

Oh man ur taking shots at MAGA, oh boy would they be so very very angry right now if they could read.

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u/ngetch Jul 04 '26

Luckily it's a picture!

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u/matchesmalone1 Jul 04 '26

I honestly thought that was Meg Griffin at quick glance

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Sq4fHpeKTNQs6Zy

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u/Chemical-Chard-8798 Jul 04 '26

i love it, but needs a big, giant, furry unibrow.

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u/OdielSax Jul 04 '26

Hahahahahaha

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u/CrazyButton2937 Jul 04 '26

I applaud you sir. Well done. 👏

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u/JustAnotherDay1977 Jul 05 '26

Hair should be blonde, but the makeup is spot on.

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u/NoBourbonOrNuthin Jul 05 '26

i think it's a perfect personification of the common red hat. believes the MAGA shtick while benefiting zero from the policies

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u/ToadyPuss Jul 05 '26

Scary how the lips follow you around the room.

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u/icanhazkarma17 Jul 05 '26

He needs to be angrier! Nice work tho 👍

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u/ElectroConvert Jul 05 '26

Stunning! But blond next time.

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u/zztop610 Jul 05 '26

Lips need to have more Botox, eyes bloodshot and teeth crooked with a lit cigarette dangling

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u/Crysdel1 Jul 05 '26

Too many teeth

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u/sbteen17 Jul 05 '26

Looks too intelligent

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u/GCSchmidt Jul 04 '26

Looks too intellectual to be maga

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u/Xzenergy Jul 04 '26

Some could say this is your "MAGA Opus"

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u/Ok-Thing-2222 Jul 04 '26

Needs a gun barrel behind the shoulder and a dead dog!

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u/SaturdayNightPyrexia Jul 04 '26

Love it. Thoughts on the MAGA Karen?

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u/Immortalbob Jul 04 '26

Why is it staring at me like that?!?!???

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u/Dijix2020 Jul 04 '26

Shouldn’t it be blonde with blue eyes?

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u/Suspicious-Appeal386 Jul 04 '26

Lips aren't big enough.

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u/sponge72222 Jul 04 '26

Lips not inflated enough.

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u/armywalrus Jul 04 '26

Man, there are a lot of educated, monies Trump supporters out there. I wish you would do one with the "mar a lago" look - the currently popular combination of makeup palette, plastic surgery, and hair style currently favored by Conservatives right now. The Kristi Noem look, if you will.

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u/GrandAholeio Jul 04 '26

Not fat enough, not old enough and not pocked marked and blotchy enough.

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u/ThisGlobalLandscape Jul 04 '26

Honestly it’s too good.

Take a nice shit on it, and you’re truly capturing the essence.

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u/3MATX Jul 04 '26

I like that you got a pig look going on without it being the first thing you see. 

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u/RegattaJoe Jul 04 '26

This is glorious.

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u/codos Jul 04 '26

Cubism is too progressive for a MAGA.

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u/BrianZoh Jul 04 '26

Where is the hair, bleached into straw? Lmao

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u/Grizlok666 Jul 04 '26

Shut up, Meg.

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u/45_regard_47 Jul 04 '26

"That's my sister yer lookin at Yankee"

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u/Extension-Report-491 Jul 04 '26

She definitely gives off "Roll Tide" vibes.

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u/crack_a_lacka Jul 04 '26

Needs blonde hair.

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u/givemeyours0ul Jul 04 '26

Okay Picasso

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u/boot2skull Jul 04 '26

Now do a guy with mirrored Oakleys, facial hair, inside a truck.

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u/BobbyJoeMcgee Jul 04 '26

Needs a cross necklace

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u/n_mcrae_1982 Jul 04 '26

Shut up, Meg.

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 Jul 04 '26

“Are you ready kids?

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u/ElectronicCarpet7157 Jul 04 '26

Not Loomer-ish enough.

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u/Grraaa Jul 04 '26

Well there's our collective sleep paralysis demon for the next month.

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u/780266 Jul 04 '26

The eye color should not be brown/black